Voodoo Corpse Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Die you Nazi Gay! I SAY DIE!! DIE YOU PIECE OF MUFFIN POOP!! DIE!!!! . James Bond never fought any nazis. And I saw the 21 films. They all have brilliant music I know he never fought Nazis... It was just a joke... Every sin leaves a mark. Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! ... Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 Just to get this started again a real shit quote: (12:36:02 AM) Cinemodom: he wouldnt be able to walk(12:36:04 AM) Cinemodom: SHE* (12:36:05 AM) Sky: LOL (12:36:05 AM) Sky: HE (12:36:06 AM) Sky: LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:hey hotstuff :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: dude? :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: Dude? GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: hey baby! :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: how you doing sweetie GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: i'm good, how are the kids? :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: they are fine! :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: wanna have some fun? GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: what kind of fun? :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: wicked fun! GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: yes, yes, yes! :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: Go to the bedroom and get naked then! GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: yay! wil you put the dildo up my ass again?! I love it when you do that! :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: no i was gonna play gta4 naked but wat the heck! do you have a dildo? GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: could use my baseball bat? :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: is your that big? GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: i've been around the block loads of times, honey :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: nice ! im all hot now! :[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says: lets do it on the couch! GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says: woot! My arse is feeling sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 ^^^^ Did you do it with evo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 (2:41:51 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: LOL (2:42:03 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i'm listening to music through my nose (2:42:12 AM) Vasco: lolwut (2:42:35 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: put headphones up your nose (one in each nostril) and plug your ears with your fingers (2:42:45 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: needs to be quite loud though (2:44:11 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: done it? (2:44:44 AM) Vasco: nah (2:44:48 AM) Vasco: but am doing now (2:44:54 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: good? (2:45:19 AM) Vasco: OMG (2:45:24 AM) Vasco: HAHA (2:45:37 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i was fucking joking dude (2:45:48 AM) Vasco: i did it (2:45:54 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: yeah, so did i (2:46:01 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i wouldn't just tell you to do that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:ujm driu nk Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: im drunbk shadow says: ok Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: i llove u shadow says: lol shadow says: hmm Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: leytd habe sex shadow says: ok rem will volunteer for me Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: wha5 Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: i lovr u shadow says: ok Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: i got a boner shadow says: ok tmi Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: klytd have zex Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: atree you pozting this sht? Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: please post shadow says: post shadow says: im bored Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: ikjm fdruynj shadow says: I know you are Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: doy uo lvoeme? shadow says: no shadow says: love is for the weak shadow says: this be going in the quote topic Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: ´what Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: uoiu lvoe u Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: u had vokja Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: u hadtequpla Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: teqila shadow says: rather have the girl shadow says: and the vodka Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: i love wonab shadow says: yes you do Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: letd have sex shadow says: ok shadow says: whats you been drinking Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says: vodkja shadow says: ah mixed or by its self shadow says: and how much shadow says: is that pic you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 (edited) NO!Are you kidding?Man I don`t want to play as a pussy I want a male character cause the main character should be tough to inspire fear to enemies and ofcourse a "girl" does not do that.the IQ of the people who say the main-character should be a girl is NULE! Hahahhaahhaahhha, lol, I remember the flaming I got after saying that You're a f*cking blidiot (Not a typo, Victor Vance said this to Lance) for thinking a female main character is plain sh*t. Your IQ is obviously low for you to be talking sh*t like that. You're a sexist asshole that's too scared to give it a chance playing with a hardcore female character. I think it's a low chance of happening but don't run your big mouth about sh*t you don't know oh great another sexist man GET A LIFE SHAME Man go play Tomb Raider if you want a girl main character!The GTA games will always have an MALE main-character.You need to get a life man!I`m straight but I don`t want to play as a girl in a game where you kill hundreds of people,driv like a maniak and so other things,this is a job for a man not 4 a lil girl. sorry for saying this but you pissed me off ,Get a life he sas!hahaaha hem hem what the hell do you mean by little girl. Do you have this image of a helpless damsel in distress in your tiny little mind. There are so many women that could kick your arse and so many others. Why does GTA just because thye have always had a male mean they are bound to keep males as the protagnist. Why cant they break the mould and try something new? By the way we have showed no interest into whether you are straight or not so why say it? Another angry-post I made and Bear's reply. those were the days guys ) Edited June 30, 2008 by Gycu X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lord Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:14 PM): hi thereJay Desai (7/5/2008 9:07:19 PM): hey beautiful Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:29 PM): do you think Im sexy? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:07:35 PM): What are you doing? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:46 PM): masturbating...wanna join? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:08:02 PM): is it fun? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:08:38 PM): yeah, whole lot of...open your clothes and I'll explain.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:08:48 PM): pant first? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:08:57 PM): whatever you like Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:02 PM): ooh... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:04 PM): wait* Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:15 PM): aah ok done... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:24 PM): now? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:09:27 PM): now the nicky Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:35 PM): lolwut?? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:09:47 PM): nicky...undies? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:59 PM): uhh...aah...umm...oohh...yeah yeah Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:03 PM): !!@^#($(**!%^!#@ Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:21 PM): wait, did you touch it? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:31 PM): ohh..holy...shit..umm...ahh..this...ahh..iisz...ooohaaa...fuunn... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:40 PM): yea yea...ooh..oho..aahh.. Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:42 PM): noooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:43 PM): !!!1 Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:00 PM): dont tellme to stop Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:01 PM): aahh Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:03 PM): ooohhhhh dont tellme to stop Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:06 PM): uuuaannn Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:36 PM): ooh shitt..its coming...its comming...aahh..oohh.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:44 PM): yeahh.....oooooooaaa Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:12:02 PM): a boy can do it only once in his lifetime....after which, the stick shortens and finally disolves !!!! Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:18 PM): waut?????? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:23 PM): NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:27 PM): Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:12:49 PM): nooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:51 PM): shit... