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www.omegle.com is the site that allows you to chat with users online, all you need to do is to press let's chat and you'll be sitting with a random person.

I can see that there are feminists there, someone asked me if im a female or male, answered male and she disconnected :)

Start trolling.

Post the chats here btw.

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lol this thing is pretty strange. hahah

Omegle

Talk to strangers!

2553 users online

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: helllllllo

You: hi

You: sup

Stranger: !

Stranger: asl

You: 19 m aus

You: u

Stranger: nz!

You: ahah cool

Stranger: and ur not a dic!

Stranger: dick!

You: im not?

You: lol.

Stranger: well

You: you expected i would be?

Stranger: so far all the ppl from aus hav told me to fuck off

You: ahahh really?

You: slack lol.

Stranger: and that the all blacks suck

Stranger: XD'

Stranger: i hate ruby btw

You: aha wtf

You: rugby ?

Stranger: yea

You: yeah i dont much like it

Stranger: i cant spell for shit

You: league is OK, union i never really watched lol.

You: AFL is like ... wtf lol.

You: nobody in NSW watches it

You: well nobody i know :P

Stranger: i dont evn knw what ur talkn bout

You: its more popular in melbourne or something i guess

You: AFL

Stranger: see

Stranger: thats how un rubgy i am lol

You: afl isnt rugby

You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=AFL&l=1

Stranger: what is?

You: its ... football

You: lol.

Stranger: oh

You: go to that site

Stranger: yuck

Stranger: i like hocky

Stranger: and rockclimbing

You: ice hockey or regular hockey?

Stranger: and shooting

Stranger: i speed skate

Stranger: but not hocky lol

You: cool

Stranger: also play gatuir

You: hmm ive played a few sports

Stranger: gutitre

You: soccer, baseball, basketball

You: guitar

You: ^

You: lol.

Stranger: that

You: haha

You: acoustic or bass ?

Stranger: sesrly

Stranger: bass

You: cool

Stranger: and lead

Stranger: also sing

Stranger: lol

You: lol one man band :P

Stranger: 4 the band

Stranger: nop

You: jks

Stranger: cand drum 4 sht lmao

You: ohh right lol.

Stranger: hahah

You: nearly 1man band then :P

he said like 2 things after that then left.

Edited by WRX22B1998
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Randomness...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 14/m/usa

Stranger: u?

You: 15/f/santa monica

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wats up

You: i'm fine

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wat r u doing

You: not much

You: what's your name?

Stranger: daniel

You: me? I'm shirley

Stranger: nice 2 meet u

You: you know the actress named shirley?

Stranger: yea

You: shirley temple?

Stranger: yea wat about her?

You: not much

Stranger: lol

You:

Stranger: no thanx

:hurrhurr:

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hAY

You: HEY!!!

Stranger: drulnk\

You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!!

Stranger: hahahaa uhhhhhh

You: WHAT TOOO DOOOOO????

Stranger: what DID YOU DO TO YORU HOUSE

You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!!

Stranger: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

You: ACCIDENTLY!!!

You: THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!!!

Stranger: OH SHITTY

You: FUUUUUUUU.....!!!!!!!

You: RAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!!!......

You: I SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING BOUT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Stranger: YEAAAA YOU REALLY SHOULD!!!!!!

You: BUT WHAT!!!!!

Stranger: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HOSE BOZO

You: ACCIDENTLY!!!!!

Stranger: ACCIDENTLY WHAT

You: OHHHH SHIIIIII.....

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I was just raped

You: I just raped someone

Stranger: What a small world.

You: I know..

You: So you're Kyle?

Stranger: yes

You: Awesome.. I left my cell at your place btw..

You: will come to pick it up in the morning

You: kthxbie

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: No

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u

Stranger: asl?

You: You sir are the asl!

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

You: BANANA PHONE!!!!

You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Stranger: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Can't tell

You: don't know

You: was brought here last night

Stranger: aha

You: you have to help meee...

Stranger: how?

You: oh shit someones coming

You: help me

You: plese

You have disconnected.

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Enough trollin for one day.

Oh Btw I really thought the second last one was Wrx :D

Edited by EvoLuTioN
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Here's mine

You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaap?

Stranger: hi

You: hay

Stranger: m/f

You: f

Stranger: country?

You: US to the A

You: you like bitches? you like kinky bitches?

You: that's me

You: ;)))

Stranger: ok u r?

Stranger: then give your e-mail id?

Stranger: i have a pub

You: [email protected]

You: you have only one pube? :|

Stranger: if you wanna join than i will make you qween of that big pub

You: k k k

You: ok

You: seeya, bye now ... and try grow more pubes OK ?

DISCONNECTED

Just like GTA3's radio ;))

You: 'sup?

Stranger: i live in a china

Stranger: and im a man

You: CHINESE COCKS RULE!

DISCONNECTED

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: wanna meet up for casual sex?

Stranger: maybe

You: excellent

You: are you male or female?

