Angry Gorilla

"Alucardo the great artist and spam king, I shall banish you into the Toon Brothel!" Raymond said. "Nooooooooo!" Alucardo yelled into the air, as he was banished into a nightmare, where cartoons are ugly looking and are constantly sucking each other off. Continue?

Alucardo was drawing pictures of Raymond being pwned by George Bush, when Raymond busted through the bedroom window. Continue?

I wanna draw. Gimme a pencil.

Thanks. No problem.

Failed.

Happy birthday Thomas, Huckleberry Pie, Faem3 and Grave Horror... Enjoy

So Raymond has been trying to get back to TGTAP. Very interesting...now lets make up stories about Frida and Zoe mud wrestling.

Banned because the next poster will ban me.

Dr Pig's hospital has been closed until tomorrow afternoon. He has made new friends (and enemies) in his hospital. Xt0ny's cure was a computer ban for six months for looking at toon porn, he also had his penis stitched back on. Zoe's leg muscle is working again, but her mom has grounded her for that gang bang she had with Jay and Silent Bob. Raymond smells like a burnt potato crisp, and his soul is being cooked by Satan in Hell. George Bush had a funeral fit for an emo. Now people, Dr Pig needs to masturbate to the pictures of Zoe with her legs open, goodnight kids.

Dr Pig's 2039th patient is George Bush. "What seems to be the problem Mr Bush?" Dr Pig asked. "I'm a failure in life, do you have a razor blade?" George Bush asked. "Sure! Here is your medicine." Dr Pig said, and he gave George Bush a razor blade.

I saw an emo.

Dr Pig is quite a 'professional' doctor, except when he blabs all your private medication details to your mom. "Now Zoe I must discover the root of your leg problem, legs apart please..." Dr Pig said.

Dr Pig's third patient was Raymond...

Dr Pig's next patient was Zoe, who sprained one of her leg muscles during a threesome with Jay and Silent Bob. "Hell Miss Aves." Dr Pig said. "Shut up!" Zoe hissed. "Now what be the problem?" Dr Pig asked. "I was having a gang bang with two marijuana dealers when I sprained the muscle on my right ankle." Zoe said. "Okaaaay... I'm gonna ring your mom, wait here in my office please." Dr Pig said.

Dr Pig was going to treat his first patient, Xt0ny. "What be the matter Mr Xt0ny?" Dr Pig asked. "My cock fell off when I wanked too hard!" Xt0ny answered. "What were you wanking to?" Dr Pig asked. "Toon porn." Xt0ny said. "I'm going to call the police now, you wait here in my office okay." Dr Pig said.

I'm so utterly depressed!

Story time?

I'm fucking bored!

Go away you weirdo! TNF wasn't kidding when he said that you're a noob!

Legend Of Zoe; Raymond's Last Shag. Zoe was being her usual miserable self when she woke up, she went to have a shower, she was washing her bum when she looked at her feet, to her horror, she was standing on top of Jay and Silent Bob. "Eeek!" Zoe squealed, the two troublemakers got up. "I saw Raymond fuck a donkey!" Jay said. "Get out of my shower!" Zoe roared. "Ok bitch! No need to have a big bitch fit about it!" Jay said, the two leaped out of the shower. TNF, Spider-Vice or Alucardo may continue.

Who is xt0ny?

I have a massive fear of spiders, black hairy spiders as big as a 2p coin, I'd bawl for hours if one crawled all over me. I also hate crowds, for some strange reason.

When people say GTA sucks. It drives me fucking nuts.