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[Connor]

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Stranger: hey whats up?

You: fancy a bum?

You: *silence* *waits*

You: a bit of man on man action?

Stranger: um

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i dont like man on man

You: sure you don't fancy a bum?

[Husky]

Give me a linke Llama. I have no idea what the hell is going on about internet rules.

[Nate10]

Give me a linke Llama. I have no idea what the hell is going on about internet rules.

Here ya go.

Edited July 6, 2009 by Nate10

[Husky]

Someone who made that has no life. But its really humorouse.

[NickS]

Rule 29 is weird. Then that means some of you guys are FBI agents 0_0.

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You: Welcome to ze famous restaurante 'El Cheapo!' may I take your order sir?

Stranger: haha k. Like a meatball soup and an ice tea

You: ok sir, your food and drink will arrive in a second.

You: here you go sir, your ice tea and a bowl of meatball soup.

Stranger: lol, that's pretty fast

Stranger: um waiter, why is there a fly in my soup??!!

You: oh sir! we must charge you extra for that added ingrediant

Stranger: What??? Ur fucked up man!

You: no sir, you are the one who is fucked up

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Jeez, didn't know i was that harsh.

[Spaz The Great]

That website = rule 17.

Seems pretty boring, I might give it a go and be a real cunt to someone.

Yeah, it's not really worth it.

Someone who made that has no life. But its really humorouse.

Yeah, except rules 1-9 at the VERY least are irrelevant now and don't matter.

[Damjan]

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Lol i didn't even get to type something.

[maj212]

Rofl somehow i think he thought im a girl but i played along lol

funny

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: how r u

Stranger: wanna send me nudes?

You: ...no

Stranger: y not

You: i have meh reasons

Stranger: wat reasoons r those?

You: you see if i asked u if you wanna hang yourself what would u say

Stranger: well actually im suicidal so i would say yes

You: exactl...i mean i still have meh reasons

Stranger: like wat? please tell me/

You: and im sure my mummy said not to send meh nude pics over the internet :3

Stranger: wat she dont know dont hurt her

You: unless i stab her everytime she doesnt kno something

You: ...that would hurt

Stranger: well maybe she deserved it

You: maybe

You: but lets leave that at that

Stranger: so ur gonna send em to me?

You: ...i didnt say that

Stranger: y dont u just give me a good reason y not/

You: i got burned alive and my private parts didnt take it well thus leading to horribleness

Stranger: thats hot

You: no a lighter is hot

Stranger: touche lol

You: well i cant really rost a marshmallow next to my private parts can i?

Stranger: no i guess u couldnt i would really like to see them because i am a doctor i may beable to reconstruct ur privates

You: ...so?

You: what if i dont want u to seee them

Stranger: then i cant help u

Stranger: sorry good bye

You: did i come asking for help?

[EvoLuTioN]

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You: Oi

Stranger: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

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Stranger: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 HEIL HITLER! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

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lol nice comeback

[Huckleberry Pie]

lol speedrun:

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You: hi

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Stranger: Even I can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

You: Why?

Stranger: cuz of the nutmeg

You: Dude I'm trapped on an elevator

You: I'm on my Opera mini right now

Stranger: reallyyy?

You: I need someone to hax the hotel

Stranger: ok

You: quickly

Stranger: okokok what is it?

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Stranger: Please don't be another retard

You: ok

You: asl?

Stranger: F***

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[Notorious]

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Stranger: hii. i am 22 male and a litle bit horny

You: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?

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Stranger: hey, 22mUK, wat u up to?

You: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?

Stranger: no and stop asking

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lol

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Stranger: Hello there ... I got nudes of some people's sisters. Would you like me to share them with you? But only if you have nudes of your sister, too!

You: what

You: of my sister?

Stranger: Sure.

Stranger: Lots of people have traded theirs.

You: let me see the nudes first

Stranger: [link removed since it contaisn nudity]

Stranger: There's more.

You: lol

You: dude

Stranger: Yes?

You: thats MT FUCKING SISTER ASSHOLE

You: WTF MAN

You: HOW DO YOU FUCKING GET THAT

You: MOTHERFUCKER

You: WHO ARE YOU

You: STALKER

Stranger: what

You: IM REPORTING YOU

You: YOU SICK FUCK

Stranger: I didn't do that.

Stranger: Someone gave it to me

You: HOW DID YOU GET THAT PIC OF MY SISTER

Stranger: His name was Dave.

You: HOLY SHIT

You: YOU SONOFABITCH

Stranger: I'm sorry man.

You: YOUR A FREAK

Stranger: No.

