In celebration of James Earl Ray Day, I made a brownies and topped them with a dark, creamy icing. After scarfing that down in delight, I got in my white pickup truck and made the hike to Philadelphia. I then spent a few hours driving through the suburbs, lashing a whip at the residents I passed, and occasionally aiming at pedestrians who I felt, did not belong. While I was getting myself a cheese steak, I slashed the tires of a 1988 Buick that some brownie was driving. But, I tried to be caring, considering they're still 1/3 a person. So I tossed some tobacco for the locals to chew on.
All in all, I had a fun day.
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God bless James Earl Ray.