Mike356 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 granted but their burnt and very crusty I wish I was skinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 granted but people will assume you're a zombie i wish i could buy all the things i want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude-5 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) granted, but everything just breaks after purchase I was it was 11:00AM this morning, earlier today Edited April 9, 2008 by claude-5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Granted but time will stay still and April 29th will never arrive for you I wish I would win the LNR Championship this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxGreatScythexX Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Granted, but twenty minutes later the refs realize they made a mistake and the championship is no longer yours. At least you had the feeling of it for twenty minutes. I wish I was taller... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Wish Granted but you become too tall and noone likes you anyomore I wish I had some cheesey crust pizza with extra cheese and some cheese on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 granted but its worth $1000... i wish i drive a nice low rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 granted but it gets repossed I wish I would of done my homework instead of waiting untill 10 at night to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 granted but you'll fail i wish i had a copy of the next GTA (not GTA IV) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxGreatScythexX Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Granted, but it came out for the Wii exclusively. I wish I could Fly...(Like an Eagle Maybe?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 granted but you'll never land i wish i had thousands of followers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 granted but they all died in a freakish accident and became mutants and ated you cause you were their mentor I wish only i had GTA IV on PC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 granted but the actual game is GTA (the first GTA) i wish i could rest during the whole day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 granted but its full of uglyness I wish that it was april 29th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 granted but theres a terrible storm i wish my wish would be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Granted but its not granted beacause Cuban refugees went to Japan and nuked LA from their. I wish that all lizards would be free and will eat every snake on this planet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 granted but the lizards will mutate to snakes i wish i could put hexagram on every people i hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 granted but instead of hexagam you accidently put magic powder and now they are pedobears and they rape you. I wish i will have 3 bunnies like in Noodle's sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Granted but they rape you to death I wish I had a wish were nothing went wrong and it went how I wanted it to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) granted but someone will puke on you i wish i'm drinking coke rightnow Edited April 19, 2008 by Unnamed Noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutu Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Granted but you spill it all over your computer. I wish I had something to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 granted but you'll get you ass f*cked by 2 elephants i wish my wish would not be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) granted but than the scientists of Liberty City found Zombie Elvis and he rapes you with 2 ugly cocaine fiends chicks! I wish that Elvis was an Ambassador that is a pedophil and will molest a famous kid that is under twelve years old Except my 9 years old brother which isnt famous... Edited April 20, 2008 by Cryptic Slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Granted, but a MacBook Air flys through the window like a frisbee and slices your head off. I wish that Pedobear raped Bill Gates with an iDildo and the MacPorn Air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 granted but JT and Pedobear will rape you i wish i have the greatest computer in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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