Stranger: male

You: damn, it'll have to be homosexual sex then

Stranger: no thanks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is actually kinda retarded unless you get someone else who is fucking around. I'm bored after just this one.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: sweden

Stranger: male

Stranger: 20

Stranger: you

You: Britney Spears

You: American

You: I don't have an age

Stranger: Britney is hot

You: thanks

Stranger: wow cool to talk to Brittney

You: i kno

You: thats wot my manager said ;)

Stranger: so what music do you like

You: anything by me

You: do you like my music

Stranger: no not really

You: You Asshole

You: stop talking to me

You have disconnected.

LMFAO!

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Provides some fun.

Stranger: chello

You: Welcome to McDonalds may i take your order?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: 1x Lean Beef Burger

Stranger: 1x Medium Diet Coke

You: That all today sir?

Stranger: yes thanks

Stranger: oh

Stranger: actually no

Stranger: could i also have.....

Stranger: your anal virginity

You: Sure, That comes to $7.80 thanks

Stranger: oh cheap

Stranger: thanks d00d

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Welcome to McDonalds my i take your order?

Stranger: hahahahaah

Stranger: i want Big Mac !!

You: That all today sir? No drinks or deserts?

Stranger: hmm 1 coke! & orange ju~

You: That comes to $6.90 thanks

Stranger: oh! where /?

You: How is babby formed

You: How gurl get pragnant

Stranger: i've master card only!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I like first one most.

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lol mood swing much

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: good

You: u

Stranger: fine

You: hey what country are you from

Stranger: where you from

You: lol.

You: australia

You: u?

Stranger: me too

You: oh

You: wat state

Stranger: fuck you

You: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Yo, wassup?

Stranger: 你好

You: Yo, I no speako chinese o so fuck off o or I blow yo ass o!

Stranger: 你應該學習的。死阿度仔。

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why would these people speak in chinese for?

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Stranger: F?

You: me?

Stranger: yes

You: yeah

Stranger: i am m~ where a u

You: I am in the United States

You: California

You: you?

Stranger: oh it's so Far~~~

You: Why where are you?

Stranger: china~~~~

You: Oh right

You: Guess what I'm touching right now...

Stranger: i don't know...

Stranger: what you touching now?

You: My pussy

Stranger: pussy?.......

You: oh for fuck sake.

Fail attempt.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hello there.

You: At last, we meet.

You: I shall grant you 3 wishes

You: No more, no less.

You: May I ask what is your first wish?

Stranger: I wish for infinite wishes

You: Now now...

You: Do not get greedy

You: May I ask what is your first wish?

Stranger: I wish I could get a damn job...

You: A job you say?

Stranger: Yes. A decent job. Where I'll make just over minimum wage, and can do some cooking...

Stranger: But, more bussing tables than cooking

You: Hmm.

You: Your wish is my command.

You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!*

You: You start on 5th Avenue, 23rd Street at 9AM tomorrow morning.

Stranger: That's all the way in Jacksonville. =[

You: You do not specify where

You: Now, do you see?

You: You must be very specifis

You: *specific

Stranger: Fine

You: Otherwise it may all go wrong...

Stranger: Next wish

Stranger: Next wish.

Stranger: I wish my current girlfriend and I will continue to have a strong, stable relationship where she and I are open, honest, and loyal to eachother, and that it lasts for eternity. Try and fuck THAT one up...

You: Hmm.

You: Your wish is my command.

You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!*

You: Your relationship is now fucked up.

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Huh?

You: "Try and fuck THAT one up..."

You: You asked me to.

You: 3rd wish?

Stranger: I wish I had ten million dollars that I'll somehow obtain by tomorrow, legally, and no one will question why. They'll just accept it for what it is.

You: Hmm.

You: Your wish is my command.

You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!*

You: You might want to lock your doors and board up your windows...

Stranger: ...?

You: "They'll just accept it for what it is."

You: It is fraud and scandal

You: To be able to obtain certain amounts of money by will

You: They accepted this

You: I told you sir Stranger.

You: Now, I must go.

You: Enjoy your new life :-)

You have disconnected.

My favourite one so far :P

EDIT: Here's a new one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: !yeH

Stranger: olleH.

You: ?uoy era woH

Stranger: eniF.

Stranger: naem I

Stranger: .eniF

You: ees I

Stranger: ?uoy era woH

You: .thgirla m'I

Stranger: .dooG

Stranger: .regrub a gnitae m'I

You: muuuuuY

Stranger: .mhM

You: .oga elihw a CFK dah I

Stranger: .tnellecxE

You: .nur ot tog I yawynA

Stranger: .eyB

You: .erac ekaT

You have disconnected.

My brain hurt after this one. It's hard talking sdrawkcab.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: DISCONNECT NOW

You: OMG WHY

You: THE RAPE GOBLINS?

Stranger: BOMB THREAT THATS WHY

You: PLEASE NOT THE RAPE GOBLINS

Stranger: ALALALALALALALA

You: FUUUUUCK THE RAPE GOBLINS

Stranger: GANG RAPE GNOMES ACTUALLY

You: OH NO

Stranger: YES NOES!

You: WITH RAPE GOBLINS MONSTER COCK?

Stranger: SO BIG YOU WILL BE SPITTING CUM!

You: oh I love that

You: OMG SPITTING CUM

Stranger: hahaha

You: ever asked yourself why your talking to me?

