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most of you probably dont know. but i am a major movie addict. i go to the theaters to see new movies about 3 or 4 times per week. so heres a bunch of movies ive seen since the beginning of 2006. and i will keep it updated with the movies i see from now

0=This movie was terrible

1=This movie was ok

2=This movie was good

3=this movie was excellent

4=This movie was incredible. MUST SEE!

*=I left the theater half way through the movie because it sucked so badly

Stay Alive: 3

Lady in the Water: 0

Last Holiday: 2

Curious George: 2

Aquamarine: 2

Employee of the Month: 2

The Da Vinci Code: 0

When a Stranger Calls: 3

The Benchwarmers: 0

The Omen: 3

Pulse: 0

The Return: 0

Poseidon: 3

Jackass 2: 3

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning: 4

Saw 3: 0

Borat: 3

Penny Dreadful: 0

The Hamiltons: 2

The Gravedancers: 1

Eragon: 0

007 Casino Royale: 1

Apocalypto: 4

Alpha Dog: 4

Primeval: 2

The Hitcher: 4

Epic Movie: 0

Smokin' Aces: 4

Blood and Chocolate: 0

The Messengers: 1

Hannibal Rising: 2

Norbit: 4

The Abandoned: 2

The Number 23: 0

Blood Diamond: 3

Black Christmas: 0

Turistas: 2

Zodiac: 1

300: 4

Dead Silence: 4

The Hills Have Eyes 2: 0

Shooter: 2

Premonition: 1

The Lookout: 1

The Reaping: 1

Grindhouse: 4

Are We Done Yet?: 0 *

Firehouse Dog: 2

Pathfinder: 2

Perfect Stranger: 1

Disturbia: 1

Slow Burn: 0

The Tripper: 0

Vacancy: 4

Hot Fuzz: 3

Fracture: 1

The Invisible: 1

The Condemned: 3

Wild Hogs: 0

Spider Man 3: 0

Next: 3

28 Weeks Later: 4

Georgia Rule: 2

Shrek 3: 1

Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End: 0

Bug: 0

Knocked Up: 2

Mr. Brooks: 3

Surf's Up: 1

Ocean's 13: 2

Hostel Part 2: 1

Fantastic 4 Rise of the Silver Surfer: 2

Ratatouille: 4

DOA Dead or Alive: 0

Evan Almighty: 1

1408: 0

A Mighty Heart: 1

Nancy Drew: 1

Waitress: 2

Live Free or Die Hard: 3

Evening: 0

Transformers: 1

License to Wed: 2

any questions about them?

ask me

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Epic Movie looked hilarious, I'm not sure about the newest Zodiac movie but the 2005 one was pretty good, Norbit look absolutely retarded, Disturbia looked pretty good, Hot Fuzz looked atleast promising....

I don't think I could entirely trust your opinions. Atleast you gave The Hills Have Eyes 2 a 0.

well my opinions on movies are usually different from other peoples

epic movie showed all the funny parts in the previews

zodiac was boring as hell

norbit was great

disturbia was slow and boring

and hot fuzz was awesome

and hills have eyes 2 was terrible

i was way disappointed and they couldve done such a better job on it

Epic Movie looked hilarious, I'm not sure about the newest Zodiac movie but the 2005 one was pretty good, Norbit look absolutely retarded, Disturbia looked pretty good, Hot Fuzz looked atleast promising....

I don't think I could entirely trust your opinions. Atleast you gave The Hills Have Eyes 2 a 0.

well my opinions on movies are usually different from other peoples

epic movie showed all the funny parts in the previews

zodiac was boring as hell

norbit was great

disturbia was slow and boring

and hot fuzz was awesome

and hills have eyes 2 was terrible

i was way disappointed and they couldve done such a better job on it

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i last saw a movie in theater in october 2005! :mellow:

kinda sad

and doesnt really have anything to do with those movies

i last saw a movie in theater in october 2005! :mellow:

Ha Ha

I am going on 4th to watch SpiderMan3.

