Huckleberry Pie

Hmm, nice, at least she's not the person who plays videogames and ends up blowing up someone else's butt off; a proof of concept that Jack Thompson doesn't realize...

I've heard of a method that allows you to use Windows Installer packages in Safe Mode, it's a simple registry hack. Try to Google search for "windows installer safe mode xp"; they might give you the solution. Back up your registry first, like what you do when modding GTA, in order to prevent any glitches...

Or maybe a parody of the "End Of The Line" mission in San Andreas, in which you have to save a really drunk and stoned George Michale, dangling from a firetruck...

Oh, thanks. How old is she? Is she also a Shortcake fan? You can download it in my Youtube page (it's in the Videos list, not the featured video in my profile, I deleted that one but it's still stuck in there).

Yeah, I'll make them appear in GTA: Strawberryland and in my Splinter Cell fanfic; the only catch is that Hilton would end up wasted in the Willy Wonka chapter. Same as in Strawberryland, Shortcake, Ginger Snap, Orange Blossom and the girls would sting Paris with a stungun and beat her up, San Andreas style...

I already know how to download such videos there; simply grabbing them straight from the browser cache does it - for IE users this would be easy, finding the get_video file and fetching them is the thing...

lol and why nokia, try motorola next time! I dunno, if I gave her a Motorola, would she utter the infamous "Hello Moto" thing? Sure, sure, Evo, you can call me like that; I'm welcome...

OK, here's what happened when a really insane Shirley Temple pwn'd Paris Hilton with a baseball bat, a Nokia N95, and a copy of GTA: San Andreas: I hope you guys lol'd at it...

I should have pwn'd her, Evo, call Tommy Vercetti and let them beat up the slut!! Maybe if you give Hilton a landmine, I would be happy...

You're right, Chris, Kaspersky can do wonders... HijackThis doesn't really suck anyway; it allows experts to diagnose rouge threats by looking at system logs and lead them to killing a malicious process, although this app isn't really for noobs...

And add it up with a really good security arsenal, like AVG Antivirus, Spybot, HijackThis, etc., since you're hooking up an Internet connection... I prefer XP over Vista, as the latter's something of a resource hog; 512MB RAM onwards, and at least 80GB of hard drive space will do...

Too bad they let go of Hilton, after two days in jail, for some *medical* reason. Those people who released her allowed money and infuence to win over justice - she was sent to jail, and she deserves it. SEND HILTON BACK TO JAIL WHERE SHE BELONGS!!!

I'll do a recording of it; my web host doesn't allow posting large files so I'll post it in my Soundclick.com page. And I'll also do a Paris Hilton song parody; since the authorities allowed the slutty heiress to go out of jail, which was condemmed by most other people, including me...

Or maybe make a San Andreas mission where you have to perform a home invasion at Hilton and get all the money from her, or something like that...

It's just a picture of Squidward pasted on Jack's picture. And what's up with mentioning "Strawberryland" all the time? You're the only Strawberry Shortcake fan here to my knowledge. Oh, yeah, sorry... At least I'm not into publicly mentioning swear words, warez stuff or something... And the "Jingoistic Idiot" song parody's now up; it's in the Graphics & Writer's Pad...

This proves that Jack Thompson is a jingoistic idiot who publicly slants games to be famous and to get rich. Now that's real selfishness, and that's bad... Terrorism sucks! But GTA's made as something of a stress reliever, not a "murder simulator"... This game stereotyping thing is really insane...

I have plans for a little GTA: Vice City story, set in 1986, of course. The story is a crossover between VC, Madeline, and some other random stuff. Madeline is in her mid-thirties in the story, owner of a Texas-based oil company (I took this idea from the Ludwig Bemelmans book Madeline In America, in which the French schoolgirl inherits lots of dough from her great-grandfather). She's one of the key characters in there, when Sonny Forelli raided her mansion, and a friend of Vercetti. I hope you guys give me some suggestions... Here's a prologue of the fic (WARNING: SPOILERS): It all began when my great-grandpapa inherited me his oil company. I was six years old then, and I didn't knew much about getting losts of material possessions. Then I turned 18, years after I reluctantly left my old home, the boarding school. I then emigrated to Texas, and lived a life of luxury. I'm not really that fascinated with that sort of formality; I preferred eating simple meals instead of the typical rich guy's buffet. Then the day came when Sonny's men raided my mansion...

The O RLY owl and a derivative work made by yours truly, an example of an Internet meme A meme is some creative work that spreads rapidly, usually via the Internet, like what happened to the O RLY? owl. Such works usually end up in various websites, spreading like a virus or a mushroom. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Internet_memes if you're extremely curious...

I'll definitely record it... Anyway thanks for the comment, and you can make this thing into a meme to harass JT...

Gee, thanks... Anyway, sorry if I'm off-topic but I have a song poking fun at Jack Thompson. It's in http://www.thegtaplace.com/forums/index.ph...t=0#entry158406. I hope you guys like it...

OK, guys, here's a song that I made to poke fun at Jack Thompson. It's based on the song "Ordinary People" by John Legend. Jack, please, don't take my song personally, people have opinions about others, so even if they make fun of you, stay cool; being angry at them isn't the solution... It goes like this... I hope you like it... Jingoistic Idiot By Huckleberry Pie aka LPG-Unit [verse 1] I'm playing GTA I didn't grow insane Pass the Nintendo DS, please Came from ol' Florida He says he's sick at us It seems like he argued everyday I know kids misbehave But he links that to games To the point, he insulted my friends And though they sometimes hurt He dissed us and cursed We were making things work, But I think he should take it slow [chorus] You're a jingoistic idiot You just want to earn some dough Thompson, you're a crazy idiot Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [verse 2] Vice City's fictional, No Shirley Temple musical I gave you some flowers one sweet day, Ohh, but you rejected them Flamed us and slapped again You're all but a show-off anyway We tried to be calm We asked but you yelled We feel like we're just nuked away That's too much harassment, Let's bury the hatchet Though it's just a fantasy, you do not want those games [chorus] You're a jingoistic idiot You just want to earn some dough Thompson, you're a crazy idiot Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [bridge] We gamers live and learn Some hope you'll crash and burn We're playing games, you went insane, Don't like you a lot For just a moment, sir, Silence is my advice, Carl Johnson knows, Vercetti knows, Will you please shut up... [repeat chorus 3x]

Don't worry, Evo, I'll buy a pair, maybe next week or so, when I go to college... Yeah, I'll do a spoof, but not so explicit; I'll even make a mock website for the GTA: Strawberryland game...

You're work's done?

As long as you don't do it in real life, then it's not... That's why every time you start GTA there's a note that says "The makers and publishers of this videogame do not promote or encourage any actions depicted in this game" or something like that. Jack Thompson is like overreaching himself; it turns out that he's just slanting games in order to make money and be famous. Am I right? Maybe if R* made a bigger public service announcement (like an FMV or something like that, with Niko Belic warning gamers to be good citizens in real life), then jingoistic idiots like JT would have less excuses to ruin every gamer's day...

I'll try to fix that glitch, but it was because I have ultra cheap ten-buck speakers for audio; I couldn't easily judge the sounds and stuff from that piece of equipment, and I don't have extra dough for better speakers and stuff... As for Monsieur Woozie, thanks for the comments; it may be too dorky to do Shortcake GTA stuff, but well at least it's cool, right? Visit my YouTube page, I may post more spoofs there... And there might be a "Hot Coffee" feature in GTA: Strawberryland...hehe!