Having sex with a hooker
GTA- Tell her to get in the car and car shakes a little, but nothing is happening, no fear of aids
Real Life- You hump her, and get a blowjob, get aids probably
Getting a car repainted
GTA- drive into a shop and they paint it in 4 seconds, cost $100, and if your car is undamaged, theyll paint it for free
real life- Bring it to the shop and it takes probably 2 days to finish, cost $550 the least
car alarms
GTA- Wait a minute intill it stops and then you can get in the car
real life- The car alarm keeps working intill you pull out the wires, car batter dies or the car owner turns off the alarm
getting on fire
GTA- Wait 5 seconds and it'll burn out in a few seconds
real life- keeps burning for a long time, you'll probably be dead
getting arrested
GTA- stay in jail for a long time
real life- bribe the cops with $100 and youre off
firing a minigun
GTA- You can fire it in a perfect line, no problems whatsoever
real life- you cant even hold it up properly and if you fire it, you would fall back