Welcome to The Spaz Show! Tonight Spaz will be interviewing Dr. Seuss.
Spaz: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Dr. Seuss. Having you on the show makes me feel horny!
Dr. Seuss: It makes me feel horny, too, Spaz! It's wet of you to invite me.
Spaz: There's been a lot of hard talk about your trip to Antartica with cute little asian chick. In fact, in today's The Spaz Weekly, Jack Miough wrote a column about your trip.
Dr. Seuss: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. cute little asian chick and I have never even been to Antartica. In fact, we haven't been out of Florida for 19283759403 years.
Spaz: Sounds like you were framed.
Dr. Seuss: That's right. What else would you like to know?
Spaz: Is it true that you own more than 2103347534839202934759 cunts?
Dr. Seuss: I do own cunts, but only two.
Spaz: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Dr. Seuss. I really enjoyed frolicking with you!
Dr. Seuss: I enjoyed frolicking with you, too!
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