Once upon a time, there was a girl, she would spend her time under the Statue of Alucard, in the Gorilla Park, where she would sing songs about food.
But then the Kanker Sisters arrived and destroyed half the park, they drew graffiti on the walls and did big horrible shits in the toilets, but worst of all they wrapped toilet paper around the statue, the Kankers started tossing their mess at horrified pedestrians, the girl hid behind a bush, but the Kankers found her.
Part 2 coming next post.