Damjan Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 http://www.ebay.com/itm/THE-BIBLE-Autographed-JESUS-CHRIST-himself-RARE-/160642753290?pt=US_Fiction_Books&hash=item25670de30a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) *finding something to say, please stand by* Edited August 29, 2011 by TUN3R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Pedro Prower Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Oh, Internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 It's totally fake, Jesus doesn't write let alone signing shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Let's buy it for TGTAP. Mostly for the PENISES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I say we set up a TGTAP swear jar. Scour posts for all expletives and make each person pay a dollar per expletive. Then we buy it, burn it, use the heat to boil water, the rising steam to power a turbine, linked to a dynamo, to generate electricity. Because it's signed by Jesus it will burn forever. Repeat for infinite electricity / money / serverpowah. U JELLY POWERGEN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGrandTheftAuto Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 AAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Pedro Prower Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 OR we may just die before the end of the day for burning a Bible... signed by Jesus Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Why waste the paper. Just roll some weed in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Guys, I bought a bible similar to this signed by Jesus. He has the signature of a God. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Squirrel_UK Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Why waste the paper. Just roll some weed in it. Now that's what im saying! And FYI, jesus was a blatent stoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Now that's what im saying! And FYI, jesus was a blatent stoner He married a hooker for Christ's sake.. Christ's sake? Huh whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Squirrel_UK Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 And he turned water to wine heh, piss head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Squirrel_UK Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) If you think that's impressive check this out yo, im the mo fck'in priest! I can turn water into dead hooker I have load's of pics and vids me and me mate filmed playing 2 player over past like year lmfao, i need to get em uploaded onto youtube soon me think's ^.^ Edited September 11, 2011 by Red_Squirrel_UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGrandTheftAuto Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 L O L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 So in conclusion Jesus is an asshole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshy Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I just had to say that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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