Huckleberry Pie

You have something of a point in there, since all they care about is getting dough... But I still think of this as a covert attack on Americans. As what this guy on the Tri-City Herald says: This keeps me from buying such cheap stuff from China anymore...

Perhaps even Woozie is disappointed at this incident; the Chinese are making loads of stuff to make millions, at the expense of rendering some of their customers wasted... Wu-Zi-Mu (regarding the Chinese toothpaste issue): Oh my goodness, man, what do you think my teeth is, a radiator??

The Bureau of Food And Drugs in the Philippines had a similar fiasco concerning Chinese-made snack foods; they were found to contain formalin (aka embalming fluid)! In response to this, many supermarkets were told to get rid of the crappy brands from their shelves so as to prevent any wasted consumers. There were also reports of deaths caused by Chinese cough syrup tainted with antifreeze; the said chemical was used by many unscrupulous manufacturers in China as a thickening agent for certain foodstuffs and drugs, instead of the more expensive glycerin, which is safe to use for humans... I would have considered a massive boycott of Chinese goods, I dunno... How come these idiots put crap in their wares??

After the knockoff car incidents, the Chinese are now being investigated by the US and other nations for putting loads of crap in their products. Take for example the tooth, er, antifreeze paste that they're trying to sell in the West and in the Philippines - after some investigation, a massive product recall was announced regarding this dental fiasco, and grocery stores pulled them out of the shelves in response to this incident. The products have been found to contain diethylene glycol, you know, the stuff that you find in car antifreeze? And we can see that the Chinese idiots were rather ignorant regarding this fiasco, as what this quote says: As one guy once said, "China right now resembles Gilded Age America a lot to me–all resources dedicated to the economic engine, and crap the rest..." If they don't want to be faced by a mob of irate consumers who want to say "f-word you" or "why did you poison my dog?", they better clean up their act - the Chinese government's ignorance is giving them an even worser image abroad... Clean up your act, fools!

I wrote this Lollipop parody for those wannabe gangsters, you know, those guys like OG Loc who are trying hard just to rap. Oh, and I just can't stop making fun of Shirley...

Hillary Clinton and the so-called *experts* should have sued the guys behind Bratz instead of Rockstar and the gaming community for teaching kids how to be like Paris Hilton. MGA Entertainment is the real culprit because they target the little girls and turn them into potential hookers... Boycott the stupid Bratz whorez dolls, kids!

In GTA Four you can surf the net via the Liberty City ISPs. Does this mean that Monsieur Niko can do the same on his camera phone, using GPRS/EDGE/3G?

Yeah, I like it when Tommy or CJ shoots those whores in a drive-by or something... Bratz NPCs, anyone?

Just buy some legit CDs and slap it on your home theater, like what I do...

Yeah, we'll pwn them in a drive-by...

I laughed at this kiddie parody a lot... In case you don't know this song, Good Ship Lollipop is the one that Temple sung in the 1934 film Bright Eyes. Here's a G-Unit themed parody of the song: On The G-Unit Candy Shop By Huckleberry Pie I've thrown away my toys, Even my underwear I wanna make some noise With sounds from hip-hop boys Someday I'm gonna rap I'll be an MC too And where's my boo How are you? Like to freestyle, too On the G-Unit Candy Shop It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop Where MCs play On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay RN-beee joints everywhere 'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs And there you are Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar See the Eminem do the freestyle jam With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake If you eat too much, ooh-ooh You'll awake with a bling-bling plate On the G-Unit Candy Shop It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop And rhyme away On the G-Unit Candy Shop On the G-Unit Candy Shop It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop Where MCs play On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay RNB-b-bee joints everywhere 'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs And there you are Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar See the Eminem do the freestyle jam With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake If you eat too much, ooh-ooh You'll awake with a bling-bling plate On the G-Unit Candy Shop It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop And rhyme away (rhyme away) On the G-Unit Candy Shop You'll awake with a bling-bling plate On the G-Unit Candy Shop It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop... I hope you LOL'd at it...

I dunno, do you run your movie from a DVD, or from your C drive?

Nice paintings, Bear... Just try developing your talent, that can make your day...

Wow, an R*Phone, one of Rockstar's greatest contributions to the world of fictional technology...

After being blended to pieces in Tom Dickson's Will It Blend, another iPhone is rumored to make an appearance in GTA Four. Comments, anyone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratz Hope this answers your question...

I was thinking of making fun of the above movie poster, or even the website itself, like what I did to Shirley Temple's homepage. Maybe a comedy song about them would be fun, too... I would definitely put their faces in San Andreas for some shooting fun... Bratz drive-by, anyone? Yeah, imagine seeing them being pwned at a drive-by shooting incident in SA...

Shirley would definitely be a nice homie in San Andreas or a really insane Tommy Vercetti substitute; could someone do a Shirley T. player model for me, so that I have Little Miss Curly in VC? I have a zip file in my attachments panel - it's a Sims 1 skin; maybe you guys could convert it to Vice City DFF or something...hehe!

It does suck; why do some ditzy piece of crap when you can make a more entertaining movie? After all, these Bratz whores had generated much controversy because of the fact that they teach kids how to be like Paris Hilton. And how come Paula Abdul appeared in this flick? Maybe if you guys put Chloe or Sasha or any of the girls in the movie as one of the hookers in GTA then that would be better. Oh, and I've read in Wikipedia that the PC game Bratz: Rock Angelz, uses the same RenderWare engine as GTA 3...

Make sure you have a backup of GTA3.img and the essential data files before you mess up everything...

I guess if a young Shirley T. would play GTA, this would be overkill... Weird, isn't it? I was wondering if I could convert a Shirley Temple Sims 3D model to DFF format for Vice City, replacing Vercetti...

They had to add bikes in GTA 4, since the previous provision in Liberty City regarding bikes was rather ridiculous to my tastes...

Hmm, it looks like we need new contributors, as the Filipino gaming community is waiting for this one...

Nope, I just pwned those Bratz freaks... Anyway I had fun updating some articles on my wiki, such as http://lpgunitmusic.110mb.com/wiki/index.php/Shirley_Temple, in which I made a Template:Curly template, reserved for people with such humongous curls...

Hey, guys, how's our total conversion today? Any updates? Will we recruit more modders and stuff? If you like, shoot me a PM or something...