Pandora Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 edit: wait, you seriously don't know..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shish Kebab Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 *Prepares the Birds and The Bees story* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 what is sex? ROFL! Almost fell of my chair... Sex = Sex refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction. Unlike organisms that only have the ability to reproduce asexually, sexed male and female pairs have the ability to produce offspring through meiosis and fertilization. The two sexes attract one another and communicate their readiness to procreate through differences in their biology.An organism's sex reflects its biological function in reproduction, not its sexuality or other behavior. The female sex is defined as the one which produces the larger gamete and which typically bears the offspring. In contrast, the male sex has a smaller gamete and rarely bears offspring. In some animals, sex may be assigned to specific structures rather than the entire organism. Earthworms, for example, are normally hermaphrodites. Source: Wikipedia... Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 J4C3 U R A PURVUR7!!! And wadef'ck's the bird and bees story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shish Kebab Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 (edited) It's a classic "story" used in England by parents when young children ask where babies come from. Edited May 28, 2007 by Herbitron5000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I was never told the birds and bee's story, I was told to go and play. My family must not have wanted the awkwardness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shish Kebab Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I don't think I was told anything actually. 0_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I was told that naked woman are hawt and to always use condoms. I mean, seriously.. just that. From my dad. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 My dad always told me I was born in a big vegetable plant and that he and my mom decided to take me with 'em Of course I didn't believe it, but didn't know how baby's actually where born. That's until I met this guy called: Oscar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shish Kebab Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 You have one kick ass dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I don't think I was told anything actually. 0_O Me either, I never got the 'talk' but teenagers just learn on their own these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 No story for me, nothing. I never asked but always was in love with girls by the age of 4, thanks to my 12 year old cousin. He used to live with me, he told me everything I know now basically....sex related lmao. But yeah, atm I guess I just like to think wear condoms..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Lol, my brother told me something like this (as my father died): "Your dad f'cked your mom, and they got you 9 months after" Pretty heavy o.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Well thats a lovely way to put it. I never had a talk either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Actually...it wasnt that lovely when he told me it... Pretty hard, as i felt it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Actually...it wasnt that lovely when he told me it...Pretty hard, as i felt it... I think she was being sarcastic. ROFLMAO, I got sex ed on June 4, somewhere around first 10 days around June. Lol, I love asking obvious questions and crazy questions during it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 NOOOOOOOO, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR V-CARD Bear, use Sarcasm Tags, i allways keep being the idiot without understanding your sarcasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 That's not only with sarcasm... Another question: I have always thought sex is extremely tiring. True? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Well... IMO, i dont think it woul be tiring, i think meaby is more "pleasant"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 It something I do a few times in a day. But rarely before sleeping. To tired then Lol, that made me laugh. Ehh, tried it today[me feel awkward]. Felt good for a bit, but deffinetly not "special" like that thing sex . Idk, probably won't be doing it a lot. Lol. Dude, if you haven't even masturbated, I'd doubt you've had sex. How would you know what it was like? And on top of that, if you haven't even masturbated, I doubt the sex you could've had was really much of anything. It probably would've sucked. Really badly. Masturbation? I`m trying to quit... I only do it sometimes, about 1 time per 1 or 2 weeks... Why quit? WTF? Like the 4chan quote said, one of the greatest free things left in this world and it requires nothing but what you're born with. You can't beat that with much of anything. I was told that naked woman are hawt and to always use condoms. I mean, seriously.. just that. From my dad. haha. Same. LOLZ AT DADS. That's not only with sarcasm...Another question: I have always thought sex is extremely tiring. True? Depends. If you're really going at it or just going at it for a very long time. But it's a good tired. It's like one of those "I just exercised non-stop for two hours so I'm exhausted off my ass, but I feel good about it" type of tireds. It's a f***ing workout, of course it's tiring. But again, it's one of those good feeling tireds. Like when you've been walking all day and you finally collapse on your bed((CHRIST I love that feeling. My legs thank me a million times every time)). Well... IMO, i dont think it woul be tiring, i think meaby is more "pleasant"... It's a bunch of physical work, why would it not be tiring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Er, I never got the talk at all. I had sex-ed in Grade 4, so I know a lot, yet now im at a school with people that haven't had sex-ed, it's so funny. So innercent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I had a party last night and one of my friends got a bit frisky again with me. Does it every single party, I have another theatre party with him on Saturday to loom forward to now. I have a feeling that something eventually will happen between me and him and thats twice we have been pretty close to having sex. Damn the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 What does "frisky" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 He just got very handsy with me...........................again only in full view of people this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 It something I do a few times in a day. But rarely before sleeping. To tired then Lol, that made me laugh. Ehh, tried it today[me feel awkward]. Felt good for a bit, but deffinetly not "special" like that thing sex . Idk, probably won't be doing it a lot. Lol. Dude, if you haven't even masturbated, I'd doubt you've had sex. How would you know what it was like? And on top of that, if you haven't even masturbated, I doubt the sex you could've had was really much of anything. It probably would've sucked. Really badly. Masturbation? I`m trying to quit... I only do it sometimes, about 1 time per 1 or 2 weeks... Why quit? WTF? Like the 4chan quote said, one of the greatest free things left in this world and it requires nothing but what you're born with. You can't beat that with much of anything. I was told that naked woman are hawt and to always use condoms. I mean, seriously.. just that. From my dad. haha. Same. LOLZ AT DADS. That's not only with sarcasm...Another question: I have always thought sex is extremely tiring. True? Depends. If you're really going at it or just going at it for a very long time. But it's a good tired. It's like one of those "I just exercised non-stop for two hours so I'm exhausted off my ass, but I feel good about it" type of tireds. It's a f***ing workout, of course it's tiring. But again, it's one of those good feeling tireds. Like when you've been walking all day and you finally collapse on your bed((CHRIST I love that feeling. My legs thank me a million times every time)). Well... IMO, i dont think it woul be tiring, i think meaby is more "pleasant"... It's a bunch of physical work, why would it not be tiring? Spaz, in that post you quoted it said I masturbated for the first time! And when did I say I had sex O.o . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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