Slavik Von Stockholm

Or right after pressing the take picture button let go of aim. If you do it fast enough you'll get a picture of CJ's back. Not that good.

Ok heres a question: What was the name Phenom Phen (the helicopter attack mission on Prawn Island) based upon? If you paid attention in school you should know this.

Both wrong. Wow my first stumper! Its the Caddy! Yes the caddy. After entering the big wheels code (you might have to do it a few times but I forgot) the caddy becomes the fastest vehicle in the game. So fast even that the only place that you can drive it, without crashing into somethin every 2 seconds, is at the beach. Though from what I remember you might have to save a few times to get this effect.

Ah. Thx a bit. Another "only get this vehicle in one place" vehicle to add to my collection.

We do all those things. Though mostly we just talk like we're supposed to.

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Nope, can we have a guess from somebody else?

I don't give a f*** anymore. Also don't care if ToM>Me, I'm still on the site and enjoying it, which is all that matters to me.

So deal on the site with it being down. Something about images not being cached or somethin. Just get thge images and upload them again.

Nope, another guess?

Damn, thought I had something new. Oh well, I still found it hilarious.

Then come here, and laugh it away. http://www.blotsort.com/funnythings.html If you don't find it funny, see a doctor IMMEDIATLY! If you have your own submissions, post here.

Mike when you answerd mine you were wrong. I said technicle wise so, I'll lay it down: Cubans, Haitians, Street wannabes, Bikers, Diaz's men, Vercitti's men, and now here are the technicle ones, Security Guys, Army, and Golfers. The last three are considerd as gangs in the game and is why they act like one. If you kill one you will see the "gang members killed" counter go up. Techinical, not realistic, but technicle. What vehicle, after inputting the bigger wheels cheat code, becomes uber fast?

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Meh. It'd be good for a laugh but I don't see any point. Unless you're an anti-elvis inpersonaltor and you want ot go on a rampage. lol.

I guess so. I like that. Give us something to do while we wait for something to happen.

200th post bitchs.

^delusional of power < got the "low battery life" deal from a trusted magazine. No I highly doubt its got 10 hours. At the most is about 5. v has yet to procure a PSP.

stupidity

I would celebrate. WWYDI that very same GTA didn't work and would crash upon stating?

A cheetah (non-police) and a PCJ 500. How many and what gangs are in Vice technical wise?

@spaz: The game you forgot for the XBP is Burnout 3. They're makin a sequel to it. Just a heads up.

So basically gangs become mafias. Meh. Every GTA needs a few gangs and a few mafias.

Ensure ways to become a permanent don via gang creation loopholes then live it up. WWYDI aliens landed?

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