I have a cone every night.
I can down a bottle of Bunderberg Rum in 10 minutes and then I'm fucked.
I got laid at 14.. Surprisingly I get judged alot for this.
I'm addicted to RATM.
I made a mix tape of my own rap songs.
I'm too patriotic.
I have a pitbull
I have a criminal record.
I lost the top part of my left pinkey finger in a drop saw accident.
I saw my best mate die in a car accident. I was in the passenger seat, he was driving.
I have a fear of being hit on the bridge of my nose.
I have a tried cocaine..speed..LSD.
I had sex with a ex girlfriends twin sister to get revenge.
"I've masturbated 9,567,492,93 times and I have no plans of stopping."
Great words from the one and only Homer Simpson