THE LOCATION OF MY EXISTENCE IS CLASSIFIED AND UNKNOWN. I CONFINE MYSELF TO A SMALL ROOM, THE SIZE OF AN AIRCRAFT HANGER, READING SPIDERMAN COMICS AND DRINKING COFFEE 23 HOURS A DAY. THE REMAINING, UNUSED TIME WILL GO TOWARDS PROGRAMMING MY BRIAN INTO WORLD DOMINATION PLANS. I START MY PLANS DOWN UNDER, WHERE, I DISABLE THE FLUSH ON ALL TOILETS IN THE WORLD, LEADING TO UNFLUSHED TOILETS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. THE HUMAN BEINGS WILL SUBSTITUTE BY TAKING A SHIT IN THE OCEANS, LEADING TO SHIT INFESTED WATER WHICH WILL SOON TURN THE WORLD INTO A BAD SMELLING ENVIRONMENT. THE HUMANS WILL THEN SUBSTITUTE AGAIN BY BUYING A MILLION AIR FRESHENERS, THEREFORE, THE AIR FRESHENER SALES WILL EXPLODE OFF THE CHARTS, LEADING TO A SMALL RED LINE INDICATING SALES TO FLY OFF THE CHART INTO UNKNOWN SPACE. I, THE SUPER NERDY BOOK WORM WILL THEN CONTINUE TO READ MY SPIDERMAN COMICS AS THE WORLD SITS IN IT'S OWN FILTH SPRAYING AIR FRESHENERS IN THE AIR.