Chris

Then we could meetup somewhere in the middle of the UK? Also you're only 15... can't exactly go to a pub or whatever can we

Cheltenham... it's in the South West Midlands, Gloucestershire to be precise. Here's a map of the UK with all the counties labeled: LINK. So those of you that failed geography can see where other Brits live. Where are you and Airashii?

I would LOL if a member here tried to kidnap me I wonder if we have enough members for a meetup yet? I'm thinking a UK, AUS, and US... seem to be popular countries here. Other Euro guys could come to the UK one I guess. These things always work out weird though. The UK meetup on GTAF (bearing in mind they have hundred thousand more members than us) still had relatively low amount of people turn up...

Lies. Lies. Lies. Lies. Look at the pictures, he's 12. No wait, 13 now... Alright I'll stop that now, I said happy birthday on MSN anyway. Happy bday again.

Some guy emailed me this URL ages ago. First thing I did was check who registered it. And besides, it's impossible to find out any domains R* registered because they register them privately now. Probably due to us finding them all out before they were supposed to be launch during SA/LCS/VCS times Anyway, it's not registered by R* as Chris82 pointed out: 1. They don't use NameCheap, they use NetworkSolutions. 2. They host all their sites themselves, not on some unknown UK based host. and also "hardly any characters from previous games will return"

Gerard and I talked about that yesterday. We were wondering if it was deliberate though seeing as it talks about war and such...

lol, anyone else phoned up? Let us know what you said if you did.

Survival! The banana hammock Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. “Abandon ship! Everyone into the dildos!” hollered Captain Phillips. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough dildos, so they threw cunts, asses, and even one fucking penis overboard. Then everyone shitted into the shitty water and grabbed onto whatever they could. Captain Phillips ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing “Make A Move.” First in line were Jess and Sherman, bobbing in their crapped poo. Next, came Spaz The Great hanging on for dear life to a slimy nigger. They were followed by 999 others. After 30 days, they were rescued by a strange lion. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.

I like your TV ^ Also why are you panting like a dog, are you hungry for some cock? just kiddin

^WTF? Or, be normal and just click on the Multi-Quote button on EACH post you want to quote, it looks like this: and is next to the reply button. It will turn a light grey when you click it, meaning it's selected for quoting. Like this: After you've clicked all the quotes you want, click on the Add Reply button at the bottom of the topic and you'll see all your quotes in the post area. EDIT: Spaz beat me to it. But I used images in my post so I'm cooler than he is.

I heard Niko uses it to browse TheGTAPlace.com when he's not on a mission. He just loves reading the latest happenings in the world of Grand Theft Auto, and also likes to read what people say about him.

Me? No I didn't phone up. Also, it would cost me a fortune to phone New York from the UK probably

I would phone up but my British accent would sound retarded talking about problems with America Would be cool if someone from this site gets in the game though, come October, let us know if you were featured.

No. A whole new concept it seems. In fact I'm not aware of any game that has given it's fans this sort of opportunity. That's why R* are so awesome

Your actual voice will be used in the game. I don't know how they 'know' you're 18. But I'd imagine if your voice was actually selected then you'd have to sign some sort of contact (for them to use your voice) and to legally enter a contract you have to be 18.

Yeah, looks like it's gonna be one of the talk radio stations. The terms and conditions say that some of the recorded calls "may be used in Grand Theft Auto IV" - so I guess if you give a good rant, they'll feature you.

We've just got word from Rockstar about the first teaser site they've launched, WKTTRadio.com. You can phone in have your opinion on Liberty City heard on the radio! It sounds pretty cool, so head on over to WKTT Radio if you fancy your chances of being a voice artist in GTA IV!

Here's another one On the Track of Bigfoot One crap day, our class went hiking along the The GTA Place River. Like all lesbian hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried testicles, penis, and one dildo. As we walked along the trail, Mrs Vaginaface noticed a retarded footprint. “Do you think a condom made these tracks?” Mrs Vaginaface asked. “No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Sky. We shitted for hours. Then I screamed, “OH LAWD! I think I see a huge vagina.” “lawl!” we heard someone say. It was Mr Bumhole. “Mr Bumhole!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge vagina!” “Do I look like a huge vagina? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for lulz. There are lots of them here along the The GTA Place River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.” “lawl!!” everyone said.

LMAO at that guy in the background. Where did you get that pic from? uglypeople.com? Oh and K9 Crew ur hot, wanna chat? just kiddin

Nice! Good job. I don't really have time to go through these myself. But could you or someone summarise the new details if there are any? Cheers.

Good. Prove that you are sexy by posting a pic of yourself. Lol this sounds so gay now

I actually just lol'd at this one I made. Seems to fit together perfectly Road Trip! One day my Uncle Spaz and my Aunt Sky said they would take me and my sister Lisa on a trip to Pooland. “You will love Pooland,” said Aunt Sky. “It is famous for its wild cats, its blue flowers, and its beautiful fucking hills.” “I hope you packed plenty of testicles for the ride,” said Uncle Spaz. “It will probably take us 43543 hours.” So we all piled into Uncle Spaz and Aunt Sky's gypsy wagon. At first the trip was really crappy. We sang “324 Bottles of semen on the Wall.” Then we counted the tables that we saw lolling in the fields by the side of the road. But after 211 hours we had eaten all the testicles and Lisa was getting roflcoptered. “Are we almost there?” she asked boners. “Yes, bouncy tits,” said Aunt Sky. Just then I saw a sign that said, “London: 2 miles.” “Umm, Uncle Spaz, is London on the way to Pooland?” I asked. “Yeah,” said Lisa, pointing, “and is Your Mum on the way to Pooland?” “OH LAWD!, kids,” laughed Uncle Spaz. “You can trust the expert.” “One thing's for sure,” I muttered. “I don't think we're in England any more.”

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL! What are the chances of that! ^^^

984.Nothing. We'll just abuse them. lol. I mean if like 2 people are posting at the same time. That's when errors occur

986 Don't use it then. Let's take bets on who will be the first member to fuck up the number sequence and miss one out / forget to post / post the wrong number