ok..so Chris said I could post another story. So here it is :
Letter from Ima Wolf
Dear Kids,
I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't funny. In fact, we’re quite stupid.
I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate idiots to the Bush Retirement Home. And I've never killed anyone in my life. All I do is gently caress merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to jerk off a sperm. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are shit.
I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little brown singinghood, started saying terrible things about me. OMG they killed Kenny!! She even accused me of playing her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too amazing for me. And as I said, I don’t eat people!
If you ever hear Little brown singinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something bitchy about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.
Your friend,
Ima Wolf