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Yo momma's sooooo fat...

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You' momma's so stupid that if I say to her I bought a color TV she asks which color :) :) :)

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Thanks, I try to come up w/ some original stuff.

Off topic, but related.

A few years back, I heard about a 500 pound woman who went to the hospital w/ a severe skin infection in one of her folds.

The doctors cleaned it out and analyzed it, discovering it was a tuna sandwich that had decomposed for about six weeks.

Her response, "Oh yeah, I was wonderin' what happened to that."

Supposed to be a true story.

Your mamma's so skinny, they found her w/ the tuna sandwich!

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Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to cinema to watch Jurassic Park, people thought she was part of the movie!

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Yo mommas so fat she has to take steroids to lift the TV remote.

Yo Mommas so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

Yo Mommas so stupid, she counts to 1 on using both her hands

Yo mommas so fat she has her own postcode

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