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I don't think I was told anything actually. 0_O

Me either, I never got the 'talk' but teenagers just learn on their own these days.

Kudos to that...

Yeah, schools tryin'a teach us now is useless. Prety much. We all know! Christ, someone tell the government. It'd be cheaper to give every teen kid in the country a cheap porno mag that to pay for their sex. ed. And we'd all enjoy it more. apart from the weener kids... They'd just cry and shit.

But yeah.... I know this one guy who like completely ever avoids talking about even possibly re;ated to sex. at all. I told him a joke the other day.It was blindingly obviously a joke about sex. He either didn't get it, or was ashamed to admit he did. I don't get people like that.

lol. I went to a party a few months ago, me and this other guy johnny, after a night of very heavy booze, shared a 2 litre bottle of cider, and talked about sex for like 4 hours. It was morning by the time we'd stopped, cos everyone else woke up with their fatass hangovers...

Then i had a vodka shot for breakfast.

But the bottom line is, it's important to have talks like this with your buddies, peole you can trust... and yeah, you can learn alot, and it make syu feel better knowing that you can get things off your chest.

Sex is neither weird nor f***ed up kids, it's perfectly normal... try telling your parents that though ^_^

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Spaz, in that post you quoted it said I masturbated for the first time! And when did I say I had sex O.o .

You compared masturbation and sex. You described sex as "special". You'd kind of have to experience something to know what it's like. My point was, I doubt you had.

I get what you mean now but you're saying masturbation is better than sex O.o . But I was mostly saying special as the masturbation wasn't great like some people say, unlike sex.....but again, I understand what you mean now.

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Handsy.... touching, lots of touching. Grabbing in more... 'sought after' places.

I have to ask you people that have sex. Have you ever f***ed to NIN's "Closer"? I think that'd be so kickass.....

Lol, the," I wanna f*** you like an animal----" song? That song is kickass, but idk about sex, well rough sex maybe :P . Personally, well I don't know actually since I never have had sex but I would prefer not to have music on :/ , dunno why.

BTW NIN rocks, Trent(I think that's his name)kics ass.

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Spaz, in that post you quoted it said I masturbated for the first time! And when did I say I had sex O.o .

You compared masturbation and sex. You described sex as "special". You'd kind of have to experience something to know what it's like. My point was, I doubt you had.

I get what you mean now but you're saying masturbation is better than sex O.o . But I was mostly saying special as the masturbation wasn't great like some people say, unlike sex.....but again, I understand what you mean now.

No, I'm saying it isn't bad. That is, if you know what you're doing. Sex, just like masturbation, isn't great either unless you know what you're doing. Or if you just don't work with the person you're with((don't ask me to explain that, it's past midnight, my mind is blurry, and I'm trying to help a friend through a REALLY ODD love problem, you'll figure out what I mean, more than likely)).

Handsy.... touching, lots of touching. Grabbing in more... 'sought after' places.

I have to ask you people that have sex. Have you ever f***ed to NIN's "Closer"? I think that'd be so kickass.....

No, I want to, though. It's a great song. Great beat to f*** to, I'd assume.

Handsy.... touching, lots of touching. Grabbing in more... 'sought after' places.

I have to ask you people that have sex. Have you ever f***ed to NIN's "Closer"? I think that'd be so kickass.....

Lol, the," I wanna f*** you like an animal----" song? That song is kickass, but idk about sex, well rough sex maybe :P . Personally, well I don't know actually since I never have had sex but I would prefer not to have music on :/ , dunno why.

BTW NIN rocks, Trent(I think that's his name)kics ass.

Doesn't have to be rough sex. Infact, even on the faster parts you could be at a rather medium pace. Hell, slow, even. It would be more about how you move, and how fast you move((as in, synching correctly to the music)), not how hard you f***... It would definitely be a fun sex song.

And yes, Trent Reznor.

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Ok, well me and my girlfriend always thought of going to the next level in our relationship, and well last night we sort of just did it, TBH we were both really nervous and it didnt really go down well, but then we both started to get in rythme and it was fantastic. Lucky that parents were away. Most likely the best part of our 7 month relationship.

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Why am I not surprised to find Sky here.....

The first few times w/ anybody new are usually awkward at best.

Even when you're well experienced, this is someone new. You have to learn your way around so to say, what like & don't like.

Where they're sensitive as opposed to ticklish, what they're into, etc.

The "one night stand" is pretty hollow, it's best with someone you really care about. Not sayin' you have to be married, just

don't waste yourself on shallow crap.

Put a little thought into what comes next. What if the condom breaks/pill doesn't work (I'm living proof the pill doesn't always

work & it hasn't changed much since the '60s)? Are you ready for the responsibility that could come from this? That's how I

wound up raising a 2-year-old grandson. Just put a little thought into it, that's all.

I'm not gonna' bore you w/ STDs, the public schools have fubar'd that one enough.

I hated GYM.

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lol @ boners in gym.

Jace, you shouldnt be nervous when the time comes. If (sorry for the slushy bullshit!) you really love the person you are with, and you truly think it's the way to go, then it will feel right, and you'll be fine.

Don't let nerves get the better of your capacity to mantain an erection :huh:

Public service announcement brought to you by MrLlamaLlama (really miss the name now)

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Yeah well, at gym the girls always have those nice tight and extremely thin short pants. And sometimes my imagination goes on the loose.

I guess I'll be fucking nervous thinking: "what if she thinks my penis is to small/long" or "to thin/fat" or that I do it wrong and hurt her instead of her having a great time or if she says: "Your dick fucking smells" and runs away. Then I'll become asexual and will retreat to my room, close bangbros.com and just game till I die.

Probably not, but I'd be embarrassed and will start hating girls or something like that.

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It's the ONLY good thing about gym. And today our so called sports-day. I love it.

Seeing all of them just waiting to be fucked. I mean.. Being taken for a romantic stroll on the beach and then have the affection for them shown in a cosy, dim lit room.

I guess girls are at their best when they're 17, 18.

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... you're... lucky.. I guess.

I'd be nervous as shit, might not even be able to get a erection tbh.

I just hate getting that during gym >_>

I fukkin lol'd :P

I might be going to a religious convention soon, is it wrong to find chicks to fuck while I'm there?

Nope. I don't think so, atleast.

Yeah well, at gym the girls always have those nice tight and extremely thin short pants. And sometimes my imagination goes on the loose.

I guess I'll be fucking nervous thinking: "what if she thinks my penis is to small/long" or "to thin/fat" or that I do it wrong and hurt her instead of her having a great time or if she says: "Your dick fucking smells" and runs away. Then I'll become asexual and will retreat to my room, close bangbros.com and just game till I die.

Probably not, but I'd be embarrassed and will start hating girls or something like that.

LOL. YOUR SHORT PENIS IS TOO FAT AND IT SMELLS!!!!!!

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