Crypt Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 granted but someones hires an assassin and he rapes you and then steals your computer for his wife. I wish that Hell would have 666 hot demon chicks that would be my slaves, and hat 6 Demons, 6 Devils and 6 Cerberuses will guard me and i will be Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 granted but an army of 150,000 angels would attack the hell and slaughter everyone except you, but they will cut your precious horns... i wish someone would give me money to buy a new laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Granted, but you only recieve a dollar. I wish for world domination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Granted but Noodle, angry for the dead George Washington, kills you I wish for a Cat to fall to the water and that the rooster will laugh at him! (why: cause a wet pussy always makes a cock feel good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Granted but it was your cat and he drowned and died. I wish that i could have sex with jessica alba every time i want to Edited April 24, 2008 by Cross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but she had a cock i wish i could hack the whole forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) granted but you get uberbanned I wish for the update for MTA Edited April 25, 2008 by shadow536 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but R* would not allow you anymore to play MTA i wish someone would bring pizza here for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blur Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted, but the Pizza is FearFactor stlye pizza (AKA''sauce= coagulated blood, cheese= rotten cheese, toppings=worms,bettles,animal parts'') I wish GTA IV would be released for PC on April 29. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but they would only sell it to me i wish my computer is good enough to play GTA IV in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but youll never get the game i wish that everything i think and want it to become true becomes true (like a 100000000 more wishes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but even the gruesome imaginations will come true... i wish i could revenge to all those who betrayed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but you find out that EVERYONE you know petrayed you and now you dont have any friends i wish i had a suit like in the game CRYSIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but JT will take it from you i wish 10 boxes of pizza, spicy noodles, and coke would be delivered to my house tomorrow (for free) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but they will be totaly outdated and youll get food poisioning while eating them i wish i wasnt surrounded by morons in my school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted, but then they kill you. I wish I was Dora The Explorer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted, but your 8 year old sister will kill you. I wish to be a mod here (lolz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted but then you're banned. I wish I was a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 granted but then you get eaten by a shark i wish i had a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted but you will suicide. I wish a paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Granted, but your 8 year old sister will kill you.I wish to be a mod here (lolz) She's two, FYI. To grant your wish, you get the paper then you stuff it in your mouth and your airways get blocked therefore causing you to suffocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 so what were you wishing for? whatever it is its granted but you get fucked in one way or another i wish i had a video game were you can enter the game like in matrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blur Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Granted but then you are stuck in there FOREVER .(in which you will slowly lose your mind and kill yourself but relize that you keep respawning). I wish I could walk into a gaming store at night and take what ever I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 granted but then you get spotted and they send the army after you but aginst all odds manage to get home but youve broken your game and now youve done all this for nothing and you kill yourself beacuse you dont want the army to catch you. i wish i had the best PC there is and will be in the next 15 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 granted but it will explode if you used it i wish i'm the best gfx maker here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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