Slavik Von Stockholm

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You've got to make a wish too. God, n00bs. I wish I became the best gamer the world has ever known!

I've played SA too much so I can now anticipate those glitches. One I can't deal with though is the cheat glitches. I did a kick ass rampage with the aim drive by cheat. My motorcycle starts flaming. Insert the health cheat. No flames. Two seconds. BOOM, Wasted..... I was like "No frolicking way man!"

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Now before I begin and you all flame me in some overreactive rage let me explain: This could be huge news. I just havn't seen any topics or anything so I thought "Hey what the hell, I'll try posting this." I havn't tried this myself. And finally, its long. Portable internet is a bit more complicated (At least to me) than you could expect. Go Here to see the instructions. If this is already big news then just close this or something.

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PARADOX! I wish I could make a great GTA site.

Wonder when I got a basement (I live in a trailer) then try to call for help or escape or something. WWYDI if I became a demi-god titan and rampaged through out the world?

You get in touch with Fran, Stacy, and Jamie. Their total combined weight is nearly a ton, each part divided evenly between them. After some forced "party" nights, your pelvis and other parts are crushed from Fran's last "move". This right before they all get lipo and look beautiful at your funeral. I wish I could be a key designer and writer in many super great selling and playing games auch as the next GTA!

Act out a few choice moves from "God of War". After the coroner gets done finding the last 7 pieces of dad's leg from the next door yard, I'll spin away some of the violent video game hype by proclaiming the violent games being taken away made me go beserk, not the game itself. Then I would give demo samples of GTA and GOW to the judges, procecuters, and jury. Charges will be dropped. WWYDI all future games sucked ass?

Reality (At least mine)

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was haunted so

Really bad? Ha! I spit on you for such wussiness! Anyway... You get in touch with a girl named Carmalita, who bitches constantly, goes on many crime sprees and rampages daily with you and nearly gets you killed many occasions, then after you show some more of your wussy side she castrates you and tosses you off a cliff. You survive and are charged with life inprisonment where you meet your NEW girlfriend, Bubbah. I wish I could actually make theses wishes come true and then ruin them in real life.

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They need turn signals on cars so you know when the ass hole is going to change lanes and hit you.

^ Is smelling himself. < Belongs to the ARR. v Belongs to a real life gang.

Your family decided to go oriental order up a rare sushi pufferfish for dinner. But due to a mixup, you get the one that was poisonous and due to more incompetent chefs, you eat deadly parts and you all die after 3 straight days of food poisoning symptoms, e.g. vomiting, diarreah, ect. I wish I didn't eed to do school work yet had the needed knowledge and degree to make it seem like I did it.

^ Name keeps making me think of Bisson from street fighter or something like that. < Resident of South Carolina USA. If you're thinkin of moving here, don't. v A resident of Europe.

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^ Someone who has finally relized my greatness. < Is also tired of the newest invasion of n00bs across many forums. v Is probably some n00b like Hijack trying to defend himself from the accusation of being about 4 other people.

Spaz gets mysteriously run over in his house therefore stopping him from calling you Randomn00b but it has already caught on so everyone calls you that, randomn00b. I wish there were no more n00bs frolicking up the RPs on another site I'm on.

Hey we still exsist! Wish ruined, sucka! I wish I had all the abilities and possesions of my super powerful Carl Johnson.

^ Is now getting his balls bit off by said python < Went back in time and screwed the at the time, hot grandma of stumpy. v Randomn00b? Is that you?