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[rockstarrem]

Post you're quotes, fag.

(9:17:07 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): what are your thoughts on anal sex

(9:17:25 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): the less lube the better

(9:17:31 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i agree

(9:17:32 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): like

(9:17:38 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i think licking a girls ass

(9:17:40 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): is enough

(9:17:43 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): or eating it out

(9:17:46 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): then just sliding it in there

(9:17:48 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): you?

(9:18:14 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): Yeah, pretty much the same.... but sometimes the pain's just worth it.

(9:18:29 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): like, you've just gotta take it.....

(9:18:33 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): all the way in

(9:18:37 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i know

(9:18:41 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): its just im scared it will bleed

(9:19:04 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): meh, there's only one way t find otu

(9:19:33 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): what are your thoughts on beastiality? concerns? pros? cons?

(9:20:19 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): all pro's.... like, 100% pleasure, 0% guilt.

(9:20:39 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): plus, have you seen the size of a horse's cock, i wouldn't say no....

(9:21:14 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): dude have you seen whale dicks?

(9:21:28 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): lol, yqah

(9:21:36 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): fucking.....

(9:21:43 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): dude id do so much to them

(9:22:22 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): image the load of that thing, i'd just like, fucking lay in it, and just... roll around...

(9:22:36 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): do you think the shale will like it?

(9:22:46 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i want to find a technique to pleasure it too

(9:23:01 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): fuckin, try, like, rimming it's giant dickhole

(9:23:10 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): or fisting it

(9:23:20 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): it might like that

(9:23:37 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): what are you're thoughts on snakes getting baked in the wilderness with marines

(9:24:25 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): i'd quite like to use a snake as a sex toy, but yeah.....

(9:24:44 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): imagine using a snake with no teeth and just stickign you're dick in its mouth

(9:24:59 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): thast would be soo good

(9:25:02 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i know

(9:25:06 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i think we should stop now

(9:25:10 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): ultimate deepthroat

(9:25:16 PM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama (L)Jess(L): and... agreed

[Mike356]

weirk converstation rem and mll

[rockstarrem]

No one understands us. POST YOU'RE QUOTES.

[Mike356]

if life gives you lemons you make lemonade now find a person whos life gave them vodka and throw a party

[MrLlamaLlama]

At work today:

Shut up, goth....back in your cave!

Also, just now:

Inferno says:

hola

Neil | MrLlamaLlama Jess says:

shut it, fuckwipe

[rockstarrem]

Wow, owned.

[TM™]

My friend told me this over MSN: (I censored his name since he does deserve privacy, even though he's a twat )

Censored Name says: sup

.Sahdev™... says: lol bitch

Censored Name says: hey u fukin twat

.Sahdev™... says: yeah, what are you going to do about it?

Censored Name says: wtch at schol innit

.Sahdev™... says: what are u gonna do?

Censored Name says: fuck u up

.Sahdev™... says: yeh right

.Sahdev™... says: you cant hit a fly

Censored Name says: ya wtch.

.Sahdev™... says: :S

Censored Name says: WATCH U FUKIN CUNT ILL NOCK THE SHYT OUT OF YA

.Sahdev™... says: You don't even know how to count u fuck nut.

.Sahdev™... says: You can't even spell knock right.

Censored Name says: AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhaAa......!w

.Sahdev™... says: Owned fucker

My friends gonna fuck me up tomorrow for being random, lolz.

Also today, another random assfuck added me:

Addz101 says: Can you send me SA.exe?

.Sahdev™... says: GTFO

This all happened just a few minutes ago.

[JustADummy]

How he added you if you have your MSN hidden? O_o

[TM™]

I really dunno...

Probably got it from some other site, or got it through another one of my contacts.

[JustADummy]

I think it's from GTAForums, your MSN wasn't hidden there.

[Connor]

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

you're on top?

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

Vasco||| I like Pandas says:

yea I'm on top

Vasco||| I like Pandas says:

connor

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

yes vasco...

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

*flicks eyelashes*

Vasco||| I like Pandas says:

you look alot like someone I can't remember

Vasco||| I like Pandas says:

you just do

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

oh

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

me?

Vasco||| I like Pandas says:

yea:P

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...Anybody who thinks I'm an emo or something, can just, go suck off a donkey! ... says:

cool

I have one of MrLlamaLlama and I talking about raping whales too...But I won't post it...lol

Edited May 12, 2008 by Cat Licker

[JustADummy]

I really dunno...

Probably got it from some other site, or got it through another one of my contacts.

@ quote: lol, btw what is your msn? PM me.

@ Connor: post it!

[rockstarrem]

(9:05:54 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): i wanna cum on that bellas face

(9:06:02 PM) ipodchicken: That's nice.

(9:06:12 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): you don't?

(9:06:28 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): fucker

[Thomas.]

Me and a convo with Shadow536 yesterday on windows Live Plus:

Michael says: hey

Thomas says: hey

Random quote.

