macorules94 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) I've come across funny quotes alot, around the internet. Here are some Why is it called the Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and go back No Dipshit its 180. If you did a 360 you'd be right back where you started This ones from GTAF when I was asking where to find a Tug, in GTA IV: may i ask y ur looking for a tug Didn't you hear? Ratman, Lola and the Sprunk factory ghost are taking a cruise around the waters of Liberty City in their boat - The HMS Fingerless. post yours Edited July 9, 2009 by macorules94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol. i always laugh when i see your sig family guy Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom. Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said. Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol thanks more from GTAF: Well I dunno cuz i was thinking bout it. But who am I to talk, my TV has shoes This was ages ago though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I can't help but think that during the 2012 Olympics the East End of London won't really change. A load of random people who can't speak English walking around in tracksuits The great Frankie Boyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 lol is that a reference to lads/chavs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Pretty much. Saying that foreigners have an equal grasp on the English language as chavs, and that athletes wear trackies...etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 lol yeah we have "lads" here which is similar to chavs in UK i guess... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lad pretty funny imo the definition is so true. also see "lass" for girl version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Is number is calling is the busy of the business, and is bad signal of the day... And you is calling is minute, is he will hear later... Ok? Shit, my friend's English is bad! But it's still good for doing prank phone calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I have quotes that I made myself, although I'm not sure if it's worth mentioning here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My cousin came here, she watched Cartoon Network while i was on the pc, and i think this is what one of the character in that picture said: Man that is uuuuuuuglyyy.With a capital..................... letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 They say that the 2012 Olympics in London will re-kindle the British sense of National Pride. For £9.2 billion, we could have written 'Fuck off Germany' Onto the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 My cousin came here, she watched Cartoon Network while i was on the pc, and i think this is what one of the character in that picture said:Man that is uuuuuuuglyyy.With a capital..................... letter. Го рече во Англиски? или Македонски Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Eugene Mirman: So I was with this guy, and he asked me "If you were an animal which would you be?" I said "I'd be a swamp" he said "That's not an animal". So I hit him, cos I'd be a bear. But I wanted to show, not tell. Patton Oswalt: Guess what! If you were into metal in the 80's, YOUR GAY! Damn, that shit was gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys, extra dick to go in the ear!" Bill Hicks: "Rock stars hawing Diet Cokes! What real rock star would do something like that, you know? . . . You don't see the imminent danger, do you? You're staring at me like, "Bill, they're just musicians, and they're, you know, and they're just doing their thing, and - NO! They are DEMONS SET LOOSE ON THE EARTH TO LOWER THE STANDARDS FOR THE PERFECT AND HOLY CHILDREN OF GOD!" more Bill Hicks: "I'd quit smoking if I didn't think I'd become one of them [obnoxious, self-righteous nonsmokers]. . . . I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me. Jesus! You go up to crippled people dancin', too, you fucks? "Well, hey, Mr. Wheelchair. What's you're problem? Come on, Ironside. Race ya!" You fucking sadist. I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die. Deal? Thank you, America. " Bill Hicks is God. King Of COmedy and all things true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My cousin came here, she watched Cartoon Network while i was on the pc, and i think this is what one of the character in that picture said:Man that is uuuuuuuglyyy.With a capital..................... letter. Го рече во Англиски? или Македонски Англиски, ептен глупо би било да слушаш звук на Македонски. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 Зашто Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I heard the other day that a scientist said that dolphins name each other...'eee eeeh eeek eeek eeekeeeeeee' 'Oh look! He's Calling him peter!' No he fucking isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Midnight Club: Los Angeles Nikolai: I bet you at the race then, looser Player: Why don't you save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend. .... Toshi: You will drink my dust! Player: What? Its eat my dust, moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You're the one who's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton fucking Heston...I'm not a chartered accountant! Well, you look like one! I'm a lecturer! You're a twat! Shaun of the Dead. Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old Virgin. Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour. David: Oh, drag, dude. Cal: She's picking you up from here? Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: That's fucked up, man. Andy Stitzer: Why? Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys. Andy Stitzer: So what? Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid. Andy Stitzer: Okay. Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman. Cal: Why do you have that? Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin. Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay? Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man. Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in? Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me. David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia. Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay? Cal: First, you relax, okay? Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do. Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch. haha "Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?" Seth Rogen is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 I killed my cat with the vacuum cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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