coffin dealer

this is easy,Gunning Chimps

When I played GTAIII for the first time,it took me 3 months to complete ,I got difficulties on the mission where you gotta drive this car to St. Marks bistro and you can't have a scratch on the car or you fail the mission.Payday For Ray was a hard mission too, I was fucking stressing my ass off.But when I went through GTAIII for the second time,it didn't seem so hard. I don't understand why Bomb Da Base is hard for some people,I just drove up the stairs to the ship and blasted on those Colombians. The most difficult GTA for me is San Andreas ,it took 2 months to complete but there are some real bitch ass missions like Cesar Vialpando,Life's A Beach,Jizzy,Toreno's Last Flight,Learning To Fly,Stowaway,N.O.E. , Freefall. Vice City is too easy and the main storyline is short. Can't tell about LCS,VCS and IV because I'm poor and can't afford Playstation 3

So this is why all the mods of GTAForums are so nerdy ? When I find Spuds one day i wanna kick the shit out of him,muthafucka banned me one thousand times for what he called 'profanity' . Coming back to the topic,I'd say I have a normal social life,not to say perfect.

BI.G. is the king of that shit,I've listened to all his albums and his lyrics are truelly hardcore man even 2pac couldn't keep up with that 2pac needed his homies from New Jersey to back him up on 'hit Em Up' while Biggie did it with only a little help of Puffy in 'Guess Who Shot Ya ?' biggie had a god given gift for freestyles,he didn't even need to write shit down and unlike most of the rappers today,he really lived the lifestyle he was rapping about as for juelz santana bullshit - he is as wack as 50 cent,50 cent claimin he a big boss in new york but the truth is that there's a price on his head,funny how he's scared of Supreme ( REAL New York gangster) and now walkin around with top notch security and shit

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NcLDUH1S6BQ http://youtube.com/watch?v=l93MCCA7cbs

NWA consisted of real gangsters,Ice Cube,Eazy-E.They are both Crips.But Three 6 Mafia is a bunch of studio gangsters.

Chick Norris facts might be old,but they're still funny and entertaining.Chuck Norris facts never really get old because the man is a legend and people will remember him for the decades. Here are the facts I made up by my own,nobody hasn't heard of them before ,tell these Chuck Norris facts to your momma... Here we go... # Chuck Norris fucked Statue of Liberty so hard,she turned into a monument. # Chuck Norris doesn*t drive a car,the car drives Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris invented a new poker style called *Walker,Texas Ranger Hold Em*. # Every time Chuck Norris takes a dump,it causes earthquakes. # Chuck Norris makes Tupac touchable. # Chuck Norris will stop Rihanna*s music. # Chuck Norris gets a free taxi ride,cause once the cab driver looks into rear view mirror,he*s too scared to ask for a fare. # Chuck Norris gets away with drunk driving because Chuck Norris is out of the police jurisdiction. # The reason why Santa Claus isn*t real is because Santa Claus didn't bring what Chuck Norris wanted for christmas,real santa is missing ever since. # Chuck Norris* deja vu is broken jaws and roundhouse kicks. # Chuck Norris was once told to go fuck himself,Chuck Norris made a lube out of this person. # Air pollution is not caused by cars,it's when Chuck Norris smokes weed. # Chuck Norris was once told to chill out,Chuck Norris then rolled a blunt out of this person,mixed poor kid´s guts with his weed and smoked it. # When Chuck Norris robs the bank,he doesn't need a gun or a getaway car.All he has to do is enter the bank,introduce himself,take the cash and walk away. # Chuck Norris can make Mona Lisa cry. # Jesus can forgive you,Chuck Norris wont. # Chuck Norris is ready to die,but death is not ready for Chuck Norris # Chuck Norris met his cousin he had not seen for ages.Chuck Norris asked him *Hey,hows it goin ?* The man asked *Uh,do i know you ?* Chuck Norris said *Well let me jug your memory a bit* Chuck Norris punched the man multiple times in the face and broke his fucking neck.Chuck Norris then asked the ghost *Remembe now ?* # Chuck Norris made James Brown feel bad. # Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes,the government pays Chuck Norris a tax for letting them breathe. # Chuck Norris broke out of jail by staring at the wall # When Chuck Norris has a bad day,he doesn't get stressed,the stress gets chucknorrised. # The police pulled Chuck Norris over for speeding.Chuck Norris rolled down the window and asked if there was a problem.Cop asked for license and registration. Chuck said *Yea,sure*.Then stepped out of his vehicle and kicked the police officer in the head twice. # When Chuck Norris took a flight to Bahamas ,he was asked for his ID,the clerk got a roundhouse kick to his face. # If you owe Chuck Norris money,don't even bother paying back,he will kill you anyway. # Chuck Norris told Run DMC to walk this way. # Chuck Norris* childhood hero was Chuck Norris.

