Urbanoutlaw Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Your mamma's so fat Greenpeace protects her from Russian whalers at the beach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 You' momma's so stupid that if I say to her I bought a color TV she asks which color :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 ^lol that would of been funnier 20 years ago lol. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Your mamma's so ugly when she went to work at the strip club, they paid her to put her clothes ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Rofl!! ive never heard that one. lol Yo mamma's so fat that when she goes to the zoo the animals give up all there food!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Thanks, I try to come up w/ some original stuff. Off topic, but related. A few years back, I heard about a 500 pound woman who went to the hospital w/ a severe skin infection in one of her folds. The doctors cleaned it out and analyzed it, discovering it was a tuna sandwich that had decomposed for about six weeks. Her response, "Oh yeah, I was wonderin' what happened to that." Supposed to be a true story. Your mamma's so skinny, they found her w/ the tuna sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 OMG! thats gross. My only question is, HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET UNDER THERE !! Yo mommas so fat small objects orbit her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7.62mm Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Yo Mommas so fat.. She played POol with the Planets! lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to cinema to watch Jurassic Park, people thought she was part of the movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Yo momma farts so much that everything rots to the ground and becomes horrible poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yo momma's so fat that Galactus tought she is a planet and ate her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yo mommas so stupid she... ran out of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yo mamma is so fat that when she stood on the biggest iceberg in the planet Freeze a chunk the size of Russia broke off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Your Mamma's so dumb, she failed her blood test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Yo mommas so fat she has to take steroids to lift the TV remote. Yo Mommas so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck Yo Mommas so stupid, she counts to 1 on using both her hands Yo mommas so fat she has her own postcode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Share Posted August 25, 2007 yo mommas so fat Big foot is taking pictures of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Your mamma's so ugly, Bigfoot got scared & is now receiving intense counseling. He's resting & showing some improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Yo mommas so fat she recently discovered her legs..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4ck Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Your mamma's so fugly, Bigfoot woke up next to her & cried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4ck Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 yo mommas so short she has 2 slam dunk her bus fare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Yo momma is so skinny, she was flying down the street, instead of walking o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Your mamma's so fat, the bus rides HER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelman101 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 yo mama is soo fat, her shadow weighs a ton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Yo momma's so stupid, she thought her shadow was following her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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