Kitsune Inferno

The hell? We didn't get out for Veteran's Day. My tip is to get a Colt Python. Aim and shoot, one-hit kills. That gun will help you on the next mission, too.

^ X-Play isn't on. And I don't have it on my TiVo. < Watching King of the Hill. v Doesn't like King of the Hill.

I don't have the money for a PS3. The person in charge of any income in my family (my dad) isn't a big gamer. And besides, I can't live without Xbox. AND NEVER TRY TO SWAY ME TO SPEND $600 ON JUST A SYSTEM THAT COULD VERY WELL HAVE SIMILAR PROBLEMS TO THE XBOX 360. And getting a new Xbox because... (1. Xbox Live kicks ass. (2. I have history with Microsoft. (3. I now know what NOT to do with the Xbox. (4. All I really need is just the working console. Plus, you can't get Saint's Row on the PS3. You can't get Halo 3 on the PS3. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET GEARS OF WAR ON PS3.

Every 8th grader should have heard of Anne Frank and read the play based on her diary. You insensitive asshole, TVG. Sorry, it just needed to be said. If they tried to escape, the Nazis probably would have caught them and Anne Frank would have died sooner.

Yes. Congrats, elite members! Congrats, elite members! Congrats, elite members! God, remind me to never do that shit EVER AGAIN.

Actually some mission glitches are good. During the SA mission where you chase the train with Vagos, Big Smoke wasn't shooting and when I caught up to the train, all but one Vagos was dead. Then after a few seconds, he got killed by a overhanging pole or something. One of the most annoying missions in the game easily completed due to a weird ass glitch.

Yeah, it would be a fun idea. Until some little member decides to hire people to make Chris do it.

Let's see. Why were exactly were SUVs made? Okay, I'm narrowing the search. Anything that was built FOR off-roading and has never seen dirt in its life is getting egged. Yeah, I know that people wash their cars. But some off-roaders usually don't.

Damn, newgrounds seems to be a very popular site with the kids nowadays. Mario won those series. What?!? Youtube? They suck! Okay, I just thought up of this topic because I was researching Sonic for some unknown reason.

^ What site? < Is watching X-Play. v Is horny.

Who could kick whose ass in a fight? Sonic, because he's fast as hell and can fight. Unlike Mario, who jumps on mushroom's heads.

^ Lyer! < Not rich. v Dirt poor.

Damn, you're lucky. Not having to pay the $600, you fortunate son of a bitch. JOKE! Xbox 360. But first, I have to buy a new one. And then get enough money for the game itself. And still have the cash for Halo 3 and, hopefully, Xbox Live payments. Damn, gaming is expensive nowadays.

Damn, every GTA has glitches. It just won't be much of a problem unless it DOES have as much glitches as VCS.

^ Barely < Got $100 for BROTHER'S birthday v Is wondering why I got money for a sibling's birthday

I swear to god, if I see one more SUV deprived of dirt, mud, etc; I'm egging that f***er!

Hell, I used to live in Florida. (My birthplace.) Spaz is right. No good off-roading action there.

The problem is him shooting the beached jet-ski until it blows up. My tip is to not blow it up if it does it.

I tell you where the SAS section is. Still in Chris's head because the game hasn't even been announced yet.

Clothes. Eh, I want Camo cargo pants and regular t-shirts.

Then again, in The Punisher, animals are usually the ones doing the killings. Interrogations with pirhanas and stampeding rhinos.

Yeah, UK gangs are vicious; but does anybody actually know them?

What about Condemned? That game has a bunch of dead birds lying around.

AKA, the Stuntplane. Has anybody actually tried to sky-write with that thing?

And money for the *bleep* *bleep*. Yeah, money rules. Need money for some kickass threads.