Slyde Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Example: I wish i had GTA IV this very moment - The guy on top would sayGranted, but find out the wish expires in 2 minutes - You would say I wish every girl in the world would want to sexz me. - Your wish And it goes on... I'll start, I wish this topic goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 granted, but this topic would be closed by mods in two days my wish : I wish someone would give me a copy of GTA IV rightnow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I wish I knew what to wish for. Wait, now I know!...but I dont have any wishes left.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickDW Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 granted, but this topic would be closed by mods in two days my wish : I wish someone would give me a copy of GTA IV rightnow Granted === but the dick is bad and won't play on your system. I wish I had a ridiculously high paying job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 granted, but you'll be fired after a month i wish i had a girlfriend right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 granted, but you'll be fired after a monthi wish i had a girlfriend right now Granted, but she has a penis. I wish for an uncorrupted dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, But you have 2 minutes to reply to this message before getting it. I wish I had another wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 granted, but your next wish wouldn't be fulfilled i wish my annoying schoolmates would be killed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, but they turn into ghosts and hunt you, and kill you too. I wish I was the owner of the entire Invision Power Board software. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, within minutes someone hacks and steals all your juicy IPB powers. I wish i had GTA IV right now... (like who doesn't...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, but I come steal it from you, play it, complete it, put it onto 500 DVD discs. (never find it) I wish I could get more RAM and Ghz, for my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, but you have to run Windows Vista with a crappy graphics card. I wish that I had a banana in my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, but you peel the skin back and it's a cock. I wish I had a table with a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Granted, but first you have to find a dick. I want 3 PC's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 granted, but they are the crappiest PCs ever i wish i own Rockstar Games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 granted, but then a mysterious stalker dressed in black comes to your house and murders you in the night. (Aka, the old owner's lawyer) I wish I didn't use my last wish to wish what I would wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Granted, but your next wish has to be something cock related. I wish i had a 100" HD LCD TV in my living room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 granted, but theres no electricity in your neighborhood forever i wish i rule the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Granted, but then you get raped by Jack Thompson in the night and then he kills you. I wish I had a Xbox 360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Granted, but you have to play it on this with no XBL... I wish i had a bigger cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Granted, but then it snaps off for being long. I wish I was a Moderator at TGTAP :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 granted but you will be hit by a bus tomorrow i wish i had my 360 fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) Granted, but it turns out you get an Xbox 360 promotonial mug instead of an X box 360 I wish my last wish hadn't been wished for my wish before that to be unwished because my last wish meant I had to wish for something cock related on this wish Edited April 2, 2008 by Vercetti Thug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 granted but you will have a pussy and tits i wish jack thomson is the owner of R* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickDW Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 granted but you will have a pussy and tits I don't think him having boobs is a corrupted wish i wish jack thomson is the owner of R* Granted but then he pulls the plug on GTA IV and all future GTA and Manhunt games. I wish I was the owner of R* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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