Now life is one big part when you're still young, your penis pops up non-stop like a machine gun. It's all good when you're big like Niagra, your prostate doesn't nag ya, I think you need viagra. It's true sometimes that you feel the frustration when you have to resort to masturbation. You were there through my sexual dysfunction, now I've got the gumption, I wanna do the humption. Shorty you're my penis, you're my ding-dong baby! Bro, you're my friend when I'm need, weenie.