Spaz The Great

You've never heard of an M16? It's popular on GTA...... Ummm.... Most guns aren't held together by tape. Sure, it looks decently real in the "thumbnail", but enlarged you can tell it's taped together. For the rounds.... That might help you for design, perhaps? You made the gun, the bullet shouldn't be a problem, really.

Um, yeah, we've practically all seen it. Anyone see the retarded little kid who mocks the video? It's pathetic.

Yeah, the cars are SUPPOSE to look like real cars. You're suppose to catch the similarities.... The new game just looks more realistic, naturally, the cars would follow that trend.... Say what? lol and fuel and indicators. Mabye a new HUD with inside the car Indicators is nothing but decoration, and fuel takes it way too far. I honestly want to know why people are creaming their pants over having to fuel up their car. WTF. I don't see the excitement in standing next to your car for five minutes waiting for it to fill up.

I am still dead-set AGAINST having to fill your car up. I'm sorry, but when I have 6 stars, 2 tanks, 3 swat trucks and an apache helicopter on my tail, I REALLY don't have the time to stop and fill up. And for those, "Well, maybe the gas can last a while" people, some of my pursuits can last hours at a time, literately. And if the gas lasts that long it has absolutely no purpose. Throwing cars full of people into gas stations? You can do that in San Andreas, for the tanks still explode. You could also put gasoline tankers in the game without actually requiring you to fill your car up. Personally, I get tired of filling up in real life, it's boring and tedious and RATHER bothersome. Why would I possibly want to do it in my favorite game to relax and play?

Yeah, I told him over PM...but you had no way of knowing that. ...Would if I used another program? ImageReady is the most common used program for creating animated .GIFs. Well, with people who are knowledged in computer graphics, atleast. I know there are smaller easy-to-use animators that usually have a preset shitty frame rate, but ImageReady would be the best guess for what you're using. And CS2 just happens to be the newest one, so there was a chance you'd be using it.

Apparently you've never drove in Florida.... The two I bolded ARE picked up in GTA, the thing is, a lot of the time a cop isn't around to notice it. And a lot of your things fall under "traffic laws", most of which would make GTA TOO realistic.

If they do ban it thet're gonna regret it once they play it Um, they won't play it. They'd rather assume what it's like based on what their sister's neighbor's best friend's daughter had to say about the game when she bought it for her 10 year old. Go figure.

I can pretty much assure you it isn't affiliated with this site. Infact, this actually just sounds like someone trying to de-credit the site again....

Why would you want to control the lights? That just seems kind of retarded. NO. No f***ing Driver shit. I don't want driving laws. And signals? Why? So while you're doing 100+ through a residential area on the wrong side of the road while shooting innocent civilians and crashing into cars you can make sure you aren't pulled over for not signalling..... ? Does anyone else notice the irony in that?

I fell for the one about the Google moon base XD Me and my friend desperately tried finding the article like a week later, and then quickly took a thought about the date in which we read it. We felt stupid.

NORMALLY for April Fool's jokes, you don't SAY it's a joke....... But meh, kind of taking the piss..... It's funny and all, but the Wii isn't that shitty....

Dude, you know NOTHING about the game. How exactly do you think a Mexican would "fit in better"? You don't. You just WANT a Mexican character. Even now, all we know is the location. Which still makes no difference to the character being Mexican unless it took place in Mexico. Which it doesn't.....

Is it a really blurred bat? O.o

Well, y'know, when you're suggesting using the name TOMMY VERCETTI in conjunction with the word PYRO for a well known WEBSITE ADMIN to use, I think he's in his right mind to call the idea shitty. You MIGHT want to look up definitions before suggesting words.... OOOOH, scientific words??? PYROMETHANE!!!! I literately lifted my hands in the air and clapped at that one. Multiple times. I came up with your last name, Chris, and that was too hard as it was. I retire this time around -.-

Why would he feel insecure about being straight? Mostly it's people who are gay or bi who are insecure. I never heard of someone having trouble with being straight you know... It's not about having trouble with being straight, it's about not KNOWING if you're really straight. THEN you're insecure so you have to constantly look/act/talk/feel straight so that people don't think otherwise. It's that manly-man type of thing, you have to constantly prove you're a man.

.... RAM isn't a storage medium....

What, exactly, is the reasoning behind this? OMGZ, Bluray!? Yeah, except that the disks have almost nothing to do with this. Could you point out where I said ps2? The 360 and ps3 are basically just weak computers. People on a console might not want to waster their precious little HDD on this you know. 360 has 20 gig, total. An avarage PC has 320 gig. Yeah, but it would only be temp. stored, it could delete it afterwards.

Give him this much, the shops ARE different. I actually thought he made this making fun of Dmac. The topic just seemed like it was a slight stab at him. Besides, people copy in the trading stalls all the time. You saw the lottos explode after I made mine. Then no one touched mine.

No, you can't sue for parodies. Parodies are actually protected under the law, I think. Look at Weird Al, that's ALL HE DOES, is parodies. And the landmarks aren't being used explicitly...... What's explicit about them?

I'm glad you found amusement in my post. I try, sometimes. But yeah, I have no problem with straight people, gay people, bisexual people, asexual people, etc. I just don't see why people have to be assholes about sexuality.

Table Tennis, I do believe. Besides that, I don't know.

The church I'm rather sure is the one in Staunton, no? And, just a guess actually, but the scene with the train looks like it's Portland.

Greedy? Say what now? Pick one or the other? What if we don't want to? And hey, stop having more than one food you'll eat! You're being greedy! Or better yet, only pick ONE car you'll drive, to prevent more greediness. Better yet, pick ONE person you'll be attracted to and NO ONE ELSE EVER YOU GREEDY PERSON! Sexual preferrence is just that, A PREFERRENCE. Why would it matter if someone didn't HAVE a solid preferrence? That's like saying, "No, you can either like cake or pie, not both!". Well why the hell not!? If a gay guy f***s a girl you say he's bi. By your own definition you can never have sex with a girl who has had sex with a gay guy, for then he isn't gay, he's bi. Slick wording, buddy. Inconsistent? Does something like a PERSONAL LIKING need to be consistent? On top of that, how is it inconsistent? It's not like one day I'm like, "Today, I want to like girls and only girls", then the next day, "Y'know, I'm only going to be attracted to guys today". People get such a stupid idea about bisexuals. Bisexuality is the ability to love and be attracted to both sexes..... How is that inconsistent? I would assume you only have a problem with bisexual MALES, for that is what you SINGLE OUT in your post. Yet, I bet you wouldn't turn down a bisexual female. OOOH! How about a bisexual female and her friend? Bet you'd jump at that offer, wouldn't you? Stop being a hypocritical ignorant close-minded asshole for a minute and think about the shit you're saying. Oh, and stay away from OUR girls.

I was about to bring up the fact that Liberty City has ALWAYS been based on New York, it wasn't a recent thing..... Ninety-five percent of the people playing the games know this, a few landmarks aren't going to suddenly make us realise where it is. Hell, a lot of us wanted the landmarks, because we KNEW WHERE IT WAS BASED ON.

I'm sorry to be the thorn here, but this is just screenshots with words on them...... And the avatars, are easily reproduced, in which you can't do anything about it because you don't own the images. I've never been fond of premade sigs, though. I don't want to pay for something other people already have. If I'm paying for something, I want it to be original.