Grandpa was smoking his pipe when the kids sat around the campfire.
"Now then kids, I have a disturbing tale to tell." Grandpa said.
"Whoa! What is it about?" Cheddar Cheese asked.
"Its a rotten ole tale I tells ya, now sit down.
It began when Frida was smoking a joint, she was a crazy girl you see, but some rotten ole dawg called Raymond was waiting for her in the changing rooms."
"Eww! What was he gonna do to her?"
"He was an awful ole dawg, now wheres my medicine? I aint continuing without it!"