Although majority of Jezz's movies are new to me. :P

Never heard of them!!

I guess not all are releases in Cinemas here.

you've never heard of any of them?

where do you live. im pretty sure most of those are playing all around the US. so anyone who lives in the US shouldve heard of at least 1

lol

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and spaz, the remake was sooooo good. the original one was terrible tho

The Hills Have Eyes((remake, atleast, never saw the original)) was such utter shit. It was one of the worst recent horror movies. And a sequel? WTF? They all f***in' died!

I'm sorry, it's blatantly obvious how young you are. You prefer remakes over originals. You love recent horror movies and idiotic movies. They are few remakes that can actually be called "good". Most remakes are a disgrace to the geniuses who made the originals.

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How good a movie is has really nothing to do with it's "effects". A lot of remakes make the story, characters, and events themselves cheesy in the movie. Take the Dawn of the Dead remake, for example. Those zombies were RUNNING. Zombies can't RUN. Now, granted, in the original they were feirce like that, too, but they actually tell you WHY. In the original, the zombie outbreak had been there for a while, and they just kept advancing. In the remake they go from happy peaceful town, to zombies, to raging zombies, all in 10 minutes. Not possible. Even though the production and filming probably looked better, the story was messed up a bit((in an important part, at that)).

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I'm glad you gave epic movie a 0. Its just another "... Movie" they farted out in hope that it will reach the reasonable success the early Scary Movies had. I wonder... when will there be a Funny Movie? :tongue:

Have you seen Epic Movie? And they'll probably eventually have the idea to make fun of themselves and make a "Funny Movie" or "Parody Movie" or something along those lines.

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How good a movie is has really nothing to do with it's "effects". A lot of remakes make the story, characters, and events themselves cheesy in the movie. Take the Dawn of the Dead remake, for example. Those zombies were RUNNING. Zombies can't RUN. Now, granted, in the original they were feirce like that, too, but they actually tell you WHY. In the original, the zombie outbreak had been there for a while, and they just kept advancing. In the remake they go from happy peaceful town, to zombies, to raging zombies, all in 10 minutes. Not possible. Even though the production and filming probably looked better, the story was messed up a bit((in an important part, at that)).

very true i guess

although, most remakes ive seen are the exact same only with better acting and effects

the original hills have eyes was exactly like the remake in everyway

except horrible acting and horrible effects

but i LOVED the dawn of the dead remake.

but i couldnt stand how the zombies ran

i agree with you there

and how they dont tell you why there are zombies

but overall, it was a great movie

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I'm glad you gave epic movie a 0. Its just another "... Movie" they farted out in hope that it will reach the reasonable success the early Scary Movies had. I wonder... when will there be a Funny Movie? :tongue:

Have you seen Epic Movie? And they'll probably eventually have the idea to make fun of themselves and make a "Funny Movie" or "Parody Movie" or something along those lines.

Yep, and wanted a refund. Your probably right, but I heard there's an Action Movie in the pipeline, a parody of MI 3, James Bond, etc. To be honest, I have no idea how they're gonna get jokes out of that.

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yea

i saw it

it sucked horribly

but i figured it was a remake

or was he the one who remade it?

Land of the Dead was atleast more realistic. I liked it. And yes, it's one of his movies. Infact, the ORIGINAL Dawn of the Dead was his, too. The man is a zombie GENIUS.

I'm glad you gave epic movie a 0. Its just another "... Movie" they farted out in hope that it will reach the reasonable success the early Scary Movies had. I wonder... when will there be a Funny Movie? :tongue:

Have you seen Epic Movie? And they'll probably eventually have the idea to make fun of themselves and make a "Funny Movie" or "Parody Movie" or something along those lines.

Yep, and wanted a refund. Your probably right, but I heard there's an Action Movie in the pipeline, a parody of MI 3, James Bond, etc. To be honest, I have no idea how they're gonna get jokes out of that.

You can parody anything, it isn't exactly hard to do.

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