You: A SICK FUCKING FREAK

Stranger: It was dave ....

Stranger: Dave!

You: I FUCKING KILL YOU

You: SLAUGHTER YOUR NECK

You: JESUS CHRIST

You: HOLY

You: FUCK

Stranger: Ok nice troll but share now plz.

You: THATS MY FUCKING SISTER MAN

Stranger: Sure ...

Stranger: How can I believe you?

Stranger: Show me a non nude, then.

You: I FUCK HER LONG TIME

Stranger: ......

You: HER PUSSY IS RUINED FOREVER

You: I CRANK SHIT TO NEXT LEVEL

Stranger: ........

You: LOLOLOLLO

You: ITS NICKNAME IS FLABBY MCSAGSAG

You: SHE PERFORMS PLAYS WITH IT EVERY SUNDAY

You: THEY ARE QUITE GOOD I MUST SAY

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Stranger: heyy

Stranger: wats up

You: hey, get this, since we're never going to meet, let me know your biggest secret

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: my biggest secret...

Stranger: is my dick

Stranger: lol

Stranger:

You: shitty secret

You: nothing eh?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wats urs

Stranger: i dont have secrets lol

You: well i mean, i'm probably going to be tracked and shit for this kind of stuff

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: dont worry

You: i probably shouldn't be sharing this sort of thing

Stranger: okay haha

Stranger: my porn addiction say u should

Stranger: thts my biggest secret

Stranger: since like 5th grade haha

You: well it's not the porn is the problem, it's my boredom with it and actually tracking down the 8 year olds in the porn

You: but it's not like i'm not paid well for it

Stranger: paid for...

Stranger: like fucking

You: well... yeah

You: CP doesn't make itself now does it?

Stranger: wow..

Stranger: cant you be classier and use teenagers haha

You: well teenagers are curious and stuff man

Stranger: exactly lol

You: they're kind of keen on it, and they have a general aweareness of what's going on

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: tht is fucked up

You: it's the young ones man, they don't even know what's going on, that's the real shit

Stranger: am just gonna go and report you to the fucking FBI thank god for I.P. tracking

yeah lol

Edited August 10, 2009 by Notorious

[EvoLuTioN]

lol speedrun:

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Stranger: Even I can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

You: Why?

Stranger: cuz of the nutmeg

You: Dude I'm trapped on an elevator

You: I'm on my Opera mini right now

Stranger: reallyyy?

You: I need someone to hax the hotel

Stranger: ok

You: quickly

Stranger: okokok what is it?

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That was nut screwing up Operation cinnamon btw. /b/ had this thing going on where /b/tards go on Omegle and use "Cinnamon" in some sort of sentence or phrase,etc. If the other member in the chat knew of the operation they would form a sentence with "nutmeg" in it. Like..

You: Can I have some cinnamon on my ice cream.

Starnger: (another /b/tard) But we have only nutmeg, etc

If stage one is a success then the members involved would post their chat in the thread, If a match is found great win would be achieved.

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You: Can I have some cinnamon on my ice cream?

Stranger: The nutmeg is fine this part of the year.

Stranger: /b/redah!!!

Stranger: /b/ GO GO GO!

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Stranger: Hi

You: Can I have some cinnamon on my ice cream?

Stranger: /b/?

You: Whats the password?

Stranger: VIVA LA NATION BITCH

You: No No!

Stranger: aw

Stranger: i dotn know it

You: Damn!

Stranger: tell please?

You: Operation cinnamon is a secret operation

You: Can't go out giving passwords!

Stranger: wher do i find the password

You: You don't find the password

You: the pasword will find you

Stranger: Im a newfag

You: When the time is right!

You: Ah young one

Stranger: well goodbye sir

You: Good bye young padavan

You: Good luck with your journey!

Stranger: Merci

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You: Can I have some cinnamon on my ice cream?

Stranger: what is with you and cinnamon

Stranger: i think this is the 4rth time ive connected to you

You: uh huh.. Is that right?

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Edited August 10, 2009 by EvoLuTioN

[Notorious]

this just happened

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: yes

Stranger: how old ?

You: 16

You: how about you?

Stranger: 14

Stranger: horny?

You: ummmm

You: depends

You: are you cute?

Stranger: kinda...

Stranger: can i see your pussy?

You: how about we cyber a little bit and then maybe later

You: we can move on to the pics and video

Stranger: ok,

You: ok, you're sitting down and i look at you seductively

You: i make my way slowly over to your lap

You: i kiss your neck right below your ear

You: while i caress your thighs

You: i can feel something starting to bulge

You: = ]

Stranger: then i pull my 6 inch cock..

