TNF Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 you're not "its the taking part that counts" kinda guy then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 FAIL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I'm going to serve an attack on Area 69, with a rustler flying onto the base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 (edited) I'm going to serve an attack on Area 69, with a rustler flying onto the base. dude! thats my house leave it alone! i have nukes motherfucker! Edited August 4, 2008 by gta player #69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Who wants to hear a story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 My ignorance amuses me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 yay story time! wait lemme grab my milk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 (edited) Slobberwanker Formally known as Slobberwacky by Simpsons Comics - until it was parodied by Angry Gorilla 'Twas Zoe and her slimy rogues... Did cheat to win the three-leg'd race; All tipsy were the friends of Manny, And Raymond stole third base. Now we focus on a young girl By the name of Frida Suarez Her dad was shocked and drank too much. Why was he shocked? Frida was downloading warez. "Beware the Slobberwank, my girl! The cock that drool, the manboobs that sags! Beware the Fuck-Fuck beast, and shun... Fuck-Fuck's owners, the ugly hags!" "Ha Ha! That was weird Dad I do laugh at your tales Last time I heard a tale that weird Was from an angry gorilla from Wales!" Frida took her trusty guitar in hand, Out into the dark forests from the sunny day So rested she by the Porn billboard, and grumbled loudly "This is gay!" And as little Frida Suarez sat, Out came Jay and Silent Bob They chucked at her a hat And inside was a door nob. It wasn't long before she lost her head She threw the nob at Jay and Silent Bob It smacked out their rude thoughts of shagging in bed And after they left Frida kicked away the door nob. And in total boredom Frida sat, the Slobberwank, with eyes ablaze, finally came staggering through the Miracle City woods, and wanking as it came! Riff, Raff! Riff, Raff! Hitting head and haff! The guitar sang! The Wank did choke! Frida knocked it out, then gave a shout... for it was Big Smoke. "And has thou slain the Slobberwank? Come to my arms, my fearless girl! Lets funk! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" (Who knew what Emiliano that meant? That fucking punk!) T'was Zoe and her slimy rogues, Did cheat to win the pie-eating race; All tipsy were the friends of Manny, And Chris from TGTAP tried to say grace. Edited August 4, 2008 by Angry Gorilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 With a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the-WHOA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 You brainiac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Where'd you get them cars, at the bottom of a cereal box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiff2600 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Can u imagine what kinda toys r gonna be in cereal boxes in 10 yrs time :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 "Who had a period all over the toilet seat!" Dr Pig said, he was interrogating two of his patients because one of them was the perperator. "Zoe? Was it you?" Dr Pig asked. "No it wasn't, it was Farmer Joe next to me!" Zoe said. "Farmer Joe! How dare you vandalise my property, now clean it up!" Dr Pig ordered. "How the fuck can I have periods? I'm a man! Its her fault!" Farmer Joe yelled. "Thats what Tranny the transexual told me! Now clean my toilet seat!" Dr Pig ordered, Zoe smirked to herself for she was the perpertrator (and the only female in the scene) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 (edited) We did all that for a damn cigar? No, you did that for a job... Later. Edited August 4, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Isn't she the cutest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 yes, i can see... she's damn so cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yeah, She is Gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 yes, i can see... she's damn so cute Who? Strawberry Shortcake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 maybe... but i'm referring to my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 maybe... but i'm referring to my ass I thought we were all referring to Carmen Electra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 no, i don't find her hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 ^Ah, so who do you think is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 But apart from that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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