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO0O0O0000

You: OK CAPS IS NICER

Stranger: ITS CUMMING! QUICK SAVE URSELF

You: DONT WORRY ILL HIDE ON YOUR ASS CHEEKS

Stranger: THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH TO HIDE BOTH OF US

You: YAY

You: LETS GET MARRIED

Stranger: ( Y )

Stranger: SURE!!!

Stranger: NOM NOM NOM NOM

You: THANK YOU SO HARD

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey stranger

Stranger: hello

You: what you doin round these parts?

Stranger: just entertaining culturally, u?

You: just doing cowboy shit

You: like milking cows

You: feeding cows

You: touching cows, like theyve never been touched

You: storing cow piss

You: drinking cow piss

Stranger: from?

You: making love to cows

You: from Cowville AKA YOUR BATHROOM

Stranger: to cows or to bulls?

You: cows!

Stranger: to oxen?

You: bulls are bullshit

You: oxes suck

You: cows are the shit man

You: oh i forgot, bathing in cow shit

You: i have pics wanna see?

Stranger: r u a farmer?

You: if planting my cock on the virgin lands of a cow is being a farmer, hot diggity damn I AM

You: later gotta go milk you

You have disconnected.

Thats my contribution

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: why?

Stranger: ?

You: asl?

Stranger: y

You: n

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I know I am boring. Between these exchanges are long pauses.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: are you female?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected

WOW Noobs

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: Hello.

Stranger: My name is Patrick Bateman.

Stranger: I am 27 years old.

You: Im Danny im 12

Stranger: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor.

You: What country US?

Stranger: I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

You: So do i

You: i think

Stranger: In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches.

Stranger: I can do 1000 now.

You: i can do 100

You: ...

Stranger: After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

You: Thats nice

Stranger: In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

You: Why do you touch your face alot

You: ?

Stranger: I want you to wash your vagina.

You: but i dont hav.. Ok

Stranger: Am I being cross-examined?

You: No

Stranger: What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

You: dont you get pimples?

Stranger: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

You: I kinda thought so but you seem alright

Stranger: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

You: Cool

You: TY you are... too

Stranger: Don't touch the watch.

You: Im not?

You: i cant see you

Stranger: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

You: ok i wont touch your fuckin watch

Stranger: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

You: The news is ight but whos Huey Lewis?

Stranger: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically.

Stranger: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

You: Your OLD

You have disconnected

Hes not retarted O.O

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI, ASL?

Stranger: 18m texas

You: YEEHAH!

Stranger: ?

Stranger: oh right

Stranger: i get it

You: So, you gotta 18 metre long penis hey?

You: That sounds great!

Stranger: lol

You: All the chicks will love you for that!

Stranger: kagato?

You: ?

Stranger: k then no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is a lot of fun! :hurrhurr:

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I guess it does!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: FUCK YEAH

Stranger: asl

You: YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That sure scared the guy off :hurrhurr:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

You: Howdie partner!

Stranger: you a yank?

You: YEHAH! I'M FROM TEXAS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he didn't like people from Texas

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey there, wanna have sex?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: gril ?

You: R u male/female?

Stranger: girl ?

You: You a girl?

Stranger: i m boy

Stranger: u ?

You: Then that means you're gay!

You: Disgusting!

You have disconnected.

Gay bastard :lol:

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oi

You: LALALALALALALALA!!!!

Stranger: Eaw

Stranger: Td certo?

You: Que?

Stranger: Ronaldo

Stranger: Ronaldo

Stranger: Ronalo

Stranger: Ili bilia muitus

You: Eric?

Stranger: nus curintiahns

Stranger: O ADRIANO?

Stranger: TA ME OUVINDO?

You: Si

You: Si!!

Stranger: OOOOOOOO ADRIANO TA ME OVINDO?????????????

Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

You: Que?

Stranger: És mexicano?

You: Bodraves

You: Na Na

You: Espaniole

You: Me don't no much english

You: Oi?

You: Seniore

Stranger: Soy Brasileno

Stranger: No hablo espanol

Stranger: Pero posso tentar

You: Si

Stranger: És mujer?

You: Que esto es?

Stranger: Mujer,

You: Que?

Stranger: Eres Hombre, o Mujer?

You: Si

You: SENIORE MEXICAN???

You: Seniore know tiny rat?

You: with big hat?

You: Seniore!!

You: Seniore.. YAKAKAKAKA...?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where are u from?

You: I from mexico

Stranger: mexixco????

You: in small net house

You: I dont do english well

Stranger: influenza country ?

Stranger: me toto

Stranger: too

You: I not now big word

Stranger: fucking mexico

You: i mean i not know

Stranger: fuck ?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: u know fuck ?

Stranger: you suck my asshole

Stranger: u understand ?

You: no no? not been there

You: in mexico?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Herro

Stranger: where are you from?

You: China

Stranger: ah

Stranger: what time is it now

You: Im Hiro Nakamura.. I can ravel ru time and space

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Eric?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: rachel

You: Eric?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone translate the first Convo. Also lol Aug, the troller became the trolley ^^

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