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lol is an acronym used by the most aristochratic human beings on the planet called earth. rofl is been used by the most aristochratic lizards beings on the planet called ZOMG H4X0R.

Discuss your avatars and signatures, if you like it or not. And, what set is better, my current one, or this:

Someone thinks i speak spanish!! well give him a message: I DONT!!!!!ME VERDUGO LLAMO DIABLO!!!1

ENEMY OF THE AZTEC!!!

wrong except Noodle but i meant a different gang that IS the enemy of Aztecas. Read more if you think im wrong.

Yo momma so fat that when she wears yellow dress people say: "TAXI! TAXI!" Yo momma so old that she farts dust

Maybe its a ghost town, that appears in random time, and maybe, even, random location.. Or you just forgot where it was, which is more logical explanation.

Cannibals, rapists and Ora!!! Ora G********!!!-A stupid ugly stinking fucking bitch!!!

I love old songs 50 cent-PIMP Eminem-Ass like that (or something like that idk) Linkin Park-Don't Stay

Tupac, 50 cent, Eminem, Akon Soulja Boy sucks

Rap and Heavy Metal

Escape from New York Escape from LA Rambo First Blood Rambo First Blood 2 Rambo 3 Rambo IV Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Flight of the Phonex Blade 1 Blade 2 Blade 3 Hitman: The Movie Dungeons and Dragons The Fog Shaun of the Dead Night of the Dead Dawn of the Dead Hustle and Flow Get rich or die tryin' Lord of War I, Robot Codename: The Cleaner Scary Movie 1 Scary Movie 2 Scary Movie 3 Scary Movie 4 Braveheart Cobra Lock up Tenacious D in the pick of destiny and i got so many movies, that i cant continue cause my hand hurts...

And how do you know its LCS or VCS?

the 'where you shoot burgers' wasnt a question lol OK, here we go who is the leader of the aztec enemy?

Burger Shot Where you shoot burgers

FireFox cool! if the kid in ma cla$$ called Topaz sais FF'$ cool than rape me and call me ready and sweaty its not cool!!!1!!1

saw a vampire that done a horrible thing!! he raped his baby brother!!!than...

Its impossible, the game's only on PSP and PS2.

Your son ord....AH, NO NOT THAT!1NO JUST NOT..!!...TH3 Z0MG B34ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There are invisible cars, with cheats (i think). And ArtSweet's right, no army unless Niko's a terrorist!!!

I learned alot of things from my Guru, San Andreas: 1.Never leave a ho' without a pimp. She will cry. 2.Don't ever trust cops that eat doughnats nor fat gangsters with green shirts. 3.The police don't give a shit if you sell weed and heroin to kids. 4.You CAN steal old ladies bikes. And that is all, thank you for reading my lessons that i got from San Andreas:The Guru!!!

Tanks and Jets are real! Invicible cars, no!

Post your funny or wierd phone calls that you had in your life. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happened to me once: Me - Hey dude, where are ya? Him - I'm about ten minutes away from there, hold on, there's a shitload of traffic. Me - Yeah don't worry, I'll get something to eat. ======10 minutes later I call again======== Him - Hello? Me - Hey man, it's Jay again, where are ya? Him - I'm right here! Me- The hell? Where? How are you dressed? Him - Brown beanie hat and jeans. Me - I'll be fucked, the place is nearly empty and I don't see you! Him - Hmm. Me - Where are you standing at? Him - Below the cinemex sign, you? Me - Oh shit. Him- What? Me - Look behind you. We both turn around and somehow manage to stay back to back. Him - Ok? So... where are you? Me - Below the sign as well!!!! Him - Huh? Some guy happens to bump onto both of us, who as a matter of fact was a friend of both of us who was meeting us there, but he also didn't manage to recognize us. 2nd guy turns around to say he was sorry and we (1st guy and I) turn as well, I see the brown beanie, he sees my black jacket. We laugh for 30 minutes straight until the movie began. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok now, before you say this was not true, it was believe me. I haven't made any prank calls up to this day because of it lol. Me - Hello sir I'm calling from the Discount Pharmacy (closest not so crappy translation). Stranger - Yes, what can I do for you? Me- Well sir, your son ordered a box of condoms a few days ago, and apparently never paid for them. Stranger - Give me one second *phone hits a table or whatever it was placed on* And then I heard on the background: Stranger - *screaming* YOU ORDERED SOME MOTHERFUCKING CONDOMS AND DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR THEM!!! YOU USELESS PIECE OF... *savage beating sounds* I was around nine, I hung up the phone. My heart pace wouldn't slow down for a nice hour. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got thing i stored it notepad.

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