20. GTA is overrated
19. Alucardo's stories makes my cock so hard
18. I shag goats
17. My name is Hazer and I dedicate this song to Jack Thompson...
Oh Jack Thompson
How I wish for your bottom
You'd shag me so hard
It'd be like I was shagged by God
I wanna shag Girlycard and Frida and Zoe too
And then go for a poo
In your mouth
It was about
Etc Etc
16. I hate violent video games!!!11!