Vercetti Thug

Definetly something to do with downfall. You know what? They've changed You Tube so much that it is not even fun anymore. Muting videos? What's next?

Tommy got his empire, but Ken didn't suit him so he got rid of Ken. Also, it looks like he forsaked Avery cause Avery is later away from Vice City when Donald Love orders his death.

Yes. Yes it has. I joined March and it was crowded. Now...

At the destroyed Haitian Factory What? Print works. What are all the possible colors of the Stretch throughout the game, excluding Love Fist.

night How many possible safehouses?

Not ANOTHER Dodo mission "help" thing. Did you mess with your GTA folder?

I was bored once and i'd just finished playing D2 so this random idea comes to me to make an insanely bad writing piece on Diablo II. Other stories I made are much better. I just picked this one cause its the shortest. And the content of the other stories would be rather embarassing to put here (not perverted content, just abstract). I KNOW THE WRITING AND GRAMMAR IS BAD. LONG TIME AGO. And if you see this story on a certain other site, I own it so...yeah. Setting: The Palace of Lut Gholein before the hero reaches it in the caravan bottom to top room order: There are 3 palace cellars in the bottom, 2 chambers set aside for the harem girls, the main room, guard quarters/eating facilitiy chambers, and a floor set aside for high ranking guards and Lord Jehryn Story: "Stop that Sara...,"cried one of the harem girls "Its not my fault your weak!" "Really Sara this is stupid...you do this every night." "Oh just shut up!" "I mean why do you pick on Lori?" "I wouldn't pick on anyone if we weren't stuck in this stupid room. There are plenty of other rooms Jehryn could have gave me, but no." "Its not always about you!" As Sara was about to shout a very dirty comment back, a bloodcurdling scream erupted from the lower harem chamber. Lori immediately screamed in return as she tried running out, dashing for the main chamber. As she reached the stairs, a Blood Clan appeared with a monstrous goat head and a giant Lochabar Axe. Lori was struck speechless as the Blood Clan leisurely dropped its axe down on her head while the stricken Sara and Keela watched from their bedroom. More screams erupted from below and bloodcurdling, beastly shouts joined them. The Blood Clan started for the last two girls in the room as they screamed one last time... Kalean was awoken from his sleep by Seba, white-faced and panic stricken. "What is it Seba?" too sleepy to see Seba's shock. "the-the harem girls, they're dead!" Kalean was immediantly awoken and reached for his spear near his bed and asked "What do you mean, what happened?" As Seba opened his mouth, Serina and Keela's last screams echoed to them. Seba worriedly asked "Should we evacuate...umm sir?" Kalean shook his head. These new guards only knew to run, not to serve. Kalean, hiding his disgust for the time, ordered Seba to gather the guards and head down to the harem. Down in the first floor of the harem, there was a surprising number of guards gathered, especially for a rather small palace. Over a hundred guards gathered around, chatting and laughing, thinking it was a drill. Kalean saw a group of 10 Blood Clan suddenly emerge up the stairs, leading the charge, as was their instinct. He saw a particularly large one with blood on its axe. All the guards, suddenly alert, raised their javelins and spears, and charged The seasoned guards impaled 6 Blood Clan first and fled back so the second row of guards could attack. Kalean took the large Blood Clan (consequently who killed the 3 afore mentioned girls) and thrusted his spear meaning to finish him quickly. The Blood Clan parried with its axe and brought it down with a great force, but Kalean dodged and impaled him. As the 3 remaining Blood Clan were dispatched, the unwounded, overconfident guards rushed down the stairs apparently wanting to rescue the harem girls in distress, and get a very fond thank you in return. That thought stopped when they saw the towering Sand Raider with 4 arms holding katars, the Dune Beasts with claws stained with blood, and the 25 skeletons with bows and arrows at the ready. "Charge!", yelled Kalean, and he headed right into the fray. The guards with the spears hesitantly followed, while guards who