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this is fucking hillarious,be a man motherfucker,seems like the whole internet is full of cat-fucking retards

cats are sweet ? give me a fucking break ! what are you a little girl ?

in the GTA game,yes you gotta be in a car and say yes,if you wanna have fun with hookers in real life,ask how much and rest you gotta do is enjoy the night

haha yeah,well said

lol,my friends in lagos create these websites

mental home is where Jack Thompson belongs,he got serious issues,every time somebody gets killed he blames it on either rap or video games

After I read the first 2 lines of his piece of shit letter,I didn' t bother reading any further because this letter is full of crap.I understand that Jackie-boy is an old school man and all but c' mon man.he needs to take his shit somewhere else.

It used to happen rarely.But it has happened very often lately.I got the blue screen after i logged in to my account and it happened over and over again,then i did the system restore and computer worked fine again for a few days,But since yesterday it is all the same shit,I' m lucky if I get to login to my account normally.It starts to get on my nerves so I wrote down the blue screen error message: ***STOP:0x0000008E ( 0xC0000005,0x804D9A69,0xEF7BCB8C,0x00000000) and it says that it is beginning dump of physical memory i also checked the windows minidump folder and the file at the time when it last happened is Mini030508-03.dmp now what the hell i can do about this ? it usually happens when i log into my account and after a few seconds that blue screen comes up. and my financial condition won' t alow me to buy a new video adapter i also Googled this blue screen message but got no results

if i was in a good mood i' d flame you, but i ain' t in a good mood

LocDown it is

There are special tutorials for this shit,anyway stuff that pisses me off: -people who hate with no reason,and seems like they know more about me than i know ( dont really piss me off,they put in the mood for some motherfucking violent shit ) -nerds,geeks -scinentists -anti-smokers -health freaks -people who try to tell me how to live my life -people with morals -racists -little babies -cats -sports -overrated Tv shows ( american dad,family guy,friends,lost ) -love -life in general -classical music -old ladies -religious fucks i dont hate homosexuals,its cool with me until they stay the fuck away from me

no,ok i' ll give another hint,Madd Dogg' s clothing line is MaddTagg,so what is OG Loc' s ?

video gamer hooligans haha thats funny,but if you are willing to stab someone just to get the game,you gotta think if 5 years in jail is worth it

I killed one annoying pussycat once,and what is your beef with snakes ? Snakes are the coolest pets ever to keep in your house.Like when you got guests coming over and they see a giant anaconda in your living room ,they gonna be like WOAH DUDE in other words scared as fuck and you just sit back and laugh

no,not the stores,his clothing line,it is mentioned in wctr news while og loc is at the top,for a hint - you can buy it from Victim

GTAIV has 4 chapters and more than 80 missions,the person who manges to beat it in 3 days must have super powers

It' s obvious that Niko is from Russia,Niko is short for Nikolai.He also says some stuff in Russian ,like ' nahui' , ' biztets' ,you can also hear Russian in the cutscenes.