Chrisman

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The Best Town in the World Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called Chrisville. Everyone there always dresses in green, and all the cars and the Dicks are green, too. Rammstein came to do a concert in Chrisville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every monday night, all the people who live in Chrisville put on their dick, green pussies and walk their Dicks to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Rammstein play Heavy metal music, and eats Pussies. No one has to go to school in Chrisville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Alec Baldwin and Kim jong il are two of the teachers. Alec Baldwin teaches latin and Kim jong il teaches cocksucking. One day Alec Baldwin said to Kim jong il, "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." This one made me laugh... really! The doorbell rang. Chris and Kokane raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, Sperm box. What could be inside? They frolicking Fucked the box into the Dining Room. Kokane frolicking put her Dick close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "JESUS TITTY frolicking CHRIST!!!!" "Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Chris. To their amazement, Kim Jon Il leaped out of the box and started singing "Amerika." There was nothing else to do but sing along. "That's a jesus titty frolicking christ good idea, Alec Baldwin," said Kim jong il. "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be Chrisville," said Alec Baldwin. "You're right!" Kim jong il exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!" Another fun one Good Stuff Are you bothered by frolicking Dicks? Do you feel Like frolicking every day? Does your Dick hurt? Then durka durka muhammed jihad is for you! This Ass, frolicking treat is chock-full of Dicks. Here is what Chris of Christown, Chrisville had to say about durka durka muhammed jihad. "I start every day with durka durka muhammed jihad. It's simply Sperming! Even my Dick loves it" Don't delay! Buy durka durka muhammed jihad today!

Let me see... Team America: World Police. All other movies sucks

spasmod, did you get a spas attack?

*sigh* it says interest boost 3% which means... dam dam dam... it gives 3% extra interest. :-O I totally agree. Big fishies taste like shit

Trojan cow

O.O the ears... so tiny ears O.O

i have 3% interest rate but i have a credit card giving me 3% interest, but what about the standard 2% you already have?

the big fish

fishamabob had everything a google could ask for. He had bomb food, a big, vagina bed, and the jingle bells family to look after him. One morning fishamabob woke up. "I'm hungry!" he said. He went down to the stairs, but everyone in the jingle bells family was still asleep. "I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast," he said. fishamabob went outside and saw an evil dick down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a big plane. "Gulp!" Down went the plane. "Not bad!" said fishamabob. Next, fishamabob headed for the park. There he found a pair of dicks just sitting on a bench. "Gulp! Gulp." Down went the dicks. "Mmmm, dick!" said fishamabob. fishamabob was feeling very fishy as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" fishamabob swallowed a movie and another movie. "gently caress!!!! It must be time to go home," said fishamabob. He fucked back home and up the stairs to his vagina bed. "Breakfast! Time for breakfast, fishamabob!" called Mrs. jingle bells. "I don't feel very well," groaned fishamabob. "It must have been those dicks I ate for supper last night." Burp! Spaz: Did you try out for the table in the school play? Chris: I wanted to be a cocksucker, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore omg fish on my dick and fish dicks on my pussy. Then I fished ass and sang "i like dicks." When I finished, Mr. liquor fucked me on the stage and told me I didn't get the part. Spaz: You must have felt sad. Chris: Not really. Mr. liquor told me I could get butt fucked by the curtain. That'll be a blast! The S Twister A sadly suck stung evil on the fishamebob. The H Twister The gumbli, amboolence gumbrel umbrella with a huge, timmy fish. This one is my BEST: The Cocksucker is an animal that has yellow fur with white spots on its dick and pussy. Its tail is shaped like a table, which it uses to put dickheads on dicks. An adult Cocksucker may weigh more than 120 pounds and stand over 50 feet high. The Cocksucker can be found only in dickland and pussyland. Although its favorite food is fishies, it also likes to eat tables. If you ever see a Cocksucker, be sure not to ever sing "oops i did it again." That song makes it kill you. Instead, give it a few fishies and be on your way.

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:'( I tried that. I put it so it accepts ALL cookies!

Everytime i log in and try to to do anything it logs me out

chris' impotense and

and dies in

Sorry for bumping but... *cough*Mein Teil*cough*

Rofl chris... fridge doors with dildos

And that would be you kissing your boyfriend?

ROFL i got this song in the radio and it was one of the biggest radios that played it

Sure, if you play first round

Bye MVI, you will be missed.

I know a guy that is making a radio, if you need him then pm me