instead had knives and axes threw their weapons. It lasted 1 hour as guards and demons exchanged blows. The men were simply no match for the onslaught, there was no hope. And yet they fought. There were heroic parts in the battle when one man was injured, and another man thrust their spear into the demon who did it, and then dragged the downed, bleeding man out of harm. Then there were the horrifiying parts where a Dune Beast would break open a man's skull, and then rip up the chest and feast. Kalean and his good friend Zanarhi watched in horror as unholy arrows ripped open skulls, claws cleaved flesh, and the menacing Sand Raiders walked with one or 2 men impaled on each sword, hoping to gather more. The guards were not as weak as anyone would imagine though. Seba and a guard recognized as Kent were very effective as a two man stabbing team. They impaled Dune Beasts that strayed too close, and even caused the Sand Raiders some trouble with spear feinting and jabbing. Zanarhi and Kalean in the corner worked on the Skeleton Archers, knowing even a seasoned melee defence was no match for bow and arrow. Kalean looked around as the last skeleton was broken. Though the guards had some victories, the demons were too plenty. With a quick count he made out only about 40 able guards left. About 20 had serious wounds and backed against a corner, vulnerable for a hungry demon. Kalean needed to grap Jehryn and the survivors and block the palace door, this was a losing battle. As Kalean was about to announce he would fetch Jehryn, Zanarhi screamed and shouted "Dear god...look at that Sand Raider!" Kalean looked knowing a veteran warrior like Zanarhi wouldn't put down his spear and scream a warning in the heat of battle if it wasn't something that would doom them all. FireEye the Sand Raider. Over 20 caravans taken by him in the desert, once even a visible raid one could see on the streets. He would always lead a survivor back to town to tell his tale before he died of a curse. Feared by his own monsters and a 2nd in command to Duriel, a Lesser Evil, this was an unwelcome shock. "Zanarhi, hold the defenses! I am getting Lord Jehryn out!", Kalean dashed to the door leaving some guards to think he was fleeing. No one had time to ponder this as FireEye lived up to his name. His eyes glowed with a unholy aura and fire surrounded his body. His katars turned to a deep shade of red, somehow reminding the guards of his victims. Zanarhi raised his spear, and Kent and Seba rallied behind him. 5 less anxious guards hung back unsure whether to fight the beast. Suddenly, FireEye gave a earsplitting scream so loud, blood spurted from nearby guards' ears. All the monsters left the room as the 30+ guards were left with FireEye. Kalean dashed to the main hall, sidestepping Lori's corpse, and jabbed wildly at monsters that had somehow made it up. "Damn!, I should have fetched Lord Jehryn earlier!" Kalean said aloud. If Lut Gholein lost its lord then mass panic would erupt and the people will leave for fear of monsters, or perhaps, traitors as originally thought once when an Assassin attacked Jehryn. Kalean flew through the corridor and up the stairs as he reached Jehryns door in a panic and pushed it open. 3 Dune Beasts immediantly looked up from their search for Jehryn. Kalean could not see a corpse being savagely eaten by the monsters, so Jehryn might be alive still, and be away to safety. He almost felt relieved until he realized he was in a room with three Dune Beasts. The Dune Beasts lashed out claws at the ready, and Kalean gave a scream, dropping his spear. Suddenly, Jehryn leapt out of a closet, knifes flashing and dashed to Kalean's assistance. Jehryn threw 10 knifes in a flurry, injuring one, and then stabbed it dead, right between the eyes. The second beast attacked Jehryn, as the big leader of the pack readied to pounce Kalean. Jehryn stabbed with a knife, missed, and got a faceful of claw on the top of his head. Jehryn, dismissing it as a minor cut, gave an expert feint of the knife as the Dune Beast readied to parry, then twirled as the Dune Beast readied to parry the next attack, then lobbed 4 knifes through into the Dune Beasts skull. Kalean had stabbed an arm of the beast, but it gave no mercy or acknowledgment of its now useless limb, and it charged, mouth trickling