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I'm still working on this spoof of Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry; what do you think: [Chorus - Eloise] I hope you know, I hope you know I ended up with a broken shoe My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked It's all because of that Chinese poo It seems the employees were all treated really badly And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys The items were, all lemons now So, goodbye, Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart [Verse II - CJ] The golf club I'm using Then got really bent I just spent a couple strokes till it went worn, went worn... Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the "No return, No exchange" [Chorus - Eloise] I hope you know, I hope you know I ended up with a broken shoe My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked It's all because of that Chinese poo It seems the employees were all treated really badly And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys The items were, all lemons now So, goodbye, Wal-Mart Any suggestions?

Assuming that you use XP, save your saved games to My Documents\GTA Vice City User Files...

I don't have a PS or PS2; the guys are into making an Eloise movie in 2008, although it's sans Sam Fisher (and the kid's role might be played by another one, since Sophie Vassilieva's too old to play the role)... And a Hilary Clinton buddy movie's nice...

OK, I know this may seem stupid, but I decided to make a funny photo manipulation thread, about combining two or more unrelated movies into one... The rules: Using Photoshop, The Gimp or any other photo app, make a poster combining movies, videogames and/or any other stuff into an unlikely movie poster... I made this Eloise/Sam Fisher one because of Max Payne's Splinter Cell webcomic, and because of my idea of Sam being a nanny... I still have to adjust the girl's color tones (or Sam's), but this is what I've whipped up so far...

I use Avast, Spoybot Search and Destroy, HijackThis, RunAlyzer, and some removal tools... AVG and Norton pwns you...

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That pwns! It's nice to know that they named this turf as one of the best...

Not much to say, but... God Bless and may you have more birthdays to come...

Oh, sorry... I'm just here to ask...

I made the pic out of this rather ridiculous picture: I also made a 300-esque variation of this: I'm also thinking of ideas for this to become a meme, but what do you think?

I should have used this for my sig in another forum, but what do you think???

OK, I added my name using Photoshop, and there it is:

Llama 1: So, have you vomited crap at someone?

It's likely that some (if not all) of the cars in the GTA 3 era would return in GTA IV, albeit with some cosmetic changes...

This may be crazy, but I decided to try this encryption game... If you want to convert text to MD5 for this game, try http://www.iwebtool.com/md5 God Bless and enjoy!!!

Now will someone please blend the Vii?

Niko Bellic, asking New York City Plaza denizen Eloise where on earth Roman is... Niko: So, you must be Eloise... Is my brother Roman here? Eloise: Uh, Mister Niko, how come you delayed your game?? Niko: C'mon, kid, you're too young for that... Sam: Where's your iPhone? WHERE'S THE IPHONE? Hostage: What do you want to do with my iPhone? Emile: We want to blend it for the Blendtec ad campaign... Hostage: Oh well, I'll give you my phone... It sucks anyway...

Agreed...

The original Wii Just crack the Vii open and you'll see how little effort the Chinese boys put into their wares... Or should I say warez... I call that piece of crap, a piece of crap... I mean, look at the Vii's *motherboard*...

Taxi driver: Get down, Eloise, you know how Liberty City denizens treat people who stick their head out of windows... Eloise: You mean blow my head off?

Huck: I hate it when I see infomercials on TV that claim that their knife can cut through concrete...

I know there must be a similar game here, but I thought of this after looking at some Strawberry Shortcake screen captures on another forum. The objective is to pick a screenshot from a game, cartoon or TV show and put a witty, sarcastic or otherwise awkward caption on it - it would be better if you mimic the way cutscenes are shown in GTA... Captions may or may not be related to GTA... OK, here's mine: Shorty: GTA IV delayed? NO WAI! This is what happens when you watch CSI Miami for too long... Carl and Woozie, playing as their own characters in their very own game... Carl: You're trying to waste my girlfriend there. Stay with me! Woozie: Look, playing as ourselves in our own game doesn't mean... Carl: Mean what? Woozie: Uh, Hot Coffee, Carl? Carl: Quit it, Woozie, I hate it when Jack Thompson rants us again just because I did something wrong... Carl: How come I always see Smoke eating at KFC? God Bless and enjoy!

It may be a false positive (if it was only made by a modder, not a software cracker; some of the trainers and tools available were made by people using legit copies of GTA games), but I found out that some trainer apps available here were made by warez groups, such as PiZZADOX's San Andreas trainer; as we all know, some of them stuff their releases with malware...

This should have been posted in the San Andreas section...

1. As many as you like, but I recommend that you install them one at a time, so that you can easily isolate and fix the problem when the game crashes 2. You can, but you would end up soldering a modchip to your PS2, and waste a couple of DVD-Rs in the process. Due to fact that this process involves tampering the DRM protection of the console (which is illegal), I do not recommend doing this. Besides, it would be easier if you mod the PC version instead... I hope that answers your questions, Sean... God Bless and see you around, homie...