Shit...My friend asked me if I wanted to buy a condom today, I reached in my pocket...Had no money...
It's pretty funny, because I spent the money for parking at the hospital(My mom had no coins with her), so I could see my girlfriend.
Also I was about an inch away from killing a guy today.
Luckily I saw that my ICT teacher was stood behind my victim.
He shouldn't of acted so cocky. He was like, "Fuckin' dickhead, you want a fight!!11", I'm like, *Walks towards little chav*, *Chav shits self, runs inside*, *Connor follows*, *Connor has his pen drawn *.