Connor Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) Post lyrics from songs that you think are random/funny. Pea - Red Hot Chili Peppers: I'm a little pea I love the sky and the trees I'm a teeny tiny little ant Checking out this and that I am nothing So you have nothing to hide And I'm a pacifist So I can fuck your shit up Oh yea I'm small Fuck you asshole You homophobic redneck dick You're big and tough and macho You can kick my ass So fucking what Tommy The Cat - Primus: I remember as it were a meal ago Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat Had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare Occasion such as this that he did. She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double, Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was Omalleys alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended) But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my Name and I say unto thee... Say baby do you wanna lay down by me Edited July 27, 2008 by Cat Licker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I'm stupid and contageous - Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit. Thats the only one I can think of atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain Do my shit undercover Now it's time for the blubba Blabba To watch that belly get fatter Fat boy on a diet Don't try it I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot My shit's fat like a sumo slammin' that ass Leavin' your face in the grass You know I don't take a dulo Lightly Punks just jealous `cause they can't outwrite me So kick that style: wicked, wild Happy face nigga never seen me smile Rip that mainframe I'll explain A nigga like me is goin' insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm at rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope heavy guy Heroine mescaline pencil leads wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Bitch I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll bleed in your cunt Let Bizarre nutt ~D12 - Purple pills My favorite part of the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Blink-182 - Fuck A Dog I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids I tried to fuck your mom in the ass tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog and it's ass We Wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog I Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate But I found the dog Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister. (It's a Mexican pirate) We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog Fuck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiananmen Square. Oh yeah, motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah! You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You motherfucker. You motherfucker. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why. I'm gonna kick your ass From here to right over there. Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah! You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You motherfucker. You motherfucker. (*Donkey Crap* backwards*) Tenacious D - Karate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Foo fighters - Kung foo fightin Everybody was kung fu fightin' Those kids were fast as lightin' In fact it was a little bit frightin' But they fought with expert timin' There were funky china men From funky china town They were choping them up They were choping them down It's an ancient chinese art And everybody knew their part From a faintin' to a snif And a kicking from the hip Everybody was kung fu fightin' Those kids were fast as lightin' In fact it was a little bit frightin' But they fought with expert timin' There was funky Militin And little Sammy Chow He said: Here comes the big boss Let's get it on He took a vaul and made a stand Staring swaing with the hand But emotion made me skip Now into a brand new trip Everybody was kung fu fightin' Those kids were fast as lightin' In fact it was a little bit frightin' But they fought with expert timin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The My Humps thing: My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I dunno, maybe it sounded ridiculous but cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The My Humps thing:My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I dunno, maybe it sounded ridiculous but cool... OMG! My little sister plays that song like every five minutes. It just gets on my nerves! Here's one. "I was alone, I was all by myself. No one was looking, I was thinking of you. Such wonderful times, When I'm all by myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemboy15 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Eminem - Criminal My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!) That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? Checkin the 'male'? How many records you expectin to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV, and Comcast cable and you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin these charts And you can't stop me from droppin each March with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave Jedi Mind Tricks - Heavenly Devine Another sacrificial lamb That died at the hands of Hologram Sent him into the dungeon and bludgeoned his fuckin' clan Holy land Who spit the live shit The do or die, Illadelph Jedi Mind shit The hot shit Live raps crack your jaw Like who's the avenger and who's at the center of war I left a scar So your crabs would understand Mental will dent you and send you to a holy land Lord know a man Sharp blades slash your vitals Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles Homicidal Hologram burn churches Murders by stickin' a crucifix through your cervix Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic You heard the verdict I'm with Allah 'cause he chose me Broke into the Vatican, strangled the Pope with his rosary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 LINKIN PARK - RUNAWAY Graffiti decorations Under a sky of dust A constant wave of tension On top of broken trust The lessons that you taught me I learn were never true Now I find myself in question (They point the finger at me again) Guilty by association (You point the finger at me again) I wanna run away Never say goodbye I wanna know the truth Instead of wondering why I wanna know the answers No more lies I wanna shut the door And open up my mind Paper bags and angry voices Under a sky of dust Another wave of tension Has more than filled me up All my talk of taking action These words were never true Now I find myself in question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXIC Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I cnat remember the name, probably a black rapper did this...maybe JayZ I'm two times your worst nightmareand thats double for niggaz who ain't mathematically aware... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonesinyourhouse Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Relient k gibberish most of the song was written in their own made up language arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford bida menti kosticated interserd thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay wentora yate paravillintiniay paravillintiniay dorga orpha dorga billa dorga orpha stifaleare dorga orpha dorga billa tonalation fonamere stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now if i had one wish well i don't know what i'd wish for but if i had a million zillion wishes i'd use one to let you know that gibberish is not a nice way to talk to all your mork sawx ippen reeby yufftabar higgerd quillip ernigrade du wellinshar lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray venaldo urp paravillintiniay paravillintiniay stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now if i had one wish well i don't know what i'd wish for but if i had a million zillion wishes i'd use one to let you know that gibberish is not a nice way to talk to all your friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head. Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head. Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. “I hate myself.” Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis. It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonesinyourhouse Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 "To experience the bittersweet, to taste of feet then brush my teeth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientist Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Cannibal Corpse - The Undead Will Feast Undead sleep, as they hug their teddy bear Terror play's, at the thought of being in a lair Prophecy of the baby of Oz Now comes true, as the panda's eat the fuzz Ancient spell summons the bears of Hell The dead sleep, in their shell Panic strikes as the nations run in fear Ocean cola with salt of black deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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