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I think its 99.99% perfect, cause NOTHING is perfect.

Straight.

found out that New-York had been attacked by Colombian drug dealers that went to Russia and nuked India from there and India was mad an nuked NYC for that. Than warner raped a lizard...

Granted but its not granted beacause Cuban refugees went to Japan and nuked LA from their. I wish that all lizards would be free and will eat every snake on this planet!!!

^maybe < loldog leader (its just like the cats, but with dogs) v Shot a snake with a crossbow with an explosive arrow

Kids, but its a though choice cause they will wake you up every morning crying, wanting their momma' milk!!! BTW, male prostitute called "Gigolo". -Would you rather to...lick a poison lizards tounge and lick her cock (MALE LIZARD!!!DONT BE A FUCKIN SMARTASS!!!) or.. -To take a shotgun, shoot you in both of your legs, shoot in your dogs head (if you dont have, buy one!!!) and shoot in your eye.

^ hell no!!! < lolcat leader v tortured soul that wants to kill Bill Gates and Julius Caesar. He's dead btw.

Maybe, but nemesis is toooooo big for a guy like Tommy.

I dont understand, a man claimed that he has been attacked by a zombie and his head was only half or something... that's wierd?...Or the missing head man was the zombie??...

Lazlow-Back in the 80's i had this meeting, with this guy, Tommy Vercetti, so guess what, he is now a...manager of me, my ass and my "sausage" and the pron movies all over the frickin' world of...MAPLE STORY@!!!!@?!!@`111

D4m13n used a Liberty City Cock on you and inflicted a damage of 7. You used a Satanic Battle Axe and inflicted 99999999 damage on D4m13n. You recieved 999999999999999 amount of gold. 999999999999999999999 amount of Diamonds. Winner: Satanic God Lord

3rm h1 e3v3ery1 i am new here, i j4z wan ask any1 hu hav tis prob! i am using and and when i clik gta ot letters and numbers popping

And an airplane too?

Games which have children in them: Painkiller (ZOMBIESSS)

A Pimp, Hustler and a Gangster drive 3 limos. Than the Hustler says "Lets find some clients...", but the Pimp says "Clients?! WHAT ABOUT MA' HOE'S?!" but than the Gangster says "Fuck you assholes" with an Austrian accent and shoots them both in the head with a nail gun.

Grove Street Families-Bloodz Because the Bloodz were weaker and a few gangs in one like Grove. Ballas-Crips Because the Crips were strong like the Ballas and they lost their power when their leaders started dying. Varios Los Aztecas-Venice 13 Hated the Crips (ballas) and lost it territory, just like Varios Los Aztecas. Los Santos Vagos-Mara Salvatrucha 13 (MS 13) Strong, alot of members, alot of body tatoos, just like the Vagos. Triads-Chinese Triads Triads in-game, Triads in real life. Italian Mafia-Cosa Nostra (Italian Mafia name) Strong, ruler of a casino and alot of buisnesses.

Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Will Smith, Orlando Bloom, Johny Deep, Timothy Olyphant (to punish him for the thuaght he could be 47!!!).

Los Santos Roboi's Food Mart in Commerce.Courier missions.Reward-2000$ County RS Haul in Flint-Range (near the exit from Los-Santos, near the beach).-Trucker missions.Reward-2000$ San Fierro Vank Hoff's Hotel in Financial.Valet missions.Reward-2000$ Wang Cars in Doherty near your Garrage.Cost-???.Reward-8000$ Hippy Shopper in Hashburry.Courier Missions.Reward-2000$ Desert Aircraft Graveyard in Verdant Meadows in the Desert near Area 69. Cost-80000$. Reward-??? Hunter Quarry near Las-Venturas.Missions. Reward-2000$ Las Venturas Burger Shot in Redsands East-Courier missions. Reward:2000$ Reward-Money collect icon appears after you finish all missions.

I will be excited. So excited that i will play it 72 hours straight, sleep 1 hour and play it 96 hours straight!!!!

0MG B1GF00T 1S R3AL, H0US3 MUS1C 0WNS!!! SF-UR!!! S4N F13RR0 UND3RGR0UND R4D10!!!!

jumped on a crazy chainsaw freak mutant and stabbed him with a knife made from pure gold and diamonds. Than a werewolf became a man, and...

granted but they all died in a freakish accident and became mutants and ated you cause you were their mentor I wish only i had GTA IV on PC!

and robbed a

oh... But i always reply yea im from grove bitch and start bang-banging with my deagle/ak/m4/minigun

Who is azn? Rainbow Six?