blood, eyes hungrily staring at his prey. Kalean dodged, ducked, and jabbed right through the demon's foul heart. Kalean, bloodied and injured shouted,"Jehryn!, we must escape, the Palace has been stormed by beasts...and...FireEye." "I will not leave my brave guards to die pointlessly to-you did not say FireEye I hope?" "Yes Mi'lord, its FireEye" Kalean said hopelessly. Jehryn, always acting as the heroic leader, asked to join the fight below. "I am going down into that fight." "Lut Gholein cannot exist without you Jehryn." "And neither can those men, we're wasting time." "Well Lord Jehryn, I must say that's not one of your smartest diplomatic decisions. Back in the warzone, only 10 guards were left and FireEye was untouched, except by a wound on his towering shoulder by a spear, compliments of the guard, Kent. Then, unexplicably, FireEye suddently burst blood from its unholy mouth, and the wound on its shoulder gushed more blood. The demon was smiling, however, as flesh burst under each arm, that itself grew into an arm giving it 8 total. FireEye gave a tremendous leap to a corpse of a fellow Sand Raider and took all 4 swords into his new arms. The guards were awestruck and disgusted, and some just opened their jaws, as if to puke. FireEye took advanrage and swiped his bottom left arm right through the head of a guard. Then he impaled 4 more with lightning speed. The remaining 5 backed away as the katars of FireEye held 4 guards impaled as ornaments. Just then, Kalean and Jehryn burst into the room. Kalean snatched a spear from a dead ally on the floor and flung it straight into FireEyes already wounded shoulder. The demon, screaming from pain, jabbed Kalean on the shoulder as payback. Kalean dropped to the floor in agony as FireEye readied one of his 8 swords to add a royal prize, Lord Jehryn, to his collection. Kalean stood shakily and used his own spear to counter and chop off the arm about to thrust its sword through his royal majesty, and in return FireEye thrust three swords at once, heading right to Kalean's heart. Zanarhi, Kalean's childhood friend, did not allow this to pass, and he charged the demon 5 times his size. FireEye turned as he heard the battlecry of Zanarhi, giving Kalean enough time to recover and order the remaining few guards to attack. FireEye grew a ninth arm in a flash, and drove his fist straight into Zanarhi's jaw. Kent, Seba, Kalean, and two other guards fenced with the monstrosity, while Zanarhi unsteadily rose, blood trickling from his mouth. Jehyrn backed away, afraid to throw a knife that could hurt a comrade, and afraid to do melee combat, and he instead focused on the Blood Clan that remained in the back of the room. FireEye was becoming confused. Its body was in pain all over, and he had to concentrate on five opponents at once on top of that, and suddenly, the monster screamed and leapt over the guard's heads, landing right where Zanarhi had started to rise. FireEye thrust his blade into Zanarhi's back, and the surprised guard felt his world go black. FireEye stood with victims all around him. He reveled in the chaos he had made, but was all too bored of it. He decided to finish his battle, and the only combatants left below him were Seba, Kent, Jehryn, Kalean, and the two other guards. "How could this have happened...how could I have let this happen?!", Jehryn yelled, tears bursting from his eyes as his beloved and faithful guards lay in pools of their own blood. FireEye leapt again and landed with a small earthquake right next to the small group. "Retreat!", screamed Seba. This time, Kalean was with him. Kent, Seba, and the two guards formed a protective circle around Jehryn as they fled. Kalean followed with his back turned, facing FireEye with a hateful look in his own eyes. FireEye took a step towards the retreating men, but Kalean suddenly threw his spear straight into FireEye's face. The monstrosity dropped to the ground, clawing at its head, removing the spear, but the tip of the blade touched his left eye and the demon yelled in agony. Before Kalean left the room, he looked one last time at Zanarhi. Kalean would not forget him. At least Zanarhi had been avenged, that was the only thing that could be said. And he fled the hellish battlefield. Just then, FireEye opened its right eye. He was not dead...yet.

