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^ doesn't include free roaming or multiplayer in those 100 though, you could easily get 250 out of SA, free roaming and all. Can't wait for IV.

Yep, go to options > audio > scan user tracks. And that'll be done.

ORLY? Get laid before you say that again. Also, just... this is just becoming a steak - related spam topic. Any more and it'll get locked.

Good for T2, EA would fuck everything up for them. I want R* making GTA, not some piss - ass moneyspinning morons.

You said 'download the game', which, unless you mean through steam or D2D, is illegal. Sorry if i misunderstood.

No, you'd be better off buying it. The fact you outright stole the game might be the problem. We will provide no further support for illegally obtained versions of the game.

He's already been told about caps, that's enough for now. 'Just got' the laptop? Likelihood is, it's got vista, the resource hogging OS. So that, combined with being a laptop (which are generally less powerful) is probably the problem.

Behold, the ROFL Copter... ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL ___^____ L __/ [ ]\ LOL----_ \ L \___________] I I \---------------/

Provided you're exaggerating slightly about it being 'seconds' fo motorcycles to turn, that's not far from the truth. If you tried to turn a motorcycle sharp right, whilst leaning left in real life, you would almost certainly come to an unintentional dismount. The way SA handled motorcycle riding, when at full bike skill was insanely unrealistic. Motorcycles are far heavier than the games suggests.

He's obviously just done this for attention, just ask a mod to close it and leave it, don't hurl insults around and go down to their level. (was just in passing)

Hey you guys. As you probably all realised, i've been so inactive recently... I'm not really sure why... i just feel different and shit... not in a good way. I've started to fuck up in college, though i'd be different here than i was at school, but, it seems i've just got this big thing about deadlines, and being told what to do... I've started being more and more lazy recently, and.. i don't wanna slip back to how things used to be. Life's still pretty cool, i still got my fucking awesome GF, and my fucking awesome friends... but i feel as if I'm on the verge of just going crazy or somethin', like a big ball of rage pent up inside me that i can't seem to release. There was a time when, if i took a break from TGTAP, i'd feel hacked off, because there was something i missed out on, or there'd be catching up to do... but recently, i just feel more complacent, and i don't really care like i should. I speak to most of you guys on MSN usually, which is cool, 'cos i can get beneath all the rule - abiding stuff, find out what you really think... and it's just nice to get to know the people i'm talking to.... and i know I've made better friends with some of you than others. I guess i should just cut the shit out now. I think i'm getting older, and a new me's comin' out, and... well... i don't feel like i used to anymore... i think it's time to say a little goodbye. Don't count on me being back for long anytime soon.... I'll drop in occasionally, but, to be honest, not enough to properly fulfill what being a moderator needs. I might be on MSN a bit more often, but don't expect anything regular... So, I'm sorry on that front. Before i go to sleep, i just wanna personally thank some (okay, a lot) of you guys... Chris - Obvious reasons, you've done a great job here, just keep this place going... you've got something to be proud of... Sky - I owe it all to you... all of it, mod, super mod, DS, the GFX shop, all of it. Everything that justified me being a memeber here. Gerard - Wall of text lives on. You're a clever guy... you know that, just do something good with your life... Chis82 - The most clever 14 / 15 year old i think I've ever known... Funny guy, too. Vasco - you change your name more often that your fuckin' socks, so I'll use your real one... Legend of a guy, great kid to talk to, the most down to earth 13 year old i know. Don't do anything stupid. Connor - another great guy to talk to... as funny as fuck, and has a sensible side too (OMG RLY ) Rem - you've done well to get where you are, and you've brought something good to this place... TM - your awards say it all, well done mate. UrbanOutlaw - The single best non staff member here, no discussion. I probably forgot half the people i meant to put on there, but that's enough asskissing for now anyways. It's tough to just say goodbye and end it here. Niot quite sure when I'll chat to any of you again, but, until i do... peace out, and don't do anything i wouldn't. Bye for now guys.

^ doesn't understand the connotations of the word semi? < Nearly got T - boned by an HGV v Likes bondage?

Sometimes, it's because there is excessive load on your computer, causing it to crash so your computer doesn't die... (usually video card / processor limitations) Sometimes, it's because you've downloaded the game illegally, in which case, you need to buy it.

^ and i own it Nice info here, too tired / can't be assed to post anything more than that, i've been away for a while, and... eh....

I get too scared to run...

When i see a moth, i literally stop still, and don't move until it's dead. I am that fucking scared of them... If they fly near me, i feel the need to cry. Don't mock me.

Reminds me of the time my PC sheared all the film from my AOEIII disc, all that was left was a clear circle.... Also, owned.

For every key press you make, a penis appears onscreen

So, your parents don't deserve you? Greeeaaaat logic buddy. I'll bet they've got wagers on who the first court case will be from...

He was scared his ma would bitch at ihm and disown him AGAIN?

Take a chill pill guys, i'm here.. jeez... Yeah, use the topic connor linked to.. it's all there...

Vice city stories. LCS featured the '...... VT' (vehicle) Fill in the blank spot.

If you listen, in LCS... Toni's ma says he's too thin Salvatore says he's too thin Maria says he's too thin. So that's why he's such a fatass in III. (2 years later)

Yeah, they're the toughest gang IMO... but their cars are awesome! Wasn't too hard to wipe them off the map and get rid of them for good.

You people are forgetting that GTA's roots are set in the PC.... Chris already mentiond that R* aren't stupid. Glad i'm getting a new PC.... woot for IV on PC...