Slavik Von Stockholm

After taming Geno's wild horse you gain the rare Daltosisotos and go mad with power, go on a rampage with said horse wounding multiple civilians, then you are both shot. You survive and head to life in prison to meet your cell mate and child molester, Bubbah. I wish there were no more n00bs.

(Wow...I'm speechless....well typeless...though I will still type this sentenceand the ruining of the last wish!) I JUST DID! I wish I could of thought of Geno's ruin post before he did and used it.

You gain the nickname Mr. Negative from always giving negative aswers such as "no". Someone robs you. "Give me your money!" "No." And you get shot. I wish I had a PSP and some games that are INDESTRUCTBLE! So no "You fall and break it" scenarios.

Your pony catches the rare Daltosisotosa and tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devoring others while you rot in a pasture with horse shit and seamen all over you. I wish I was like...21. (And I also wish I had known befroe that I had not waited after 2 posts. My mistake.)

^ Needs to learn how to spell right (spiiling? Whatever). < Makes typos but is always legible unlike some n00bs. v Is going to think I meant him when I said n00bs.

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You finally become your true self but then a bunch of Christian extreamist go on a riot and kill you for being homosexual and wronging the word of God. I wish I had some good sigs and avatars.

Your pet wolverine suffocates from being sqeezed into a tiny fish tank. I wish I had great pwning skillz like Geno above me.

Exams are banned in public schools causing parents to outrage at a positive system which causes teachers to go on strike under harsh work conditions. The resulting concussive force of all teachers quitting causes your grades and those of others to fall and thereby fail. Congratulations! No more school work and no possibility of making it into college or any decent job. I wish I had a TV show.

The only time you head to asia in your life is to China. I wish I had GTA:4 and a PS3.

Start living it out on the island but then relize theres no internet or PS2 on deserted islands, paint up a volley ball and call it Wilson, then make a raft and sail back to civilization. WWYDI inanimate objects came to life?

Yeah I know but you're still in a sort of co-command position so it still counts.

I don't see how this could possibly work out. Most n00bs won't join to get un-n00bed and from looking it over a tad I find that you're sort of a n00b yourself. Your idea of a pwn was a huge misspelling of "I hate you, you frolicking bitch" (I can't bring myself to lower my IQ and attention span to make it authentic).

A ton of very good ideas. 10 cities can fit in 53 then about 5 can incorporate a ton of interiors and all the other features.

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Yeah. Imagine: 10 different people all online, in a city wide death match. Or have it be stuff like base assault. Awesome. And maybe be able to go on co-op missions to get cash for the characters.

I think good shows are cancelled cus the stars always think they're too famous to be workin on a tiny ass prime time show. Either that or they feel they have enough cash to last their lifetime and retire, only appearing every now and then to do a commercial and get some extra cash.

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I would say "Oh what a loving and thoughtful gift." Then eat all the internal organ candy. WWYDI when you came home you found some stranger livin in your house?

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Chris lets you be a mod, but this is right before he has to shut the site down due to inactivity. I wish I could become a badass like the Punisher.