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:53 PM): OMFG Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:57 PM): Its gone now... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:03 PM): wtf? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:13:11 PM): but it happens only for boys, dont worry.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:21 PM): uuhh...so? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:26 PM): me boy Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:28 PM): i know Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:13:50 PM): then it should've disapeared by now.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:58 PM): Ohh Fuck... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:00 PM): its gone... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:01 PM): Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:03 PM): wtf??? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:04 PM): brb Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:08 PM): Gynac.... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:12 PM): no..shit... Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:14:12 PM): a lagend put to end... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:18 PM): doctor any one.. Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:14:26 PM): lemme fix it Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:38 PM): wtf? therez nothing left Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:42 PM): what to fix Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:15:00 PM): ill help dont worry Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:04 PM): fast... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:09 PM): it feels strange Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:14 PM): inside ma pants.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:18 PM): without............. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:53 PM): faassttt Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:17:39 PM): shit no Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:17:45 PM): i need a damn video Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:18:04 PM): print the photo and stick it with a glue Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:21 PM): uhh... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:24 PM): wil it work Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:28 PM): what if someone... Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:18:51 PM): yea it works for most of my clients.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:10 PM): you have some sort of company...? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:11 PM): shit Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:19:17 PM): yeha Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:20 PM): you make people lose thier [cencored] Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:25 PM): and then market you product Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:28 PM): bloody hell Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:36 PM): i am gonna suuu you goddamn organization :x Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:03 PM): yeah, just business..u know, everyone cannot do a respectable job Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:12 PM): oohh ok...thats ok.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:13 PM): Lol Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:14 PM): me going Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:16 PM): bye... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:17 PM): cya... Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:20 PM): nahhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:22 PM): ati kya khandala... Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:25 PM): Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:26 PM): abhe baith naaaa Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:29 PM): nai re.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:32 PM): Dinner Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:41 PM): wapis aayegi? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:47 PM): malum nai.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:52 PM): ayegi my foot Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:54 PM): x-( Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:02 PM): chal yaar Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:03 PM): byeee Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:07 PM): ruk ruk Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:10 PM): a sec Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:18 PM): plz come back Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:25 PM): uuhh why? Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:37 PM): 11 baje milega? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:46 PM): now you gonna make me lose ma hands too? Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:49 PM): not sure.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:56 PM): probably going out.. Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:22:01 PM): gotta decide the Intro.. Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:22:04 PM): oohk Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:22:06 PM): will see.. Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:22:17 PM): k thnx...cya...eat less Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:33:39 PM): i guess u're still there Some Hindi parts you dont understand and still wanna know.Ask me :| Edit: And Tarun is TOXIC btw. 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sibraa5 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Xlax says: anything thats awesome Xlax says: i call it Xlax says: tits MC Keyboard! says: ..I must be tits then? Don;t ask about the name MC Keyboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: I JUST KILLED A FLY!!!! Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: :D:D Vasco says: BURN IT Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: lol Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: can't find it * * Neil has left the conversation. * Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: Neil has left us Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: he's dumped us Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: *Cries* Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: *hugs vasco* Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: xD Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: =P Vasco says: sniff Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: get your bitches daddy vasco? Vasco says: i saw the worst Nothing Else MAtters cover EVER Vasco says: sho connur Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: lol Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: post this on TGTAP? Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 (12:48:54 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: kk(12:48:55 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: one sec (12:48:58 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: just doing something (12:48:58 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: wait (12:49:02 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: you'll like it (12:49:08 AM) Neil | Llama: ? (12:49:10 AM) Neil | Llama: lol (12:49:11 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: It'll only take about 1 minute (12:49:15 AM) Neil | Llama: LOL (12:49:27 AM) Neil | Llama: ... Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) |*Ice.KeL*| says:Slayer hasn't been online for ages Chris says: probably dead |*Ice.KeL*| says: |*Ice.KeL*| says: How do you know Chris says: i killed him |*Ice.KeL*| says: Seriously? |*Ice.KeL*| says: You killed your Moderator? |*Ice.KeL*| says: Lier |*Ice.KeL*| says: Who else you murdered? |*Ice.KeL*| says: Ooo, Quote Topic Epic Fail. I declare this quote the shittiest. Edited August 13, 2008 by I©e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Epic File = Epic fail. lol@u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sand-wi-chi-iih-izzz! I was listening to 'Hot Hot Heat - Bandages' on youtube and posted that. You'll get it if you know the song. Otherwise I fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Epic File = Epic fail.lol@u Oops. I spelt it wrong Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sand-wi-chi-iih-izzz! I was listening to 'Hot Hot Heat - Bandages' on youtube and posted that. You'll get it if you know the song. Otherwise I fail. Don't you already fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Neil | Llama Jess says:you can't run through the house to the bog with a mouthfull of cum Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: LOL Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: obviously Neil | Llama Jess says: god knows i've tried Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: eugh Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: why? Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: lol Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: really? Neil | Llama Jess says: lol Neil | Llama Jess says: NO Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: hah Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 [09:40] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: it used to be[09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: OMG OMG MY HOUSE [09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: on google earth [09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: now its like [09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: oh my front door and car etc Weird nick guy = Wrx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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