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Today I was playing Vice City and I was at Leaf Links. I saw an old woman driving a caddy into a wall (Near the bridge connecting the 2 golf courses). I pull her out and drive away, across the bridge. She chases me and catches up to me and gets in the caddy. She drives off the bridge and the camera follows her driving off. As if I were driving. I thought I had been thrown out back at the bridge. The camera continues to follow her driving, she drives over the long bridge towards the west island. By the time she gets halfway across the bridge I am bored of watching her driving and I try to get the camera to focus back on me. I press a few buttons. Nothing happens. Then I press triangle and she gets out of the caddy and I just appear in the driver's seat. She runs off and I am just thinking 'what the f*** happened?' While she was driving I made sure I wasn't in the caddy. I checked all the views and I was not in the passenger seat. I only appeared in the driver's seat when I pressed triangle and she got out. This has never happened to me before and I have had the game since 2003. And now something a little less bizzare; I was doing the check point charlie mission for the boatyard. I stuffed up the second jump and the boat flew into the air. In the air it was doing a 180 degree roll while flying into the barrier seperating the water from the marina. When the boat reaches 90 degrees rotation I realise I am f***ed so I bail. The momentum of the boat lets me fly over the barrier while it comes up short and splashes into the water. Shortly before exploding. This is alright. But then I realise Tommy cannot get up. He is alive but he is on the ground lying on his belly. I move the joystick clockwise to see what happens. Tommy starts rotating on the ground in a clockwise direction. I move the joystick in an anti-clockwise direction and rotates anti-clockwise. Then I press jump and he jumps up into the air like nothing happened. Strange. Again I've had the game for ages and this has never happened. Have either of these things happened to any of you here?

lol, it might not be given a rating in australia. I might have to order it from europe, which is usually cheaper.

So someone at your school threatened the teacher with a wooden plank and his grades went up? Thats nuts. How did you almost get expelled Righty?

I like warm weather alot but this is really bad. I bet we will be on the brink of diasaster before any real progress is made. It is just so much more profitable to put the environment as our 2nd priority.

You need to find a new f***ing school. None of that shit matters where I go. What kind of school is it? Public, Private?

The font they took from spiderman looks shit. Anyone can change wikipedia articles anyway, we don't know who put that up.

lol Chris can read my PMs?! hahaha I'll definately keep that in mind. I don't have any good PMs to share. If I ever get one I'm sure Chris can post it for me.

Enjoy losing your virginity.

Private messages are supposed to be private. >_< I'm never PMing any of you.

I would love to see Mr V make return. But it felt like he was just out of prison at the start of Vice City, maybe he wasn't.

I still can't believe I guessed the Dennis Ferguson one wrong. >_<

Wrong again, Super Smash Brothers is number one. Timeless games are always multiplayer.

I know what you're talking about now. They're a very popular method of breaking into cars around here.

Hahaha. 50 Cent and D-12 made a game. That is so f***ing sad. I'm reading the Big Rigs review, what a joke.

What's a maglite? I don't carry a knife. A few of my friends do coz they're hardcore. But I don't think there should be any punishment just for carrying a knife around.

Demolishon Derby for PS1 was pretty shit. I didn't own it myself though.

lmao! I love the attitude at this forum. It was a pretty stupid prank though, any prank involving a bad smell is usually boring.

Yeah, that's right. If you took a particular path in a level you could move onto the harder alternate stage.

Wow, the graphics are beautiful. And I'm happy that they've finally got Ferrari's liscence. I just hope the gameplay isn't ruined again by the stupid AI.

lol. That doesn't make you weird, look at the bands. We have Dying Fetus, Napalm Death and Cannibal Corpse.

lmao

I still have the game and a 64 but I can't be f***ed connecting it up. So I never play it. Good memories though. I enjoyed the running commentary of the game though. Every two seconds the stupid frog character would be like; "No! I'm hit! I'm hit!"

LMAO! I've also heard he's been getting in trouble with the police because he isn't spending enough time with his wife.

Yes! It was such a great game. I was so excited when I bought it. I never clocked it but it was heaps of fun to play. I liked how you could take all those alternate routes to the ending. I haven't played it in a long time now, do you still play it occasionally? It has a different name in Australia, here it's called Lylat Wars.

I'm reading Digital Fortess by Dan Brown. It's pretty good so far.