I just hope that the old zombie mods will come back. Btd_alpha_001 mod is awesome, and so is NovemberDobby's zombie mod, and Zombie Madness is kickass! Anyone who knows what im talking about will agree.

Ah whoops. I didn't see that one nomination I got. And i'm not really clear on what you mean by not posting in popular sections. I do go to Writers Pad, but I also go to Lounge a lot too and discuss things there.

I made 600 posts in less than a year and spent hours writing some of my fake custom missions on this site, and I didn't get nominated for best noob (even with all my stupid questions) or best writer. I'll admit im disappointed.

Ok look, this is an easy ass mission if you just follow this simple step: Pre-Mission, take a Cheetah or Infernus and break open the doors, then place it ready to drive in the grass next to Washington Police base. Once you get in that, the race is history.

I tried that but I just cant seem to find the pages. I know there were at the very least 5 pages on UVC

Seriously someone help me

Damn. This story is messed up. Couldn't you make something where the innocent family doesn't get sliced and diced? "Daddy Daddy!" 4 year old sees Daddy die when 1 second ago he was alive. That's fuckin scary man. Im not being a pussy, its just so random and ...messed up.

Honestly, I feel like im being taught a very simple algebra problem I didnt quite understand by some very patient teachers. My belief is a little shaken, ill admit that, but I think some of the things I expressed were misinterpreted. The typical gay thing I described was just a way to explain the things I hate about it. When I said how is it natural, im looking at a much wider scale. Like beginning of time for humanity. Were people meant to be gay since then? The only reason we're here now is because they weren't. As for animal's being gay, that's just instinct, I suppose. Even though they are different, they evolved with us and before us, and have become like us in rather confused sexual preferences today. So, I was thinking, did humans evolve to be born with the gay "gene" or "instinct" or whatever it can be called? For the Christians here, i'd like to point out that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. For the non-christians, look at your mother and father right now. For the people with two mommy's or two daddy's, I have no idea what to say, but I feel extremely revolted or saddened by the very thought of it, but expressing that I do feel disgusted makes me feel timid when i'm talking to normal people who just claim to prefer guys (as there are no girls here that are exactly expressing themselves). To me, if my sister or a relative turned out to be gay, I would feel as if I could never be in the same room without an infection. That is truly how my brain feels about it. No offense intended at all...

Here is a simple question I still cannot quite answer: How is this natural? For children to be born, a man and woman gotta do it. You can't rub two sticks together or rub two...not sticks together and expect a miracle. The mysterious gay gene, how does it exist? Is that proof of naturality to be gay? Noone's beliefs will be changed by a discussion on a GTA forum, so why not learn more to it? I believe gay marriage is wrong, and I believe being gay is wrong. To be born gay, to me, is a fate that is unhumane and actually, in my mind, its a bit evil to be gay. A kid got shot and killed for being gay in a school, every day gays are harrassed, and yet they come out with protesting sacred marriage, increasing social pressure against them. I myself harass them too. There are some people at my school that I believe to be gay, if they tried acting normal I wouldn't have a problem. Instead they act like genuine T.V straight out of Family Guy gays. Voice, speech, choice of words, moisturizer in their lightish purple backpacks, they are the very thing I am disgusted to believe in. Besides the sociality of it, I believe it's just unclean to be gay, and I was scared out of my head when it looked as if Prop 8 was going to fail. I was happy to hear it passed. I guess i've just rambled about how I feel about homosexuality, without quite sticking to a point.

Ok listen up. Get a sports car, a nice car like Infernus of Banshee. Drive alongside a hooker and she gets in. Go to Ocean Beach, and park the car without getting out. In a few moments, the car will start rocking as they have sex. Your cash goes down but health goes up. You can get 115 health this way if you havent got 200 already.