You: then i pull out my 6 inch cock and we pretend they're light sabers

You: we fight but i am too strong

You: you are no match

You: then i rape your face

You: and have a cigarette

You: it's late, so i leave

You: you never hear from me again

You: it was good while it lasted

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: you feel ashamed and used

You: yes, i'm a girl

Stranger: can i see you nude please?....

You: ok but first, imagine me laying in your lap...

You: my boobs are beginning to fall out of my shirt

Stranger: ok,

You: you reach down my crotch and massage my balls

You: they're hairy but you don't mind

You: ahhhh yeahhhhhhhh

You: i love the way you cup my balls

Stranger: you have balls?

You: what, no

You: huh?

You: anyway, i get really wet

Stranger: can i have your msn?

You: time for some penetration

You: yumm

You: i pull down your pants and turn you over

You: your butt is sticking in the air...then i ram my giant 8 foot cock inside

You: I'M THE KING OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDD

You: AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

You: feels good man

Stranger: then ill cum all over your face....

You: no, that's not how the story goes

You: then i cum in your eyes

You: you are now blind forever

You: because my jizz is actually acid

You: because i am part alien

Stranger: are you a boy?

You: what, no

Stranger: you kinda sound like it...

You: nahhh

Stranger: do you have msn?

You: where are you from?

Stranger: im asian.

Stranger: you?

You: i'm a guy

You: i mean, guynesia

You: i'm from guynesia

You: do you know where that is?

Stranger: nope..

You: it's right next to faggotopia

You: anyway, it's been fun

You: g2g babe

You: bye

Stranger: do you have msn?

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[Damjan]

Didn't want to bump this, but quoting Chris:

As long as the topic is in the first page of a forum/subforum, it's not bumping.

And mine.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: 16m

You: 14f

Stranger: =] horny ?

You: howdya now?

You: cant stop thinking about it

Stranger: should i help you ?

You: how can u help me?

Stranger: Wanna cyber ?

You: well wut r we doing now, silly?

Stranger: so what are you wearing cutie ?

Stranger: should i help you ?

You: my pjs

You:

You: theyre pink

You: my parents r asleep

You: its naughy time 4 me

Stranger: =] then i'll remove your pjs

You: z z z

You: how big is ur cawk?

Stranger: And slowly touch, lick, suck and bite your nipples

Stranger: Getting bigger hottie

You: im a virgin u know

You: but i touch myself down there

You: all of the time

You: would u like to touch my pussy?

Stranger: Are you touching yourself ?

You: yeah, and ur missing out on all the fun

You: u?

You: r u touching urself rite nau

Stranger: Imagine me fingering you

Stranger: Then licking you until you cum

You: typing with 1 hand nau

You: ooooooooooh

You: stroke ur cock for me big boy

You: r u strocking?

Stranger: Yes

You: do u wish to experience a lightning orgasm rite nau?

Stranger: Yes!!!

You: fine, you asked for it

You: PIKACHU, ELECTRIC BOLT, GO!

Stranger: What the fuck?

[Huckleberry Pie]

I had a trolling spree one day:

Stranger: hi

You: i'm violet baudelaire

You: wanna see mah mods?

Stranger: no

Stranger: get out

You: LOL WTF OMG BBQ?

Stranger: shut up

You: *facepalm*

Stranger: where are u from?

You: can't tell you, I live with my aunt

Stranger: lotation?

You: michigan

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[Miles Pedro Prower]

uote

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oi

You: LALALALALALALALA!!!!

Stranger: Eaw

Stranger: Td certo?

You: Que?

Stranger: Ronaldo

Stranger: Ronaldo

Stranger: Ronalo

Stranger: Ili bilia muitus

You: Eric?

Stranger: nus curintiahns

Stranger: O ADRIANO?

Stranger: TA ME OUVINDO?

You: Si

You: Si!!

Stranger: OOOOOOOO ADRIANO TA ME OVINDO?????????????

Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

You: Que?

Stranger: És mexicano?

You: Bodraves

You: Na Na

You: Espaniole

You: Me don't no much english

You: Oi?

You: Seniore

Stranger: Soy Brasileno

Stranger: No hablo espanol

Stranger: Pero posso tentar

You: Si

Stranger: És mujer?

You: Que esto es?

Stranger: Mujer,

You: Que?

Stranger: Eres Hombre, o Mujer?

You: Si

You: SENIORE MEXICAN???

You: Seniore know tiny rat?

You: with big hat?

You: Seniore!!

You: Seniore.. YAKAKAKAKA...?

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That was some kind of meme here in Brazil, created by a tv program and spread around the web.