Kitsune Inferno

Watching ATHF. I'm about to change the channel because I'm bored to shit.

I got a new multiplayer tip. Attach satchel charges to both of you, chase each other around, and see who's man enough to detonate.

Happy birthday, man! BTW, I'm more than five months older than you, chris82. But anyway, happy birthday!

You may want to edit that thing. Yes, Ninjitsu does exist in real life. I know about a school outside of Tokyo that teaches it. Granted, it may not be all that bouncing off of walls and whatnot, but there you go.

^ That's one of the ways I want to die. I'm gonna die while at work. Nobody will ever notice my decaying corpse in my cubicle until pay day, where I'm supposed to pass out the checks. Then after they find me, they'll just take the checks and pass them out as normal and hire a new guy on Monday.

What happens when you hit girls? I heard you get a severe punishment, but I don't know what it is. I play that game and every nerd will have shit stains all over their tightie whities.

Bicycle? You don't have to work in another city, within waking/biking distance 1. I have a bike, but I'm way too lazy to pedal my semi-fat ass to McDonalds. 2. Any place of employment is at least seven miles away from where I live. And I'm not biking or walking that distance. Just better to have divorced parents, because one of them will try to buy your love anyway he/she can. EDIT: I'm not taking a damn carpool, either.

Oh no! Some two guys killed an old guy after he wouldn't let them borrow his car! GTA made them do it! WTF? I recommend that everyone who blames violent video games on moral decay to actually sit down and play the damn things.

I can't get a job until I get a car. No buses or taxis where I live.

I never downloaded anything from Limewire. It takes so long, I quit before it's done. As for other bootlegs, the quality's shit. And the reason we can afford the stuff we talk about is because most of us still live with our parents.

Yes people. Beat prostitutes in GTA so you can be kind to your real-life prostitute later.

I had to take an Honor's English End of Course test today. I'm pretty sure I passed. And I also have to take Physical Science and Honor's Algebra EOCs.

Stone. Stone.

Are we seriously the only people who are into Xbox Live? Heh, my gamerscore is higher than yours, chris82.

Yeah. I've been playing GTA since the age of nine and I've never shot up a liquor store or school.

Who? Me or Nate? Avi: 9/10 Sig: N/A Person: Pretty cool.

Yes, it did! And if you chalk in VCS, it'll be $240.

Roof

Oh, do you mean the Supra from mid 80s to early 90s? Eh, I wasn't paying much attention.

Luckily here, they're called wiggers. And especially here, all of them are strapped. I'm serious. Wiggers or not, you're gonna own a gun around these parts.

Violent video games do a service for many gamers. Like me. If I didn't have violent games, I'd probably be shooting up my school right now instead of posting on a GTA forum. And that's probably the truth. Violent games help relieve stress.

I have a golf club and am willing to sell it for 30 bucks. EDIT: Welcome to the forums, Lewis! And guys, LET HIM SPEND HIS MONEY.

^ Will only get addicted to junk food after getting high. < Watched Half Baked too much. v Didn't watch the movie. Dave Chappelle rocks as Thurgood!

Yeah, why did you get an expansion pack first? And get Nightlife, too. That comes with half-walls, diagonal pools, vampires, cars, and the return of the inventory system!

We get it. You beat VCS. And that it said that Lance was 32 in VC. And that would mean he would be 30 in VCS. EDIT: Oh, I forgot. Vic didn't die in the VC intro. That was Pete.