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Crypt

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  1. Post your funny pictures here. And probably if this thread WILL be alive in 2 years, the new ppl who will check it, will die here, from laughing, i hope.
  2. Can you make me a sig, with my av, upside down, and with a text "Slayer", and a white border, pls, in the size of Da Ghost sig, pls?
  3. TOXIC?? Awesome. Who said im gonna let them to drool on me??
  4. ALMOST nothing can be random in games, cause the producers had maked it to be like that. And if The Truth is a story person, how can he be random??
  5. And fucking kill you if he breathes on you. Great. He can kill me? Wtf? He breathe fire??
  6. Granted but a super-powerfull killer assassin from the shadows of hell comes and slices your throat. I wish i knew how to play an electric guitar and to sing awesome metal stuff.
  7. Well i have 2 best friend and a girlfriend. The social life is pretty good, but sometimes i want to break someone's nose with a baseball bat. And alot of people think im a freak cause i listen to "Slayer" and all kinds of Black and Heavy metal.
  8. I live in a house with about 3 floors and a garden, so he can sleep at the garden and defend my home.
  9. Dead Skin Mask Lyrics-By Slayer Graze the skin with my finger tips The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means Provocative images delicate features so smooth A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon CHORUS Dance with the dead in my dreams Listen to their hallowed screams The dead have taken my soul Temptation's lost all control Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants In the depths of a mind insane Fantasy and reality are the same Graze the skin with my finger tips The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means Incised members ornaments on my being Adulating the skin before me Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants CHORUS
  10. Gun-.357 Magnum POWERFULL! WILL SPLATTER YOUR BRAIN ON THE WALL!! 99% GUARANTEE!! Mod-AK47!! Russian gun, me love rus guns! Dragunov pwns too!
  11. Lizards! Well, actully Comodo Dragons, but they are reptiles and reptiles=lizards.
  12. ^NO SHES NOT! I love Jizzy B cause he has like 1000 OF HOT CHICKS!!!! And The Truth, he is so fucked up, lol, so fucked up. "What would you think if i would say that we were in the cold war for the past 45 years beacause some snake-headed aliens runned our oil economy?"
  13. PYRAMID HEAD AND GREY CHILDREN AND DEAD NURSES MOD??!!?!?!?!!? that would be so awesome...killing those things or getting killed! and the alarm and the darkness and flashlight! (and Black Metal music when the darkness is here (dead skin mask and bloodline-slayer))
  14. I luv silent hill! And too bad theres no grey children or pyramid heads...
  15. Sandking or Landking modded. With my mod. He looks amazing. And the Hotring racer, modded, with my mod. Too bad i cant post pics of the amazing cars. I dont have the mod CD.
  16. I never smoked. I LOVE Tequila. I got laid when i was 16. I had only 1 GF (which is still my GF) I never burned my penis with a chinese/japanese/korean/vietnamese kid and then made a guy to kick it. (see above)
  17. Well, we cant really place him in a very high place without making him falling...
  18. No GTA IV for PC!!! People who think their gangstats!!! (wannabes)
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