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mum from the toilet.... Then I reappeared and won the 2007 NEXTEL Cup and ate the world.... Then I ate some Pringles....

I'm Playing ASR. It's teh cool

I LOVE ASR! IT'S AWESOME!

Has anyone else here got/played ASR (Arca Sim Racing)

So you just re-started the chapter? OK thanks! I was stuck there aswell...

Unnamed Noodle. He crashed and made the yellow flag come out and then he had to go to the garage to get his car fixed.... Meanwhile I was winning the Dodge Avenger 500 and the UAW 500

Number Driver Sponsor 00 Micheal McDowell Aarons 01 Regan Smith - 1 Martin Truex Jr. Bass Pro Shops 2 Kurt Busch Miller Light 4 Ward Burton State Heaters 5 Casey Mears Kelloggs 6 David Ragan AAA 07 Clint Bowyer DirecTV/Jack Daniels 7 Robby Gordon Robby Gordon Motor Sports 8 Mark Martin US Army 9 Kasey Kahne BudWieser 10 Patrick Carpentier Valvoline 11 Denny Halmin FedEx 12 Ryan Newman Altell 15 Paul Mernard Mernards 16 Greg Biffle 3M 17 Matt Kenseth DeWALT 18 Kyle Busch M&M's 19 Elliot Sadler Best Buy 20 Tony Stewart HOME DEPOT 21 Bill Elliot/Marcos Ambrose Little Debbie 22 Dave Blaney CAT 24 Jeff Gordon DU PONT 26 Jamie McMurray CROWN ROYAL/ IRWIN 27 Jacques Villnueve - 28 Travis Kvapil 29 Kevin Harvick Shell 31 Jeff Burton AT&T 37 Kevin Lepage 38 David Gilliland 40 Dario Franchetti 41 Reed Sorenson Target 42 Juan Pablo Montoya TEXACO/ Havoline 43 Bobby Labonte Cherios 44 David Reutimann UPS 45 Kyle Petty Wells Fargo 48 Jimmie Johnson LOWE'S 49 John Andretti Paralyzed Veterans Of America 55 Micheal Waltrip NAPA 66 Jeremy Mayfield Best Buy 70 Scott Riggs Yellow Transportation 77 Sam Hornish Jr. Mobil 1 78 Joe Nemechek Furniture Row 83 Brian Vickers Red Bull 84 A.J Allmendinger Red Bull 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. AMP/National Guard 96 J.J Yeley DLP 99 Carl Edwards Office Depot

The Big Fat Emo of the year 2012 ate the piece of fish hanging from Alucardo's...

Beat you in the Dodge Avenger 500. Then Tony Stewert and Denny Hamlin ate your spleen and the whole Roush Fenway team saved you and killed both of the JGR drivers. Then I had a massive...

So's mine.... No wait.... Mine is a Jim Beam

ROFL!

But it was really the Coca-Cola 600.... Then I had a Subway Fresh fit at Pheonix and then ate the number 43 Cherios Dodge Charger....

I won the Pepsi 400 at DAYOTNA

Pencil he pulled from Alucardo's ear

"2 Hookers And An 8 Ball" Two hookers and an eight ball Can you believe that I write this shit Two hookers and an eight ball Stupid people thinkin' I am cool I definitely give myself props And that way I always get what I want I always try to keep my edge With two hookers and an eight ball black for all the stolen goods As I rock that blacks and get freaky-deaky With a front row ticket for all of my bitches 'Cause my mamma said to pick the very best one Two hookers and an eight ball Can you believe that I write this shit Two hookers and an eight ball It ain't that fuckin' hard I'm standing up to all my abuse Inexperience is where I lose I'm struggling to keep my edge With two hookers and an eight ball Baby, for all the fine ladies Falling out of my Mercedes and into the eighties With a bad case of rabies and a high-top fade Two hookers and an eight ball Can you believe that I write this shit Two hookers and an eight ball Stupid people thinkin' I am cool I'm not that fucking wonderful No no no I thought I told you to go I'm not that fucking wonderful No no no I thought I told you to go I'm not that fucking wonderful No no no I thought I told you to go Puppy dog Puppy dog Eight ball black's for all the stolen goods I rock them bitches and get freekydeeky With the front row tickets for all of my bitches 'Cause my momma said to pick the very best one Two hookers and an eight ball Can you believe that I write this shit Two hookers and an eight ball Stupid people thinkin' I am cool Two hookers and an eight ball Can you believe that i write this shit Two hookers and an eight ball Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I Rip his cock of and slap him int the face

Kicked the Fucking Shit out of everyone, then went home and watched porn...

The magic land where Unnamed Noodle lives, so I

I found out that a 1 series 330 Diesel BMW can to more MPG than a Prius if driven correctly

How would you like to suck my ...... Ice lolly?

No because you're actually Some fat ugly chick in disguise

When you run into every room shouting "Breaching Breching!" -CoD4 USMC

Run him down aswell then stop, piss on his corpse then get back in the car and win the Allstate 400 At The Brickyard

Then I kick them out the car and the rest of the 42 car field run them over, Then the yellow flag comes out and I pit, and do a stop in 5.67 seconds

I then jumped into the number 26 Ford Fusion, Usually driven by Jamie McMurray, bet he was ill that day. I then won the Daytona 500. Then I did a burnout on his face...