Huckleberry Pie

Hmm, I guess you need to put what I said earlier to a desktop rig; I'm not sure about high-performace video cards that can fit on the slot on your notebook's motherboard... There are Nvidias for laptops, but I'm not really that sure about compatibility...

Hmm, it seems as though you're using Babelfish or something, but if you're talking about the wheels, then you might need Dmagic's wheel mod...

They won't make it to the finish line, since they're on SPANK...

Good for you... God Bless and enjoy your game...

Is the cable correctly pinned out? Or is your ISP kinda' unstable? You may try comparing your LAN cable to the ones shown at http://www.incentre.net/incentre/frame/ethernet.html - my college professor taught us on how to tie and crimp things, although I suck at that...

Hmm, yes... The Intel GMA is optimized for entry-level/home/office use - the only things that would work best on that graphics chip are children's educational programs, Micro$oft Office, and some other non-intensive stuff. When it comes to modding games, GMAs are a no-no... Like what I said earlier, try picking up at least an Nvidia GeForce 7300, but it would be better if you work for an 8600 or an 8800, since the 7300 also lags when you try maxing things out...

Photoshop 7.0 - I don't have the CS editions, you know... Runs fine on my PC, though...

Look at the guy dance... Isn't he amazing?

What's your video card and processor? If it's a built-in/on-board video card (the one with the monitor plug stuck in the motherboard instead of a seperate slot), expect real lags. Same goes for an outdated video card - I tried installing a van in SA on one computer with an entry-level video board, and it lagged big time whenever I get close to it. An Nvidia GeForce 7300 can do it well, but it would be better if you work for an 8600 or an 8800... Also, setting your graphics configuration on SA to minimal will do...

Leonidas dance FTW!

Backup, perhaps?

I guess you're like this one, asking for a download: Chris82's right, yep, you can find full GTA adverts in Youtube...

Try YTMND, Uncyclopedia, or Newgrounds...

Thanks for the suggestions, guys, but it's already fixed now; I used chkdsk via the Recovery Console. Shame that I had to uninstall SA; my brother yelled at me again, blaming the BSOD on my San Andreas install, which has a total conversion mod on it... Sometimes, I get pissed off at my brother's way of dealing with his sibilings, you know...

OK, so I logged out of the computer to take a rest. Then, my brother came in, and got pissed off at the PC, which displayed that BSOD thing on boot, and then restarts. I can boot with Linux Mint (this post was made with it), but not with Windows. Any suggestions?

Now can I test my VNC connection on you? Don't worry, I won't mess with your PC...

Teh rockstar tried to be like Leonidas, or just yawned... From the "Weed Song" "Take me Higher, higher, baby Can you feel it?? (feel it, feel it, feel it) Do you feel the same weed high that I feel?? Cause I'm so high (reefer makes you feel that way) And I feeling so right Roll (roll), let's smoke, I got to get high I been high since the last song (off that la, la, la, la, la, la, la)" Even elephants do coffee...

OK, I just thought of this randomly; the objective here is to post any picture, Photoshopped or not, and then let the other poster think of something funny about the picture. No malicious/insulting/racist stuff, please... God Bless and enjoy...

Not sure but GTAForums has a tutorial, although you may search here for one...

Leonidas speaks:

I haven't so far, but I'll try... EDIT: Here's a screenshot of the admin settings of the router: I'm not sure on how to use it; adding port 7777 and other desired ports is the thing here, but what about the IPs?

I'm not sure about this, but I suggest that you pick a ViewSonic display. We had a ViewSonic CRT monitor once, which we used for a decade, although it only supported up to 800x600. The dealer whom we purchased my LCD said that VS monitors are nice and reliable...

Is that Jack's son?