I actually made another. List 7. Pre-Mission: Obtain the following and a sports car. -Armor -Brass Knuckles -Molotov Cocktails -Assault Rifle -Sniper -Minigun Special Conditions: Kill 10 Pedestrians and 10 cops besides the ones you were assigned to do. In killing them, make sure to NEVER get more than 3 stars in the act. Doing so results in the loss of the BONUS hit. 9 hour time limit. Level 7 Hitlist The Mission: Downtown. TACOGEDDON. Tommy sits at one of the chairs, waiting for his contact. A woman in a purple business suit comes up to him. "Mr. Teal." The woman eyes him and speaks again. "Nice choice of clothes. Stole them off a gang?" "Nice choice of clothes, stole them off your pimp?" "Touchy." "I don't have time to fuck around, just tell me the gay code name i'm supposed to call you." "Ms. Violet." "Didn't see that coming." "Red's right, you are a disrespectful, ungrateful punk." "Right. Can I have my check?" "Here's your damn money, and here's your damn job. Here I thought i'd meet someone who could please me by appearance." "Here I thought I could meet someone who isn't a bitch." The List: Rafeal MacGregor: Used Car Salesman. Man. Owns a "legit" car dealership of used cars. The employer for this job owned a car quite precious to him, belonged to his grand papa or some other sentimental crap. Knabbing the car gets us extra. Day Job: Used Car Salesman/Thief. Looks around for cars to steal on the streets on the "rich" side of Vice City. Night Job: Used Car Salesman/Thief. Looks around for cars to steal on the streets on the "gang-ridden, poverty filled" side of Vice City. Way to Kill: At day or night, go to the specificied location. Look around for a speeding car with a man in it. He cannot be Cuban or Haitian or obese. If you cannot find him in under an hour (game time as always), make any car speed (shoot or bash) and catch him. Once the target is dead, take the car to the back of the Escobar International and park it behind a building where our employer can pick it up. Timothy Blackwell: Math Teacher. Man. Overweight. Teaches at a High School. The employer was a bit lucky to stumble upon us, but instantly requested a hit on his "fatass teacher". He's good for it. Day Job: Math Teacher. Lucky us, he's taking the day off today to visit the beach so there won't be any student witnesses. Night Job: None. Goes to Hyman Memorial Stadium to unwind and smoke with faculty members. Way to Kill: At day, find him at Ocean Beach. Fat and balding. Count off 10 people resembling him and kill the tenth. Also, shoot any witnesses. At night, find him at Hyman Memorial Stadium. Fat. If you cannot find a fat man in 30 minutes, spread your search area to "poor" Vice city to Starfish Island. If you still cannot find him after another half-hour, kill any man. Waste any witnesses. Richie: Last name unknown. Man. Mysterious figure referred to as "Richie" by gangsters and high level drug runners, suspected to have several charges of rape, murder, and illegal drug trafficking against him. Hit issued by a correspondant within the Fort Baxter Militia. We're taking another crack at him. Day Job: Unknown Night Job: Playboy. Likes to take Hookers off the street. Our only bit of new information since last time. Way to Kill: We have a possible lead on Richie. Find 3 members of the Cuban gang and knock each one to the ground without killing them. Do the same with 4 Haitians and 1 Biker. Lose the cops and drive to Cherry Popper's back entrance, and find a Cuban hanging around it. Beat him to death and we'll finally have information on Richie. The Cuban was keeping watch for Richie, along with others, forming a chain to surround where Richie's location is. Find five more Cubans and kill them, then go to the top of Cherry Popper's and take out your sniper. Take down the first man that speaks to another man that you see, excluding gang members. If no man speaks to another on the street for 30 minutes, then shoot down the next man that passes another man. Rusty Palmer: Man. Our employer hates his ass for an unknown reason. Day Job: Accountant. Night Job: Jewelery Store Clerk. Works at one of three jewelery stores in Vice City. Way to Kill: At day, find him at the office building. White clothes. Kill him and anyone that sees you with a sharp melee weapon (Knife, Machete, Katana, not Chainsaw). At night, go to two of the three jewelery stores in Vice City. If you don't know where they are or are too lazy to check, subtract four hours off of your time limit and kill 5 random men on the street. If you do know where, go to both of them and kill the Clerk in the 2nd one. Diane Ford: Woman. Married to a rich man. Our employer is the rich man's ex and is cleary stupid enough to kill her instead of the man. Day Job: None. Likes to tan herself on the beach. Night Job: None. Lkes to use her credit card at the mall. Way to Kill: At day, find her on Ocean Beach or in the border between Ocean Beach and Washington. She'll be dressed in a slightly revealing but not quite bikini, she is not obese. Kill her and witnesses. At night, find her at the mall with shopping bags and kill her and the group she's with. Lose the cops, if any. Francesca Murphy: Woman. Soccer mom. Happily married with three children. Our employer is on the unhappy side of the marriage. Day Job: Homemaker. Goes out to shop for her kids at a supermarket near Vice Point's mall. You can find it. Night Job: Homemaker. Goes out to buy medication for her asthmatic daughter at the pharmacy in Little Havana or Downtown or Little Haiti. You can hunt for it. Way to Kill: Find a fat or thin woman near either location, she is not black. BONUS HIT Raquel Ortega: Man. Cartel Enforcer sent to investigate the deaths of Rocha Escobodo and his family. We need to take him out before he sees Escobodo's death on public broadcast. Day Job: Cartel Enforcer. Night Job: Cartel Enforcer. Way to Kill: At day or night, find him on the streets of Vice City. Count 30 men until you find him. We don't need his information, so kill him. Instantly (after inputting a cheat to do so or raising level through regular means), the FBI is on your tail and you have five stars. Don't know what their problem is, but lead them through a chase to the Hyman Condo OR Vercetti Estateand take a Maverick or Sea Sparrow. Go to the police HQ in Washington and take a uniform. Make your way to Fort Baxter and steal the Hunter. You may not use your Ocean Beach Hunter. Take out a VCPD helicopter and the law enforcement will back off. Mission Complete. IF YOU FAIL TO FIND ALL TARGETS WITHIN 9 HOURS GAME TIME, YOU WILL LOSE. IF YOU DIE, YOU LOSE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST BEGIN THE LIST AGAIN. Ways to Lose: -Cheat when not asked to. -Get Busted. -Get Wasted. -Fail to get all targets within 9 hours game time. -Fail to get at least 2 targets in 4 hours game time.