[rockstarrem]

MrLlamaLlama: hey

rockstarrem: hey

MrLlamaLlama: sup?

rockstarrem: nm really

MrLlamaLlama: oh, coo

MrLlamaLlama: l

rockstarrem: you

MrLlamaLlama: meh, nothin, just makin' some food

rockstarrem: nice, what?

MrLlamaLlama: erm... grilled cheese (that what you guys call it?)

rockstarrem: yeah what do you call it

MrLlamaLlama: cheese on toast

[MrLlamaLlama]

I'd rather fist a diseased hobo.

[Dirty Harry]

I'd rather fist a diseased hobo.

Lol, dude, where have you heard THAT?

[MrLlamaLlama]

Let's just say... no matter how much i bitch about work, there are some fucking funny people there.

[Urbanoutlaw]

Here's some GTA4 multiplayer stuff.

"Here, hold this." - Playing deathmatch, just found the sniper (As I fire the RPG at a rooftop AC housing he was hiding by.)

"I'm officially done being nice." - In ranked race after being shunted into wall for the 4th time.

"Whatever" -one of the little hoodrats that shunted me (has probably never driven real car).

"FUCK!!!" - Same little hoodrat when he realizes I turned around & hit him head-on on the next lap.

Lots of cussing usually follow either of those.

"This is RETARDED Stupid!!!" - Some poor SOB who stumbled into an RPG only match on Happiness Island. That's fun.

"That was tight." - The guy w/ the AK who thought he had me cornered w/ just the lousy pistol. He didn't realize also had

a couple grenades. BOOM! That AK served me well.

"YOU'RE SCREWED NOW, I HAVE MY ULTIMATE DEATH-MOBILE!!!" - Just before driving the crappy minivan into a firefight.

"Look at my CRAPWAGON & fear me!" - Just as everybody opened up on my crappy minivan. Still not sure how I lived.

"You could at least let me get out of the water" - Firefight on Charge Island, I kept spawning on the edge of a dock, fell in

on the first step.

"Whatever." - Brown dot that kept shooting me as I tried to get out.

"Whatever." - As I shot the brown dot when I finally spawned on solid land.

"Whatever." - As I shot the brown dot when I got an M4.

I spent the rest of that match fragging this clown, killed his 6 more times & made it a point to taunt him w/ "Whatever."

every time I got him. He didn't have much to say after I started concentrating on him.

[Chris]

Oh lawd the staff here do have some weird conversations. You should see some of the ones I've had with Misho. I won't quote a conversation as I don't have one to hand right now, but I'll give you some keywords of some stuff that is discussed. The weird thing is some of this is all in one conversation

Terminators, porn, SUMMER GLAU!!, Serbia, Eastern European music

All of that can be covered in a few minutes

[rockstarrem]

(8:12:26 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): first chapter done

(8:12:26 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): *link you'll never know here*

(8:12:31 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): you prolly dont care

(8:12:32 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): but yeah xD

(8:13:26 PM) Chris: You have to register or log in to access this page.

* Register

* Log in

(8:13:29 PM) Chris: gay

(8:13:36 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): that is gay

(8:13:49 PM) Chris: yeah, only homosexual websites make people register

(8:14:12 PM) Domenic (rockstarrem): yeah, kinda like TGTAP

[Connor]

Mini-Philly... :)Sterilize your stereo with Jack Daniels says:

rofl

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

ooh

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

they're like

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

so slender

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

and squishy

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

and smooth

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

wonder if anyones ever tried to shove a snake in their vagina

Mini-Philly... :)Sterilize your stereo with Jack Daniels says:

ROFL

Mini-Philly... :)Sterilize your stereo with Jack Daniels says:

rattle snake = vibrator

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

lol

...   Connor <3 Holly    ...I can stand on my head ... says:

"Ohh no! Get off me, it's rattling in my vagi....Ohh..ohhhh..ohh that's so nice...Carry on!"

I like snakes, I held one at school today.

[MrLlamaLlama]

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

I held a snake dick today

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

It was so...

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

Long

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

Slender

Neil | MrLlamaLlama Jess says:

moist

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

oooh

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

And...Hard

Neil | MrLlamaLlama Jess says:

lol

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

Lol

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

I was like

...Connor <3 Holly...I can stand on my head ... says:

*Strokes snake* "Ohhhh...Ohhh..Oohhhh!"

Disclaimer - May or may not have happened as described.

[JustADummy]

roflzors

[Dirty Harry]

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

fucking whore

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

we're finished

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

LOL

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

you bitch

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

I gavve you the world

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

I know what you've been doing with Neil!

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

no

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

I was thinking about YOU

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

I swear!

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

He TOLD ME!!!

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

All right

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

We're back on hone

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

honey

And just in:

...Connor <3 Holly...Held a snake today(Not meant to sound like I held a cock) ... diz:

ever came on some bread and ate it?

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

nope

Vasco| Rape me... Rape me my friend... Rape me again diz:

but I'm sure it is a lifechanging experience