Spooner Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I went to work (at my hot dog stand), sat there for about 8 of the longest hours of my life (I work with my ex g/f). Then, she pissed me off and I was stuck closing up by myself and stuff. But anywho, I went to my buddy's house and got SLAMMED off my ass. I passed out on his porch and they left me out there by myself for about 2 hours. Then, his older bro finally came outside and picked me up and threw me on the couch, where I later woke up at 9:30am with a splitting headache and severe nausia. Me so sickie to my tummy. I guess this thread is for ppl to share there stories of really bad hang-overs or bitch ass ex g/f's who drove you to get so TANKED that you licked a girl's ass crack and didn't even know who she was. Oh wait, I forgot to tell you about that. This girl flashed her boobs and pulled her pants down and put her ass in my face and told me to lick her ass....so I did. She was hot... Hahaha...anyone else have a story to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Who are you and what the hell did you do to gilbert O_O... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leprekon Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Interesting, I would've not stopped with the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Believe me I didn't want to. I probably would have just vomitted on her vagina or something though. So I guess it's good I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Sounds.. fun.. except I'd liek to be sober during that :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Interesting, I would've not stopped with the ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't have done the ass at all, drunk or not. That's sick. My tounge, doesn't touch areas shit touches. But, I haven't had a hangover. Ever. After a few more experiments, I'll reveal my secret. I came up with it ALL by myself. It worked when I tried it((I didn't really try it, it happend by accident)). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 ...and that's how I saved the world from VD....I mean.. I wouldn't have done the ass at all, drunk or not. That's sick. My tounge, doesn't touch areas shit touches. I'm very sexually open minded with girls. But it will never get as far as sex toys or bringing another guy into the picture. gently caress THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edds Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I'm very sexually open minded with girls. But it will never get as far as sex toys or bringing another guy into the picture. gently caress THAT. Just grow up the right way, ok? Don't be a pimp, really, there are much better lives out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Another topic I just look at and go WTF? Anyway why did you lick her ass you could have just licked her pussy it's like centimetres away and doesn't taste as bad...yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I've never drank alcohol, so I've never had a hangover. But people say I act drunk when I'm sober so that's good. Licking an ass = no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leprekon Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Interesting, I would've not stopped with the ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't have done the ass at all, drunk or not. That's sick. My tounge, doesn't touch areas shit touches. But, I haven't had a hangover. Ever. After a few more experiments, I'll reveal my secret. I came up with it ALL by myself. It worked when I tried it((I didn't really try it, it happend by accident)). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn sarcasm doesn't reach other people. I think thats nasty aswel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 Oh pish posh. All of you guys are sissies, and yes Pyro I understand that it is merely centimeters away but her pants weren't completely down. So I couldn't exactly reach it. Besides, it happened in a matter of a minute so yeah. FYI: I didn't lick her asshole just her crack...didn't reach the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I'm very sexually open minded with girls. But it will never get as far as sex toys or bringing another guy into the picture. gently caress THAT. Just grow up the right way, ok? Don't be a pimp, really, there are much better lives out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There is a difference between a pimp and a player. A pimp shares his wealth(("bitches")), while the player's bitches don't know he has other bitches. Understand? If your bitches know you have more bitches, and you rent them out, you're a pimp. If you are doing it all in secret and your bitches don't know that, you're a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 wtf are you talking about? Anyways, does anyone else have any stories to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride_The_Lightning Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I don't have a story, but FFS what is your problem. Never would my tongue get near any ass crack. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 Oh my God, if you guys would have seen this chick, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have cared and you would have just gone for it. Besides, I was totally TANKED....SO GIVE ME A BREAK DAMNIT!....still waiting for stories. Anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 lol man i would've done the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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