C.O.D

I haven't smoke, not one stick. And I've promised myself at least to try NOT to smoke, NOT EVEN ONE STICK, NOT ONE not in this life. What I know is: "Each cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes out of your life." For you people who want to say that I will fail on trying not to smoke, you're wrong. My friends smoke (some of the 'badass' ones), and they tried to talk me into it, even one of them tried to make me by some extacy. All they get was a big NO-NO. Remember, "Each cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes out of your life." If you love yourself, dont smoke.

Really? Bah. That's what you can expect from an encyclopedia which can be edited by anyone at anytime. But I still use Wikipedia to finish my homework though. Some information there are very useful, and actually fun to read. Espescially movie/game Trivias, wohoo!

Looks great. But I don't like to have CJ as a white man. I liked him as HIM.

It's the last mission given by the Yardies. And yeah, it's full of bald men with bombs on their chests running at you, and detonating themselves into smithereens.

Try buying loads of ammunition for the M16A2. I find the M16A2 is very useful for this mission. Because the rate of fire deserves a round of applause, and you can 'ice' one person with only one ammunition, plus the Mag Capacity is quite large (60 bullets per one magazine). And for the secondary weapon, I suggest an AK74. It's similar to the M16A2, but the only difference is that you need 3 bullets to take someone's life out. And the Mag Capacity is lower too (30 bullets in a mag). There... Hope I helped. I finished the mission in one try though, shouldn't be much of a problem for you. But I'm an FPS hard-core, no wonder my reflexes are "trained" well.

The "Wrong Tracks" mission. Smoke always get tipped off of his seat, and his shots were bloody inaccurate. I got it finished, by luck. I don't know why, but on my 3rd try, Smoke got 3 Headshots, and the last was quite easy to pick off. My favorite... Humm, let's see.. I think I loved all the missions given in Los Santos. Espescially the "Drive Thru" one, it was funny and lifelike.

The Most Respected Member Nomination, The Most Helpful Member Nomination, and of course: The Funniest Member Nomination... Uhhh... waitaminit. Can we vote multiple Nominations?

Ya' see, try reinstalling first, and then ask questions. It's like what Sweet says about people these days (in this case, members): "People are blasting on fools first, and ask questions second!" - Johnson, Sweet (1992)

Just drive through that long Eastern Highway, and into the long bridge into Starfish Island, and continue to the Vice Point, and find the bridge that leads to Prawn Islands, and to Downtown. By that time, you should've completed the "Bomb" part of the mission... Just hope you're lucky enough so that you don't get stuck in traffic. I finished my mission that way. I think the route I gave you is one of the longest route you can go in Vice City without having to make tight corners...

Here, you should try this: Raising the amount of Page Files used for your drives. To do this, you must free at least 4 GB of space. Then go to a My Computer icon (not shortcut) and rig-click it, choose the Advanced tab, and then click the Settings button under the "Performance Section" after that, click the Advanced tab in the new pop-up window, and choose the Change button in the bottom. After that, choose the drive where you install the game (for example, C:\), and tick the "Custom Size" choice, and then type 2000 on the 'Initial Size' type box, and 4000 on the "Maximum Size" one. Or anyother variable you want, but Windows automatically sets 766MB for me, try that. Oh, and please post us what your VGA is... Maybe Slayer can give you some suggestions on upgrading...

Yeah, some glitches increase the value of the game, while others (like mission glitches) pisses you off...

Try uninstalling the game, and then install it again. Well you can reinstall to save time, but do the uninstall-install to save space. And don't forget to restart your computer after installing/re-installing. Hope I've helped!

Flying around the state using the Shamal. Got it feels good to get outta the hood for a while...

Well, when the text language is abbreviated well and correctly (which also means non excesive use of abbreviations and funk-words), I don't actually mind TXT. Though it takes time to get used to TXT language. I got used to it because I SMS alot with my ex, and she abbreviates millions of words. Then again, I don't LIKE it, I just can cope with it.

I Pit-Maneuvered Hillary, and he spun out of control, before hitting 2 police black-and-whites. It was kinda cool and funny, to see Hillary being blocked by the 2 cars. If you notice, he cannot drive in reverse perfectly, it took him a couple of minutes before getting back in my radar range...

Jesus, Cant We All Just Get Along? Come on guys shake hands and forgive each other. Where'd all the TGTAP love go?

Dont they have it here?

Yea, good luck brotha!

Well, yeah I was kinda angry. But it was no a real big deal, was it for you?

I didn't, and I was like "Okay, let's finish the game shall we, and let's not worry about those massive amount of firepower taken by C.R.A.S.H" in other words "Move on!"

Here's a trick: when turning, let go of the gas, and when cornerings: slow in and fast out is the best option. Oh, and only apply breaks when you really are too close (and toofast) when you're cornering/turning, and only use small portions (very small) of break dont push it too long or your car will lose control.

The Driver. It is definitely the hardest.

Well looks better than the ordinary damaged models...

But if we can hurt them, it will be a big problem. Because R* is gonna be attacked again by those guys up in the Animal Rights agencies.

I don't rape people who I love.