I dont get how its smart to make a douchebag's car.

The like ones where you call taxi and sit down and stuff.

Oh hey what's the account?

Look, we've pretty much abused the favorite something aspect in these forums. I don't think we need another. But... Car: Infernus Air: Hunter Sea: Squallo Bike: PCJ Was there any really surprise?

If you really want to test your flash, get a quality flash on Newgrounds and you'll have legions of fans if its good enough. Also, awards are sometimes in cash there.

Don't you find it strange that Tommy can fall practically off the Twin Towers (climbable with a mod) and lose barely any HP. but if he gets shot with a Colt.45 he loses more? Don't you find it strange that Tommy's douchebag gang members don't do anything to help Tommy against the mafia or anyone? Don't you find it strange that none of the bullets Tommy gets hit with are lethal and apparently "come out" when he eats pizza or saves his "game"? Don't you find it strange that Sonny Forelli is douche enough to come on the doorstep of the Harwood Butcher and Cop Killer?

I started on these forums wanting to know how to use VCMP. Since then, I just thought of it as impossible and moved on. Wrote some stories and made some comments, but I still really want to know the full process for VCMP so that I can finally play it. I had many difficulties and gave up trying on my own, I bugged some guys on the forums which im not too proud of, so I want to ask in this specific thread. Redundant question in this forum, yes, but...